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1.When you think you can't do it, you cross the street, and then you're a pedestrian.
2.On Valentine's Day, some people sent gold, some people sent silver, and some people sent flowers, and I was afraid that no one would send me, so I went and bought all three of these things: honeysuckle, but it was going to be fired.
3.Don't think that the so-called ** of girls is just talking, they will really post it on Weibo and Moments.
4.I didn't show up in high school math, and I knew that idiot wouldn't be able to get into high school.
5.Sometimes the meaning of showing affection is to see, this person has me to spoil him, and if you dare to rob him, you will cut off your dog's head.
6.I heard that every Chinese touches the mobile phone an average of 150 times a day, I laughed, and it was clear that I woke up once and put it down before going to bed
7.If you like me, come and confess to me People always have to experience the taste of being rejected by beautiful women in this life.
8.Congratulations, you've survived another day and won the lottery for another day.
9.You can't tell if you have money or not, and when we pass by on the street, you would never think that I am a super member
10.If a woman can use your ** as a mobile phone screen, she can let you flip through her mobile phone at any time, she can give you the password of WeChat and Alipay, and she can even give you the bank card password, then you can take her money and call me, you know?
11.Hopefully everything is as simple as gaining weight.
12.Mix with me, I have a bite to eat, and you have a bowl brush.
13.My bed is a paradise for me, so I get out of bed every day like I go down to earth.
14.Don't laugh and have bad luck, and if you smile, your face will be big.
15.You're right, but I don't listen.
16.Some people's chat history is full of love words and warm words, and my chat history is full of homework answers.
17.In the past, the letters of carriages and horses were very slow, and I only loved one person in my life, but now that the Internet technology is developed, I can green fifty people a day.
18.I heard that persimmons and crabs will be poisoned if eaten together, and I can't think about it, the persimmons are ready, and now I will send a few catties of crabs to me
19.Do you know what is the difference between you and the sand monk, his name is the sand monk, and your name is the sand sculpture.
20.What to be nervous about college entrance exam scores just determines which city you will play League of Legends in the next few years Calm down.
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1.Follow the eldest brother and starve nine meals in three days.
2.I want the starlight, I want the moon, I want the world to surrender.
3.Love small plane who hits who is confused.
4.Will I be one more rich woman and destroy the ecological balance?!
5.Justice can be late, why can't I get ten more minutes of sleep?
6.If you don't like it, it means that your phone is not good.
7.Poverty limits so much why didn't I limit my weight.
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8.When people are in a hurry, they can do anything. Mathematics is the only one.
9.You don't comment, he doesn't like my dynamics, who comes to watch.
10.Good evening, no matter whatever.
11.Time is proud of the spring breeze and commends me for meeting you.
12.Thanks to Pinxi, finally someone of the opposite sex took the initiative to send me a message.
13.Life is always a mess, but fortunately I fill it with eating, drinking, and sleeping.
14.Once I'm lying on the couch, I'm too lazy to move, I can't even move the idea.
15.Today's weather forecast is heavy rain, remember to bring shower gel when you go out.
16.The craziest thing I've ever done with my subject is that I've never seen each other for more than 20 years.
17.Who has money in WeChat? I want to exchange microcredit with you for a few days.
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18.There is no impermeable wall in the world, and the dinner next door is really fragrant.
19.You speak so nicely, you must wipe your mouth when you go to the toilet.
20.In the last few days, my income** has been mainly based on returns.
21.Lovely people must have something to be fat.
22.To be clear: I'm not in love, I'm nobody wants.
23.You always tell me to, but what celebrity doesn't have a few black fans?
24.Good morning, my damn beauty has sent you perfect wishes again.
25.It doesn't matter if the object is not, it will be sad if you don't drink milk tea.
26.The world has the law of both, and it lives up to the fried chicken rice flower.
27.Since you don't post on Moments, then I have to be hosted by my Happy Bear.
28.Even if you fail ninety-nine times, you have to try again and round it up.
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1.Do I have to learn welding to make your eyes shine?
2.If you like a person, you can't hide it, and if you like a few more, you can keep it.
3.If I'm not wrong, then I must be right.
4.I've been afraid of the dark since I was a child, and my grades weren't good when I was a child, just because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.
5.When you wake up in the morning, guess what? Hey! Wake up!
6.Tell the peach blossoms that don't need to bloom, I'm a monk.
7.When you draw me flatbread, remember to sprinkle some sesame seeds on my mouth.
8.Summarize yourself in one sentence: more sleepy than a dog than a pig than a donkey, if you can't keep the peak, then go into the factory to eat and live.
9.Some people say I'm poor, I laugh, aren't you talking nonsense?
10.Obey, it's not me next to you, you can sleep.
11.I said I'm going to faint from hunger, and you go around saying I'm going to get married for the second time.
12.I said I was working as a receptionist at the hotel, and they said I was paying at the funeral home.
13.Why are wheelchairs all hand-cranked and not pedaled?
14.My superpower is that everything is beyond my capabilities.
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1. I'm not a fortune teller on the flyover, so I can't talk about so many knocks you like to hear.
2. Not all milk is called Trensu, and not everyone is called pig.
3. Find the reason for the problem from yourself first, don't blame the earth for having no gravity as soon as you are constipated.
4. On the day I got married and drank the wedding wine, I made a separate table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those women who couldn't figure it out, and then I toasted one by one.
5. What people have is the background, and what I have is the back.
6. If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned against you a long time ago.
7. My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.
I allow you to come into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
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