There are a lot of jokes to be found there, huh? There are jokes there

Searching on the Internet, there are a lot of them, and I can't finish them for a few days and nights.

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”

Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”

Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”

Wolf: "You know him?" ”

Pig B: "Hmm! ”

Wolf: "Who is he?" ”

Pig B: "Yes. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".

Wolf: "How do I know?" ”

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "It's me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".

Wolf: "Oh my God! ”

Pig A Pig B: ""Oh my God" is our dad! ”

Wolf: "What, your father?" ”

Pig B: "No! ”

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Why Li Hui?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What is it?" ”

Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig A: "Who am I?" ”

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”

Wolf: "What's withered?" ”

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." "Thank you.

Cao Cao didn't dare to take a plane (absolutely hilarious)!

It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, and Cao Cao were on the same plane, and suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute.

Escape. Only then did it turn out that there were only three parachute bags left on board. Everyone was nervous for a while, and then Zhuge Liang shook his feathers.

Fan, cleared his throat and said: "That's it, the mountain people come up with a few questions, and if they can answer them, they will parachute, and if they can't answer them, they have to do it themselves."

Jumped off. The others had no choice but to agree.

He also took an umbrella bag and went down. In the end, it was Cao Cao's turn. Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was stunned.

Self-rejoicing. The second time four people encountered an emergency on the plane, the four of them discussed, yes, it's still the old way. Zhuge Liang shook again.

The battle. Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again: "That battle is dead."

How many people? Sun Quan thought for a while and said, "There are about thirty or forty thousand." Zhuge Liang nodded, and Sun Quan took an umbrella bag and went down.

Cao Cao couldn't help but snicker: "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I have been through the past and the present, especially in the military, this time you are planted."

Finish. I saw Zhuge Liang ask: "What are the names of the soldiers?" Cao Cao almost fainted when he heard this, so he had to jump down by himself, but he didn't expect to jump into the sea again and pick up a life, Cao Cao laughed secretly.

The third time the same four people took the plane, and the plane encountered an emergency again, Cao Cao thought about it, Zhuge Lao'er wanted to fix me again, do it.

Simply I jumped down and forgot it myself, so as not to be insulted. So he jumped down, and in the high-speed descent in the air, he could only hear Zhuge Liang shouting to him above: "Mengde, there are four parachutes on the plane today."

1. When a millionaire drove a luxury stretch "Lincoln" car through a village, he saw two beggars pulling grass on the side of the road to eat, and the millionaire immediately stopped the car.

Why do you eat grass? ”

We just don't have the money. A beggar replied.

Really, get in the car and go to my house. ”

I also have a wife and two children at home. A beggar muttered.

Called them 1 and the rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call your family members too. ”

My family has a large population, and in addition to my wife, I have five children. Another beggar said.

It's okay, it's all called, go to 1

In this way, the two beggars and their families got into the car, fortunately, it was a lengthened car. On the way, a beggar's wife said gratefully: "Boss, you are so nice, you can invite a poor person like us to your home." ”

The millionaire replied, "It's nothing, I just came back from abroad, and the house has been unattended, and there may be a lawn in the yard."

It's more than a meter high, you can eat enough."

2. A certain girls' school is haunted.

One day I was met by Xiaohong.

The ghost said: Sister... You see... I don't have feet... I don't have feet...

Xiaohong: What's that? Look, I don't have boobs, I don't have boobs.

3 One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits, and he announced: "Children, after picking fruits, we will wash them together, and we can eat them together after washing." ”

All the children went to pick fruit.

When the meeting time came, all the children gathered.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what did you pick?" ”

Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples because I picked apples." ”

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" ”

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes." ”

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Amin? ”

Amin: "I'm washing my shoes because I'm stepping on poop." ”