Tell me about the coldest jokes you ve ever heard.

Please wrap the chewed gum in paper before throwing it away, your little act of kindness can save the bird's life! Did you know? Throw away the chewed gum at will, and the bird will mistake it for a small piece of bread to eat, and then the bird will fly and fly until it dies of exhaustion, because it can't stop at all.

There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's cold!" ”

One day, the ox gave the donkey a difficult question, asking which of the two insects under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. Niu scolded: What a stupid donkey, male left and female right!

Seven years after graduation, he finally took on a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, the construction period was two months, and the cost was 300,000 yuan, but it was necessary to advance. It was finally done at the end of last year. Today, when people go to the acceptance, they are scolded to death, and they have no money to take it.

Damn, the drawings are reversed, people are going to dig a well!

There was a duck named Xiao Huang, and one day he was hit by a car, and he screamed: "Quack! Since then, he has become a gherkin!

The only day more depressing than a birthday is Valentine's Day. Birthday reminds me that I am a year closer to death. And Valentine's Day reminded me that I was one year closer to dying alone.

I can't eat any spicy food, but others say I'm ruthless, and one day I licked my fingers and cried!

A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!

The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!" Guess what's wrong? Of course, the big bad wolf ate the lamb.

One of the ghosts farted and died.

One day, my son asked his mother sadly: Mom, am I really stupid?

The mother rubbed her son's head and said with a smile: "Silly son, how can you be stupid."

In the past, there was a landlord who tried every means to deduct the wages of long-term workers, and when the wages were paid at the end of the year, he always had to give some problems to the long-term workers, and if they did not come out, they would deduct their wages sharply.

When the wages were paid this year, the landlord asked the long-term workers this question: "You say, how many catties and taels does my head have?" The long worker said, "Nine catties and fourteen taels, that is, ten catties are two taels, (at that time, one catty was equal to sixteen taels)", the landlord said

Not true". When the long-term worker saw that the landlord was cheating, he took a kitchen knife and a scale, and the landlord was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The chief worker said: "Cut off your head, let me weigh it, and see if it is nine catties and ten pounds, which four taels are early, and ten catties are two taels." The landlord's eyes widened, and he hurriedly said:

Yes, yes, yes, you don't need to weigh it, you said one or two is not much, one or two is not much, "I had to pay all the wages of long-term workers."

Recently, I collected some bad jokes to share with you. Remember to have fun every day.

A colleague was found hiding private money by the child, so the child told him that his daughter-in-law confiscated 500 oceans from him. Three months later, before waiting for the child's vacation, he used the money saved by the shrinking diet to enroll the child in three cram schools and two interest classes, and used the remaining money to buy exercise books.

One day I went shopping and met a friend's daughter-in-law, and I talked with her for a while, and I got the child, and she said that her child was very naughty, and I wanted to beat him when I was naughty, and when I hit him, the old man next door was angry.

At a class reunion, a classmate said to me that the surname Ma is very awesome Ma Yun contracted e-commerce, Ma Huateng contracted games, Ma Zhe contracted insurance, and Ma Rong contracted the green tea industry. So he decided to change his name ... Horse eggs.

After dinner, my brother and sister-in-law were chatting together, and my brother-in-law was breastfeeding my little nephew, and I said to my brother-in-law, you have to change the feeding twice, otherwise it will be a big one and a small one after a long time. Then the younger brother said three words... Let me see.

Xiaohong likes her colleague Xiao Ming, but she tells Xiao Ming's friend Xiao Jun and tells Xiao Jun not to tell Xiao Li, but Xiao Jun tells Xiao Li's best friend Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian tells Xiao Li again, Xiao Li tells Xiao Ming again, but Xiao Ming doesn't like Xiao Li, but he thinks Xiao Li likes him, so he tells Xiao Li that he likes Xiao Hong, Xiao Li tells Xiao Xian, Xiao Xian tells Xiao Jun, and Xiao Jun tells Xiao Hong Xiao Ming doesn't like her. Now that Xiao Hong is dizzy, who should she trust Lu Clan? How's that, are you confused?

I'll tell you a joke: the national football team.

Tintin, are you hot? It's hot, isn't it? I'm so cold, Tintin jokes.com.

Xiao Ming cried and said "haha, haha, haha" because haha died.