Some jokes that can be read from front to back and back to front later

Updated on society 2024-05-07
14 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    Before Marriage" Looking Forward:

    M: Great! The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived! I can't wait!

    F: Can I go back?

    M: No, don't even think about it!

    F: Do you love me?

    M: Of course! F: Will you betray me?

    M: No, how do you think that?

    F: Can you kiss me?

    M: Of course, there can be no more than one!

    F: Is it possible for you to hit me?

    M: Never!

    F: Can I trust you?

    After Marriage" from the bottom up

    Staff: If I'm too tired, I'll quit.

    Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

    Staff: Can I take a day off on Saturdays and Sundays?

    Boss: Of course, that's the bottom line.

    Staff: Do you usually work overtime until the early hours of the morning?

    Boss: No way, who told you that?

    Staff: Is there a meal allowance?

    Boss: Needless to say, it's definitely higher than its peers!

    Staff: Is there a risk of sudden death at work?

    Boss: No! How do you have such thoughts?

    Staff: Does the company organize regular tours?

    Boss: That's what we do.

    Staff: Do I need to be on time?

    Boss: No, it depends.

    Staff: What about salaries? Will it be sent on time?

    Boss: Always.

    Staff: Is it all done by new employees?

    Boss: How is it possible, you still have many senior colleagues above you!

    Staff: If there is a vacancy in a leadership position, can I compete?

    Boss: There is no doubt that this is the mechanism that our company relies on to survive!

    Staff: You're not lying to me, are you?

    After taking up the post

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    Before entering the company.

    Staff: If I'm too tired from work, I'll quit.

    Boss: Don't worry, I won't let this happen!

    Staff: Can I take two days off a week?

    Boss: Absolutely! That's the bottom line!

    Staff: Do you usually work overtime until midnight every day?

    Boss: No way, who told you that?

    Staff: Is there a meal allowance?

    Boss: Needless to say, it's definitely higher than its peers!

    Staff: Is there a risk of sudden death at work?

    Boss: No! How could you have such thoughts?

    Staff: Does the company organize regular tours?

    Boss: That's what we do.

    Staff: Do I need to be on time?

    Boss: No, it depends.

    Staff: What about salaries? Will it be sent on time?

    Boss: Always.

    Staff: Is it all done by new employees?

    Boss: How is it possible, you still have a lot of senior colleagues above you!

    Staff: Can I compete for a managerial position if there is an opening?

    Boss: There is no doubt that this is the mechanism that our company relies on to survive!

    Staff: You're not lying to me, are you?

    After entering the company, read from back to front.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    Generally, you should read the notes and the notebook first, and then review the key content in the book.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Personally, I recommend that the papers for the exam are basically written like this.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Now it's basically read from the front to the back. Some ancient couplets are read from back to front, such as the couplets of some temples.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    1.Unless your store's theme is retro-style, a small percentage of customers will ask for a reverse custom front letter.

    2.Zhengzhou Mingliang has made this kind of retro signboard word calendar stool lead, which is also read from back to front, and it is customized according to the theme of the store, which can be a creative door head.

    ps: It's normal to read the signboard on the door backwards, after all, our traditional Chinese culture, the words written by the older generation are not reversed.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    The ex only recognized the former (finally figured it out).

  8. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Shanghai's tap water comes from the sea.

    Zhongshan work-in-progress is made in the mountains.

  9. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    The dictionary looks up the word "dictionary" (which I just made).

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    If you like history, aim for a high college entrance examination score, and then try to go to graduate school and stay in school. This way you can work as a counselor with peace of mind, and of course many people are walking this path. More often than not, you need to give up something and go into a career that is easier to make a living.

    There are so many accountants these days, and I'm sure few of them really like math.

    I also came out of the history class, and now I'm still studying science.

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    Legend has it that Napoleon, after his defeat at the Battle of Waterloo, said this:

    able was i ere i saw elba.

    The sentence looks the same from left to right, or right to left.

    Note: ere = before

    Trapped on the island of Elba, Napoleon escaped and returned to power, only to be defeated at Waterloo.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    Chinese has, English does not seem to [this also reflects the breadth and profundity of traditional Chinese culture].

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    This is too troublesome, just do the Tibetan poem casually.

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-27

    The confession is so profound, the other party can't understand it.

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