What strange accents have you heard?

When I was a child, I went on a business trip to Guangzhou with my queen mother, and there was a small shop at the door of the guest house where I lived, and the owner was a thin and tall old man, who seemed to be a local, and spoke Cantonese Mandarin, but he could still understand it if he spoke slowly. It was a very hot day, and the Queen Mother allowed me to eat a cold drink once a day. At that time, I especially liked the paper-wrapped chrysanthemum tea that was sold everywhere in Guangzhou, because I thought it could be drunk slowly for a long time, unlike sorbet, which would melt if you didn't eat it quickly.

On that day, the queen mother was busy and gave me money to buy cold drinks by myself. I took the money and went to the store, and said happily, "Give me a chrysanthemum tea!"

The old man didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What's the matter?" Are you or also?

I already know what that means. "Chrysanthemum tea——! Give me an iced chrysanthemum tea!

I whispered it again. This time the old man was clear, and while turning to open the freezer, he said, "Oh!

Dog hair tea ......"When I heard it, it wasn't right! I'm speaking standard Mandarin, don't get me wrong! I just emphasized:

It's not dog tea! It's chrysanthemum tea! "Chrysanthemum tea——!

The old man was stunned for a moment, looked back at me, and asked again: "Isn't it dog tea?" I pointed to the uniced chrysanthemum tea on the counter and said

That's right, it's not dog hair tea, it's this - chrysanthemum tea! The old man turned around and took the chrysanthemum tea to me: "I know, it's dog tea!"

Na! Eat you! ”

I think the Sichuan accent is the most fun and the heaviest, and the words they speak are all non-nasal. For example, this is something I experienced. Once I took the subway, I was next to a Sichuan buddy playing **, as for who to play ** I don't know, anyway, I heard him say that we are doing "Baituo Liuliu", left and right sentence a mouthful of "Baituo Liuliu" I listened to me very different, I thought to myself what the hell is "Baituo Liuliu"?

Is it now the best brand also out? , After getting off the subway, with a curious heart, I opened my mobile phone and searched for the stalk of "Baituo Liuliu". I searched for about 10 minutes, but I didn't find it, I said it's amazing, Brother Wold, people are "Baituo Niu Niu" You just gave people a "flow" At that time, I laughed at my stomach, obviously it was a "cow" You said it was a "flow" I have to admire, Big brother, you are too talented.

Teochew dialect is a foreign language for all those outside of Teochew. Just say a few of your feelings: call the table as the 'bed', don't "buy", eat is "drive", home says "come", rice is beng (three tones), tea is deai (one sound).

Tell a colleague about it: I was coughing in the office, and my colleague was concerned about asking if I had taken medicine and what medicine to take, and I also reported it one by one, and he denied my medication with an old Chinese medicine expression, and sincerely warned: These medicines are not good, tell you, you must use boiling water!

Open! Water! Scald!

Scalding. Rao is that I have lived in Chaoshan for many years and have seen all kinds of slips of the tongue, but I am still shocked by the "boiling water". Shocked, after several confirmations, it turned out that the guy was talking about:

Claritin.

Speaking of a high school geography teacher, our school requires teaching in Mandarin, but some teachers are old, have spoken a lifetime of dialects, and it is difficult to change for a while, I remember being a geography teacher, on the tourist geography or what, said to go to karst landform tourism, what kind of shoes should be brought in our hometown dialect, shoes read as hai zi, but the teacher in order to speak Mandarin, read xiai zi hahaha, the whole class laughed to death, After that, the teacher in class we all read shoes and the head teacher of the first year of high school, we are located in the north of Hunan, but the head teacher of the first year of high school is from the middle of Hunan The beaker said to burn bi (hey, why is it so strange) xy, the two letters that often appear, y is pronounced wow, x is ah can die, anyway, it is weird.

Someone asked me: What do you say "crab" in Suzhou dialect? I said:

Ha", she repeated: What does the crab say? I said:

Ha" She was helpless: what did the "fish" say? I said:

Well. She asked, "What do you say?"

Me: "Ahh She repeated:

What do ducks say? I said, "Ah."

She looked at me sympathetically: what a child, but unfortunately dumb.

I once went to Yangxi, Guangdong to play, and then took the local tricycle-like transportation to the beach, and then asked the old man **, the old man said 15 yuan a person in a local dialect that is better than Cantonese or Cantonese, and then I said stupidly, oh, 5 yuan a person, we are fast, so cheap. Then the old man was so anxious that he said 15 yuan a person, I said I know, 5 yuan a person, we have a total of two people, and then the little friend next to me laughed and peed....

Hunan people, (not every Hunan person is not different) The teacher himself does not distinguish between the nasal voice, so I. It's really not different.,Everyone didn't pay attention to it before.,So I'm used to talking.,Until I went to college.,One day,I said to my roommate.:How is the spicy person like this?,Bumped into my old shell for no reason (laughing and crying)..

Now that I think about it, my roommate is really confused, what the hell.

Aunt: "Wave", I: "?

Aunt: "Wave, wave", do I look like that: "Huh?

Aunt: "Young man, please trouble me for a while" I had an epiphany: "Oh!

OK...."A true story that happened some time ago on the train back from a graduation tour.