What are some of the most scary jokes or comics you ve read?

<> Seeing is not necessarily believing, and it is clear that someone on the right is chasing the person on the left with a dagger, and the person on the left is running away with his life. However, after the footage is recorded, another image is displayed on the screen, showing the person on the left holding a dagger and about to assassinate the person on the right.

Junji Ito's horror manga collection. There is a horror called Junji Ito; There is a horror manga called Junji Ito. A large part of the content of his comics is in society and humanity.

When you look back and think about it after reading it, it's scary to think about it. Junji Ito's horror manga I can't dictate, I can only experience it if I watch it myself.

Day on campus. Go up to the rooftop and cut off your head, and then go out on a tour with your head in your hands.

Attack on Titan, Allen, will turn into a giant, but he does be in the human camp.

Not referring to the Matrix trilogy, referring to his anime version. A collection of 9 short stories, created by a number of Japanese anime directors and the Dirty Driver brothers (siblings), based on the world view of the Matrix.

The cartoons in the black box silent horror, each of which is extremely scary.

Actively waste people, think about what they want to do, because they are lazy and don't do anything in the end.

There was only one human left in the world, and suddenly there was a knock on the door.

The earth we live on may be just a cell of the vast universe, and the more we think about it, the more we feel small, and the more we yearn for the unknown world.

A professor said that with your current level of knowledge, we can't communicate, so he asked you if you were panicking.

The second wife took the elevator to the 10th floor to find her husband. After entering the elevator, according to what my husband said, I pressed -10, and when the elevators were about to close, a woman came in, only to see that she pressed -15, and when she was about to say something, a man flashed into the elevator, and when he was about to press the floor button, the second wife spoke: This handsome guy, how many floors do you want?

Male answer: 25th floor! The second wife exclaimed:

Yes... Then please wait and press the line? M:

Why? Second wife: The elevator should always come first and come first, right?

I went up to the 10th floor, but this young lady pressed 15 while I wasn't paying attention just now, so why don't I send her up to the 15th floor first and then let me go back to the 10th floor? If you press it too, not only will this young lady have to wait for you just now, but I will be even worse, 25 to 15 to 10...Damn, if someone else comes in, I won't be able to get there today.

The women and the men laughed and said the same.

One: Man: "I love you, be my girlfriend."

Woman: "Love is just one word, I only say it once, thank you for liking me." "Male (Daiki):

I will love you for the rest of my life, what is the word of your love for me? "F: ..........Two:

Man: "I like you, I can't extricate myself anymore, can you be my girlfriend?" "F: ......

You don't feel too late! Male (gratified): "Love is just one word, and it will never be too late to give everything for you."

Woman: "Okay, if you really love me, please pay 108,000 miles." Three:

M: I love you very much, be my girlfriend! "F: ......

love only a word ,thank you for like me ,m:yes,i like you so much ,what i....

My friend said to me, "Dude, do you know how to solve the problem of a house being too small," I shook my head and said, "This proposition is what many men want to solve, but no one can solve it."

The friend smiled and said, "That's because they're not smart enough, my daughter-in-law always likes to complain to me about the small room." I then asked

And then what. The friend said: "One day, I had a whim, I said to my daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, I want to quit smoking, and every time I smoke a cigarette, I will go to the balcony to sleep for a night, and every time I smoke a cigarette, I will go to the balcony to sleep for a night."

I then asked, "Have you quit smoking?" My friend said

A year later, my daughter-in-law and I both moved to live on a 10-square-meter balcony, and the big house of 80 square meters was vacant, and my daughter-in-law no longer complained about the small room. ”

A patient had red, swollen eyes, bloodshot eyes, and looked very painful, with severe dark circles. The doctor asked, "Sir, what's wrong with you?"

The patient sighed and said, "I can't sleep, help me, I really can't sleep." The doctor smiled and said

Count the sheep, have you tried to take medicine with the rough? The patient shook his head and said, "It's useless, counting sheep is fooling children, and I'm even more resistant to taking sleeping pills."

The doctor thought for a moment and said, "What are your hobbies?" The patient said

I love singing. The doctor smiled and said, "Then use your hobby to hypnotize, you keep singing before you go to bed, and you will fall asleep when you are tired of singing."

A month later, the patient became more emaciated, his eyes were red and bloody, and the doctor said suspiciously, "Didn't you follow my method?" The patient yelled

I will do what you say every day.

The family newly hired a little nanny, quite a bit of a posture, I always have some psychology not to land, afraid that I will bury the family to ask for fresh fish - let my husband's gluttonous cat solve the hunger. I want to change it, the little nanny is very diligent and very good at doing things, some can't speak, and can't find a legitimate reason, so, I have a lot of eyes, a surprise attack, when I leave in the morning, I said, I won't come back at noon in the countryside today. My husband has the habit of taking a nap, and he will definitely come back at noon.

But at noon I came back softly, and eavesdropped on the crack in the door: There was a sound in the house—Nanny: Sir, go on!

Husband: You take it off first, I'll go on after you take it off! Grandma drops, this is worth it, and it got together so quickly.

Let's see how the old crooked lady punishes you two dog men and women! At this feast, I kicked the door open, and suddenly froze: I saw the little nanny holding a mop, and my husband standing by the escalator leading to the second floor. . .

In the past, when I was in PE class, my friends and I always liked to stay in the house for a while, and when we finished running and assembling, we would sneak in and hide in the team. Once, a classmate also learned our method and was about to sneak into the team, but was discovered by the teacher. The teacher yelled at him

Xiao Ming, you don't run and, you're lazy, and you still want to get by? Give me a hundred envy or laps around the playground. He was very puzzled and said to the teacher

There were also brothers who sneaked in before, why did you find out if I didn't come??? The teacher smiled and said, "You are a big fat man of more than 300 pounds, if you don't come, I feel that there are four or five people missing, so naturally I will find that there are fewer people at a glance...