What ridiculous lies have you told, and you still remember them vividly after all these years?

I am a child of a single-parent family, and my parents have been divorced since I was a child, so when other children have parents, I only have a mother, so every time my friend asks me, why do you only mention your mother and not your father? I'll pretend to be very relaxed and say, "Hey, he's a stuffy gourd, and he doesn't have a common topic." ”

When I was a child, I washed dishes at home, and I often accidentally broke them when I served them, and then pretended that nothing had happened, and I was happy to feel that I had done housework. When I grew up, my dad told me that when you were a child, did you often break the bowl for fear that we would know, haha, it turns out that they have already found me.

Every time I went to bed at night, my mother would come into my room to help me turn off the light and tell me to go to bed early, and I happily agreed. But the truth is, I listened to my mom sneak on the computer and play games with headphones on after she got back to her room. The next day, my mom saw that I hadn't slept well and asked me why I had dark circles, and I said that I had a nightmare and was scared awake, and I hadn't fallen asleep for a long time, so I had dark circles.

When I was studying, I started living in school since junior high school, and every time I called ** to my family, I would emphasize this sentence, but from 12 to 22 years old, from a small town to Beijing, because of material scarcity, ten years of school life were survived. Of course, they have always known about it, but they have never debunked it, just like I never debunked their sentence "everything is good at home, you can rest assured outside".

By the time I was five years old, I had already started cheating. That year, I lied to a girl, and when she learned that I was lying to her, I had already eaten the lollipop.

A long time ago, for some ridiculous things, I lied about my birthday. Until now, my friends don't know, and I don't dare to explain. I was afraid that they would leave me because of my deception, so I kept resisting celebrating my birthday with my friends.

I feel guilty about the birthday wishes I receive on that date every year. If you are lucky enough to receive a gift, you will be ashamed. Now I wish all my friends had forgotten about my "birthday", so that I could really have a happy birthday with them.

Instead of running away from that date every year like now, running away from your hypocritical self.

The biggest panic in my life is to lie to my grandmother and say that "her disease is not lung cancer". In the depths of memory, because my parents were not by my side for a living since I was a child, my grandparents became my biggest support, from primary school to the end of college, my life was full of grandparents' love, but just when I was about to graduate from college, my grandmother suddenly fell ill, and this disease, as if a heavy punch hit my heart deeply, because my grandmother suffered from lung cancer, when it comes to cancer, everyone knows what it means, and I think of the bits and pieces of the past, every time I go home, there are lovely smiling faces of grandparents, What should I do if there is no in the future, I dare not think about it anymore, after discussion we decided to hide it from grandma, saw grandma lying in the hospital ward, found that her gray hair suddenly became more, the wrinkles on her face were more dense, the whole person was not in a good mental state, when I walked to grandma's bedside, grandma probably also knew what disease she was suffering from, but did not say it, so I smiled and said to grandma: "grandma, it's okay, your illness is not much of a problem", when I said this sentence my heart seemed to be bleeding, But I had to pretend to be strong, I don't know how long this panic can be sprinkled, but I really hope that grandma will spend the rest of the time happily in the few days to come, but I have left unspeakable regrets, and I met the most unbearable love at the most incapable age!

I feel like my lying skills were honed by writing narrative essays in elementary school! I think I used my endless imagination to write elementary school essay topics. Every time I write an essay for elementary school, I feel like I'm a great writer with infinite inspiration.

When I was writing an essay, I used the same version many times, and I used it every time I took the exam to write an essay, until the teacher who used it knew that I wrote it when he saw the essay. I have an old-fashioned version of my essay that praises the school guards. The content is that one day after school, it rained heavily, and the ground was full of water, and the water was still quite deep (I think it is quite in line with the actual ...... in ChinaMany schoolchildren didn't know how to walk, and at this time the great guard appeared, and he waded through the water one by one in his arms in the rain and the wind, and his trousers were soaked, and his clothes were soaked, but there was not a drop of water in ours.

Ah, I was very moved, and this is one of the most memorable things for me. Another is to praise the greatness of maternal love. I was sick and had a fever, how bad.

At this time, my mother was very anxious, and she took care of me all night, regardless of herself, braved the heavy rain to buy me medicine and injections, and finally my illness was cured.

You asked me if I liked you, I was stunned for a while, laughed and said, you are too narcissistic, I don't like it, I really don't like it. (Actually, I was blushing at the time, so I was afraid of being seen through.) It's been eight years since I've known each other, and I've known each other for eleven years, but unfortunately now the heavens are on different sides.

What I sowed: a little experience is said to be experienced.

I once attended a job interview, and the position I had been thinking about day and night provided me with a great opportunity to show what I was capable of. However, this role requires a little more experience than I actually have. At that time, I thought to myself, since this is my dream job, I can't stand still.

So, I "optimized" my experience a little bit in my resume, saying that "I have some experience" to "experienced".

Before the interview that day, I did a lot of preparation, memorized countless industry data, learned various key terms, and molded myself into an industry insider who seemed to know everything. However, here comes the problem, as the great man said: it is easy to lie, but it is difficult to cover up a lie!

At the beginning of the interview, the interviewer asked about my "rich experience" as soon as he came up. Looking at her expectant gaze, I boldly and confidently told my story of how complex solutions I had devised in past projects and how I had skillfully solved the problems that had crossed the table for my team. It was as if I had seen the recognition of this "experienced" candidate in her eyes.

The interview was in full swing, but my heart was pounding. It has to be said that lying requires a huge amount of mental and creative resources. I tried desperately to make myself coherent and natural when talking about different projects, but I always reminded myself to be careful.

Nevertheless, during the interview, I felt like I was singing on stage. The interviewer's reaction made me feel as if I had managed to impress her and brought me one step closer to my dream. So I couldn't help but meditate in my heart:

No matter how many lies there are, getting closer to the target is king!

However, just as I was in high spirits, a difficult technical problem arose. Faced with this problem, my heart went from full of confidence to instant circle. This question involves an area of "experience", and I was at a loss.

After the interview, although I was lucky enough to pass the interview, this dangerous experience made me re-examine the consequences of lying. After that, I want to make up for this knowledge and make myself grow quickly and become a real experienced person.

So friends, it's okay to be brave enough to pursue your dreams, but lying isn't a long-term solution after all. Believe that sincerity and quick effort will eventually lead to success and trust.

One of the longest panics I've ever had was to deceive my parents.

It is estimated that many parents are against their early love, especially in girls' families. Since I am an only child in my family, my parents' energy is all on me, and I am a girl, and for them, safety is the most important thing.

But I'm not a good girl by nature, so whether it's in junior high school or high school, I'm the one who worries them the most. Because they have always opposed my early love, as long as they find a little spark will be stifled in the cradle.

This lie has been told since I was in high school. I was with a friend from my freshman year of high school until I graduated from high school. In the middle of the process, my mother asked me many, many times if there were any boys who liked me and were in love.

Every time I laugh and say nothing, I will say that you gave birth to such an ugly daughter, who will like me!

When I confessed that I was in love, I felt that a stone in my heart had finally fallen. And I told her all the things that I cheated on my mother in high school. With my mom's personality I thought she would be furious, but she didn't.

Instead, he talked to me about some children's affections.

Then I learned that no one can cheat on their parents, because they really love me, and even if I do something wrong, they won't blame me.

When I was in high school, the school always sent the transcript to my home, and I was watching the NBA at the neighbor's house, and I remember very clearly that it was the Cavaliers who played Jazz, and the old Gendron was still there, and the Cavaliers won, and I was very happy, and the neighbor helped me get the transcript, because we were a school, but this time the test was very poor, and my heart fell to the bottom, and I finally decided to burn the transcript, and my dad asked me why the transcript hadn't arrived yet, and I was very weak, every time that neighbor came to my house, I was scared.

I really didn't have any money to do an internship, and I later told my friends that it would be winter and I couldn't afford a quilt. I never ask my family for money, they send me money every month. Later, my mother didn't discuss with me, and gave all the money directly to my brother to marry a wife, buy a house, and do business.

She said she felt guilty for me, but she wouldn't let me support me in the future... Tell me she won't give me a dowry... She said you're going to hate me for the rest of your life...

I said I'm doing well and I'm going to try to be on my own.

The lie I experienced was not only ridiculous, it made us very angry, and most importantly, the liar kept embarrassing us.

Summer is really a time for college students to test their physical fitness and endurance, the weather is very hot, there is no air conditioning in the dormitory, even if there are fans and mats, because the temperature in the house is too high, it doesn't matter, sleeping in the dormitory every day has become the most painful thing.

Later, he looked for a lot of part-time rooms, and after we refuted it, he stopped looking for it, and then said that I might not have so much money, and she would show us off to us every semester that her father gave him another 7,000 yuan, and 5,000 yuan in our place can be very happy for a semester, and now he actually said that he has no money, and we didn't speak. Later, another roommate asked him why he didn't go out to live and she said that she felt that staying in a hotel was very good and unclean, this sentence came out of his mouth was simply funny, he was the least hygienic in our dormitory, and we still kept silent.

The next day we went to see the room, she actually went with her, after seeing the environment is very good, close to the school, we decided to live here, when she paid the money she suddenly said to the boss I don't live I don't live, the feeling was that someone hit the back of the head, and we didn't plan to add him in, otherwise we would be embarrassed.

Well, now, at this very moment, I am experiencing a liar who is full of lies, watching him compile one lie after another, use one lie to round another lie, and finally there are many loopholes, and there is no room for manoeuvre....All the relatives and friends in the family watched him perform alone, and no one believed his lies except his mother, and deceived his kind mother like this. What we can do is to find a way to debunk these lies, so that his mother will realize her son's mistake and stop being deceived...

The aunt is really in a state of collapse, but the cousin is still worthy of death, and uses inferior lies to weave beautiful lies to coax the aunt and his wife, causing them to be kept in the dark, which is really annoying....The current state is that my cousin still does not admit that the real estate certificate is in his hands, but everyone has found out that his loan company has evidence of a mortgaged house, which is really a big lie drama!

Since I can remember, my mother's sentence "A lying child is not a good child, he will grow a nose!" This sentence is still fresh in my memory, I don't know how many times I have secretly touched my nose. When I was a child, I liked to be picky eaters, and I didn't eat this or that, and every time I ate, it made my mother feel bad.

Later, my mom came up with a way to fix me. It seems that once, I didn't want to sleep at night, crying and crying, so I had to be led out by my mother to play with the children. My mom said casually

There will be little ghosts coming out at night, you are not afraid of being caught by the little ghosts when you go out, and you will never see your mother again if you are caught......When I grew up, my mother always joked about it, saying, "Since this incident, I don't dare to go out at night.......""Now I also have palpitations, I don't dare to go out alone at night, I always feel that someone is staring at me behind me.

Also, when it comes to the New Year, children are very happy to collect the New Year's money, and every time they see the big red envelope, they will giggle happily. At this time, my "long-nosed" mother is online again, and she will tell me seriously: "These red envelopes, my mother will save them for you first, and after a while, my mother will give them to you, so you can go to school and buy delicious food?"

Wait, wait, alas, after a long time, I forgot about the red envelope.

This is probably the most ridiculous lie I've ever heard as a child. Now that I think about it, it's ridiculous, I'm ridiculous, and parents are ridiculous. Alas, sometimes, it's not easy to think about parents, and they have to cooperate with each other to "perform".