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I am the representative of the Language Section.
After class, when listening to ***.
The Chinese teacher came up to me out of the blue, and I thought he had found out, and I looked at him in a daze.
He held out his hand to me.
I handed over the *** in my left hand in frustration.
He picked it up and looked at it, and his expressionless face immediately became angry: "Why did you bring *** to school?" ”
I opened my mouth wide in surprise and wondered, "Didn't you see it earlier?" Why are you so angry all of a sudden? ”
Then it dawned on me that he hadn't noticed my ***, and what he wanted to do was the homework book that I had just put away in my right hand!!
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When I was at the bookstore with my friend, suddenly the bookshelf collapsed, and I grabbed my friend's hand and ran to the exit. Looking back, it wasn't a friend, it was another boy. He asked me, "Have you dragged enough?" "I was going to faint!
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The belt of the dress was broken, and there was no hand-held generation, so I had to take the strap in my hand and go home. My husband laughed.
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In the past 4 years, when I was in the first 4th grade, I was lost in physical education class, and I almost lost it, that is, I was a ronin, and the teacher was looking for me, and finally found me, and I didn't cry at the time, and I didn't even say a word of gratitude, and then the classmates were punished, and one was slapped by the teacher (of course, I wasn't among them, and it was very common for elementary school teachers to physically punish students), and I didn't even say a word of apology to my classmates at that time!
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Changing pants in the hallway was seen by a neighbor.
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When I was in elementary school, I fell in love with a boy who was in the same class as me, and then he went to junior high school, we were in the same school and different classes, and one day he suddenly showed me love, and of course we became boyfriend and girlfriend, and after a year and a half, I proposed to break up. The most infuriating thing is that we have never had anything, and he has never even touched my hand!
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When I get up in the morning to go to work and squeeze the bus, I don't know if I haven't woken up or I'm dizzy. I dropped my bank card into the coin machine. After the casting, I came back to my senses, and I couldn't turn on the coin machine when I looked for the driver. As a result, the class did not succeed, so I went to the bank to report the loss and replace the card!
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The shoe fell into the dung pit.
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I'm chasing a girl, so many people at night when walking, the road may be narrower and the distance between the two is smaller, continue to walk and find that the beloved is gone, look back at me is eight feet away, and complain that I am walking and squeezing her, hey! Shaking his head, embarrassed, and helpless, and angry, Hi! Don't mention it!
Hehe, embarrassed, shame, don't choose me to do it soon!
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I spent thousands of dollars doing business, and I was scolded to death, which is too embarrassing.
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I fell in love with a married man who was 17 years older than me.
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I went to the International Trade Building to find someone, I didn't know that I was not dressed neatly and did not enter, I wore flip-flops, and let the security guard stop me at the door, and the security guard did not say anything, just did not let me in, I waited at the door for a while, to see that others could go in, and did not say hello to the security guard, I went into the disturbance stove again, said that it was looking for someone, and the security guard stopped me again, and politely asked me to go out. I was a little shy at the time, so I quit and didn't dare to ask him why. I had to go**stop calling** to my friend, my friend listened** didn't say much, asked me to wait for him at the door, and after a while, he said a few words to the security guard, and took me in, and when I got to the office, I asked him what was going on The security guard didn't let me in, and my friend laughed, who told you to wear flip-flops and ran out of the jujube Li Qinglai, and his face was thick and red.
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When I was in elementary school, there was a time when the school had to pay a fee, it seemed to be just a few dollars, at that time, the family conditions were not very good, and I never had pocket money, and then I took a few dollars on the way to school, and suddenly on a whim, I ran to the small shop at the entrance of the school to buy a bag of snacks. It seems to be a very dry biscuit, and I bought a big bag. You snuck the bag of cookies in the woods next to the school.
In short, the money was not handed over to the teacher. Then when the teacher counted, I was the only one in the class. I didn't dare to tell my family.
In this way, when the teacher remembered it, he asked me for money in class, and then I was very worried that the teacher would find me every day, and it was embarrassing for several months, and finally my father came to school to help me pay it again. Alas, it was really embarrassing to think about that time.
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Summer vacation. Because I am usually more well-behaved in the image of my elders, I was playing the glory of kings that day, and that game was my promotion game, and it happened to be more difficult, and I was about to fight the enemy crystal, when suddenly the source manuscript at home was broken, right! At the critical moment, the net was gone.,I thought it was my brother playing some pranks.,So I shouted some:
The key is that the other party is still my elder, and I felt that I was embarrassed and sorry for the hail at the time.
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Once, I was washing clothes in the Dalaqiao yard, but when I took it back, I mistakenly collected the pants of my neighbor's son. was run in by the neighbor Hu Zhongju and asked, "Did you take away my son's clothes?" I was really confused, "How come?"
So my neighbor pulled my pants and asked, "These pants are my son's." I was so ashamed that I almost didn't find a hole to get into, and after I finished the neighbor didn't forget to give alms, "If you like it, you can keep it and wear it!" ”
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We called my uncle's daughter-in-law as a concubine, called my uncle's daughter-in-law as an aunt, when I was a child, I couldn't tell the difference between the acquaintance and the aunt, once I saw my concubine riding a bicycle over from afar, I silently read in my heart the concubine concubine, and the result came to me, I shouted aunt, I didn't look at my direct past, I also thought how to ignore me, my sister said next to me, why do you call aunt? That's a concubine, and I feel embarrassed to think about it now.
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When I was a child, I secretly bought a sugar cane, because I didn't finish it, so I hid the rest behind the cabinet, and went out to play, and I didn't think about it when I came back, a few days later I was playing outside, and was suddenly called home by my parents. Sentenced to Qingran.
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When everyone is discussing an issue, you just started to participate in the discussion, but you suddenly spoke, and everyone suddenly took the lead and quieted, and no one answered your words. That atmosphere is awkward.
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I'm 800 degrees nearsighted. I was playing with my mobile phone that day, and suddenly I saw someone waving to me, and I said, Auntie, who are you looking for, my parents are not at home. My aunt didn't speak, but slowly walked towards me, and I realized that it was my mother.
I saw that my mother didn't say a word, and slapped her, you stupid girl, you don't know your wife anymore. I was embarrassed.
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I remember when I was in school, I changed my self-study to make a workbook one night. When I was done, I said, Mom, I'm done. As a result, everyone in the class laughed. The most embarrassing thing is that a classmate's diary wrote it down.
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