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Anonymous users2024-02-111.Abi is going to take an English test tomorrow, and he heard about Fo Guang Shan.
The Bodhisattva responded to his request, he hurriedly went up the mountain to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and begged the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the exam tomorrow, but the next day he still failed the English test, why? Answer: Because the Bodhisattva can't read English, he can't cross it! 2.Alone on the way home.
When you meet a lion, what will become of him? Answer: Ten piles of lion poop.
3.A small boat has to ferry people, only people can be crossed at a time, how many times can it be crossed? Answer:
Six times, because each time you have to come back a rowing 4What is the cleanest mopping to use? Answer:
Force 5What is another name for eggplant? Answer:
Vegetables 6When did the tongue and tail of a cow meet? Answer:
In the restaurant 7Xiaoli and her mother bought an apple, and her mother asked Xiaoli to put these apples into a pocket, and each pocket was a double number, can you do it? Answer:
Fill each pocket with an apple, and finally put all the pockets into the first 8What books can't be bought in a bookstore? Answer:
Note. 9.A girl is taking a shower, another boy breaks in, what does the girl want to cover the most?
Answer: Boy's eye 10What kind of bamboo.
Doesn't grow in the soil? Answer: Firecrackers 11
What should a man do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Answer: Dream on!
12.What kind of competition, the winner does not get a prize, but the loser has a prize Answer: Punch and drink 13
There is a woman behind every successful man, what will be behind that failed man? Answer: There are too many women 14
A bridge carries kilograms, why can a person weighing kilograms take two balls weighing kilograms each across the bridge? Answer: Juggling the ball and walking 15
Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, due to the language barrier, his parents seemed overwhelmed, Xiao Wang did not understand foreign languages, but as if in his own country, he did not feel the slightest inconvenience, why is this? Answer: He is baby 16
There is a man who has only three hairs, why would he have to pull out one when he goes to a banquet? Answer: Because he wants to score 17
One person said that you can judge ...... with your teethAnswer: Teeth can chew out the old tenderness of meat 18Why don't good horses eat back grass?
Answer: The grass in the back is gone 19What table is slow in hours of the day?
Answer: Stop Table 20What can be done to make ice turn into water very quickly?
Answer: Remove the two points of the ice word.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Fast 1+1 equals how many 2+2 equals ......5+5 is equal to many, 10+10 is equal to many, one hundred plus one hundred is equal to many, and there is no more stupid than you Generally speaking, the last one will not have the above.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09What does an elephant's right ear look like? Like his left ear, of course.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08What is a fishing rod in the middle of a mountain on one side.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07What women like about men is big and what is thick, the answer is for themselves.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Who do you save when I fell into the water at the same time as your dad?
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