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One last joke.

Compiled by Yan Minggui.

It was a lighthearted funeral. The sun also came out to see off Henry, who was lying in a coffin, perhaps secretly rejoicing. People laughed and told interesting stories about Henry's life.

The funeral was followed by a hearty breakfast attended by 13 of Henry's closest relatives and friends. Henry had already decided to have his brother Colin read his will at the funeral breakfast.

When they heard that Henry had left a £750,000 legacy, everyone was relieved.

I'd like you guys to have a little game. Each person takes turns telling the funniest joke, and whoever gets the most laughs from his joke will inherit my legacy. ”

Therefore, ladies and gentlemen," said Colin, "it is time for you to speak. ”

The first man stood up and told a joke about an Englishman who fell in love with an umbrella. When it was over, he himself was laughing profusely, while others were unusually silent. They blushed and squinted, and everyone didn't want to laugh off their chances of winning the game.

The second person told the story of a three-legged table. The story is well told, however, others bury their faces in handkerchiefs and hide their laughter with coughs and fake sneezes. The jokes are told one after another, and all of them will make people laugh so hard that they can't stand up straight, but no one laughs.

When the twelfth joke was finished, each of the 13 sat silently, trying to suppress the laughter that was about to erupt.

Suddenly, Colin let out a loud sneeze. Then, he took out a surprisingly large red handkerchief and blew his nose.

Enough is enough, someone could no longer control it and laughed out loud. In an instant, everyone bent over with laughter and burst into tears. Of course, it was they who laughed.

The laughter finally stopped. Colin cleared his throat, "Please forgive me for using a little trick, I've been practicing that sneeze for almost a month. This, of course, was Henry's idea. ”

The guests understood that they had fallen into a cleverly designed trap by Henry.

Friends," reads the last paragraph of the will, "forgive me, I can't help but make one last joke." I'm glad that your love of laughter finally triumphed over your love of money. Thank you for giving me one last laugh.

I love each and every one of you, so my property will be divided equally among you. Whenever you hear laughter, don't forget me. ”

The people fell silent and there was a quiet mourning in the air.

Your Excellency, the landlord, is waiting for your gift. In shortage·· My answer is absolutely correct.

Is the story on the 2nd floor correct? If that's right, I won't look for it. If not, I'll say it.

There's an episode above that Hokage that writes about this story...

1.Those who suffer have no right to be pessimistic, and we in the midst of an economic crisis have no reason to be unhappy. Keep a calm and peaceful heart in the turmoil, smile on your face, and happiness is always in your heart! 1383917***

2.Maybe we don't need too much money and power, we just need the simplest happiness, the simplest love; We just need to smell and taste the wheat sweetness; No BMW, stepping on a bicycle, no mansion, living in an apartment; There are people around you to accompany you, and someone in your ear says that they love you, and happiness is the most ordinary miracle. 1508378***

3.Ordinary lights, mortal life, simple love, real pain, a little warmth, a lot of peace - happiness is nothing more than that. Cherish the people you love, be kind to those who love you, and care for yourself. 1508378***

4.Taking the last train of the post-80s generation also allowed me to grow up in material abundance. Today's sudden recession does not make us lose our happiness.

Since our grandparents have also navigated poverty and depression, of course I can also find my own happiness in depression. 1513746***

5.It is only our assets, not our happiness, that have shrunk under the financial crisis. This time of depression allows us to rethink the value of life.

We haven't lost much, we still have health, we still have family to accompany us, we can still look at the clouds in the sky, and watch the flowers bloom and fall in front ......of the court1360540***

To be in love is to pick up and talk.

This article is excerpted from Youth Digest

Wen Rossi. In the past, everyone was very afraid of their "peach blossoms", but now it is a problem not to commit peach blossoms. And being accosted is an important channel for peach blossom luck.

The question is, how to deal with being accosted? That is, we must be good at "returning to the conversation", which is different from the "anti" conversation. The basic principle is: those with a high posture may wish to be cold and intellectual, those with a medium posture may wish to be more enthusiastic, and those with a low posture may be either pitiful or contemplative and individual.

Of course, you can also do it yourself. The girl Liu Sanmei told me, "I decided to do a 'talk' every day, otherwise it would be difficult for me to make a move." That morning, taking the bus to work, she sighed in her heart:

Spring is coming, and the handsome guy is really "suddenly like a spring breeze overnight", there are so many! One of the cute boys pursed his lips, but there was a hint of a cloud on his face that seemed to be smiling, and he was looking around, obviously noticing that Liu Sanmei was looking at him! After a few eyebrows, she got out of the car, and sure enough, he followed closely and took it without hesitation

Excuse me, where do you work? Liu Sanmei finally understood: the highest level of accosting is not to "hook", but to "hook".

Yi Nengjing said that "pick-up" is an art of urban life, if boys don't master it well, what about going to ** to achieve the so-called "love at first sight"? If a girl doesn't have the wisdom to talk to her, it will be difficult to move an inch, as if "it doesn't make sense"! There is a line in "Journey to the West":

If you like her, you have to say it, how do you know you like her if you don't say it? She doesn't know how she likes you if she likes you......

Hehe, warm up with bad jokes, can I be friends with you? I'd like to be friends with you, though......The girl's response was: smiley.

Remember some "return" pick-up "rules": don't understand the guy who accosted you from behind; Don't be surprised to have a large number of each other's whole body from top to bottom, and don't look disdainful; Don't be afraid; Don't mock; Even if you say no, remember to say "thank you"; If you don't feel like you can call, politely say, "I'm sorry, my boyfriend is waiting for me to ......."”

The simplest and most effective way to "return" to a conversation is to laugh, if you really don't know how to respond, smile and don't say anything.