Who has a one sentence joke? Is there a sentence to the joke?

Someday. There was a stag that ran faster and faster. Run to the end. And he became"High-speed stag"Finish.

Once upon a time there was a man named Xiao Ming, and the joke was over.

The bun was hungry and ate himself.

It's a bad joke, laugh at it!

01 1, Run, Run, Run! His heart was excited, his joy could no longer be expressed in our shallow words, as if every hair on his body had a beating joy.

2. She was happy in her heart, with a touching smile on her face, nodding her head like a pigeon.

3. When I was a child, I often had flowers of happiness blooming on my face. At that time, everyone liked my smile, and adults liked to see me laugh the most, and the silver bell-like laughter still echoes in my ears today, like a piano piece that can never be finished.

4. Birds chirp in the air, as if congratulating me; The flowers bloom in the sun, as if to bless me. Ah, my dad is going to take me to Beijing to play, and I am ecstatic, and I am jumping and jumping when I walk.

5. Dad agreed to her request, and her heart suddenly burst into joy, and joy flew up her eyebrows, and her eyes were squinted like two small crescents.

6. I soaked the mop in the pool and soaked, wrung it out again, and then bent down, arched my front legs, stepped back, and dragged it to the ground.

7. Xiaoli pursed her mouth, hunched her waist, tiptoed, and slowly approached it step by step. Closer, closer, and saw her quietly stretch out her right hand to the butterfly, and the two open fingers closed together, clamping the pink butterfly's wings, Xiaoli jumped and jumped with joy.

8. I took a stack of wonton wrappers in the palm of my left hand, picked a little stuffing with chopsticks with my right hand, wrapped it in the skin, and then pinched it left and right, and a wonton was "born" in my hand.

9. It's like drinking mellow wine, and the corners of your mouth are smiling!

10. The flowers are smiling brightly, the birds are singing happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.

11. The laughter is like a string of silver bells ringing in winter, half into the river breeze and half into the clouds, and the aftermath of the incense mist is endless.

12. I am in a good mood at the moment, as calm as the white clouds in the blue sky. I picked up my schoolbag and bounced to the school facing the rising sun.

13. Birds chirp in the air, as if congratulating me; The flowers bloom in the sun, as if to bless me. Ah, my dad is going to take me to Beijing to play, and I am ecstatic, and I am jumping and jumping when I walk.

14. In this audio world, laughter is the best sound. If the world loses laughter, the world will be eclipsed, but what I want to hear most is the laughter of the elderly. Their smiles are always so kind, so bright.

Laughing out of Duan Qing's voice is always so happy.

15. Suddenly, a touch of lilac came into my eyes, it was morning glory! I was so happy that I hurried over and took a closer look: morning glories are beautiful.

Creation blessed her with a delicate appearance, and it would be dressed up, and it would look delicate and elegant with a faint touch, with a soft flower like a skirt, an alluring lilac, and a circle of white trim carefully trimmed. It's beautiful!

A buddy in front rushed to the subway, and then the subway prompt sounded, and he rushed down with regret on his face. I didn't understand it at first, so I buried it next to me and said weakly, "This fool Lu doesn't take the beep as an elevator overload."

Said to the lover: The marriage certificate of the Civil Affairs Bureau will be processed for nine yuan, will I go for a treat?

Mathematical geometry is like a toilet without a pit: there is no (ground) and a target ().

There was a stag and he ran and ran, and the faster he ran, the faster he ran, and it became a highway.

The efficiency of asking questions is too low, just search for it.

A conversation between a student and a teacher: The teacher said that I will make a couplet to see if you are right, and the teacher said: It does not rain when it snows in the sky, and the snow turns into rain on the ground. How troublesome it is to turn snow into rain, it is better to rain in the first place!

The student said, "Sir doesn't eat when he eats, and the food turns into in his stomach." It's so troublesome to turn into, so it's better to eat as a matter of course."

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!