I hate someone who can make me up a super hilarious joke

One day, I was skydiving with my enemies, girlfriends, and friends.

However, there were only three parachutes on board.

So I said, "I'll ask you questions, and whoever can't answer will kick them off the plane." ”

I asked my girlfriend, "When was the Great Wall built?" “

Girlfriend: "Qin Dynasty." “

I asked my friend, "How many people died while building the Great Wall?" “

Friend: "About 150,000." “

I asked my enemies, "Do you know what the names of those 150,000 people are?" "Enemy:". .I don't know. So I kicked the enemy off the plane.

The next day, I was skydiving with my enemies, girlfriends, and friends. But there were still only three parachutes on the plane.

So I asked my girlfriend: "Who went to the west to learn scriptures?" “

Girlfriend: "Tang Seng." “

I asked my friend: "Tang Seng and who took the scriptures?" "

Friends: "Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng." ”

I asked the enemy: "Do you know how many moles Tang Seng has on his body?" ”

Enemy: "This." So I kicked the enemy off the plane.

On the third day, we went skydiving again.

The enemy spoke first: "You don't need to kick it, I'll go down by myself!" "Jump off the plane.

I hurriedly shouted, "Don't jump, there are four parachutes on the plane!" ”

Originality, hope.

Beggar and rich woman.

There was a rich woman walking down the street with her dog. When she saw a beggar on the overpass, she tried to taunt him. She walked over and said:

If you bark at my dog, I'll give you 100 yuan. The beggar said, "What if I call 10 times?"

The rich woman said impatiently: "Stupid, isn't that 1,000 yuan." ”

So the beggar barked at the rich woman's dog: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy." The people around him came, and the rich woman took out 900 yuan from her handbag and gave it to him. So the beggar said to the rich woman, "Thank you, Mom! ”

Teachers and students.

The geography teacher asked the students, does the river flow to **?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him, and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here!

Student: Let's go.

The teacher said helplessly: Are you sick?

Student: You have me, I have it all!

Teacher: Try one more thing.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roar!

Teacher: Do you believe that I beat you up?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

The teacher is angry: I will let you quit school!

Student: Storm in Kyushu!

Hehe, I wish in advance to the brothers and sisters who are wandering outside.

They all equaled me, and the students sat in the room. It's so depressed that the students don't come. ”

The joke is probably like this: There is a private school teacher who teaches the Analects, and the mispronunciation of 'depressed and literary' becomes 'all of them are flat with me'. Later, when a new private school teacher correctly pronounced 'Yu Yu Wenya', the students thought that the new teacher had mispronounced the words and did not come to school.

At the time, people ridiculed the poem: 'Everyone is equal to me, and the students are full of students.' It's so depressed that the students don't come.

One day, the wind is harmonious, the sun is warm, Yu and Yu You four people gather in the room, the edges are short, the wind is cold, so Yu You sighed and said, "Huh, bad luck, Jiaolong is trapped in shallow water, and the wind and clouds are hidden in the young pine." Who is wrong if the profession is not hot? Heaven is also over! ”

Yu You also sighed, "The destiny of heaven is a great responsibility, the bones of suffering, the misery of the Chinese system, and the absence of Naier is excessive!" ”

His friend shook his head and said, "The misery of Chinese can be rampant across the five continents, but the absurdity of chemistry often lies in the remoteness and incomprehension of ordinary people, so the suffering of my muscles and bones can be known to the three of you." ”

The other person was silent, and the rest of his life was infinite, and some were twice as many as me, so he smiled and said, "My brother's business can be described as hot, and my wife and children can be described as no hunger, yes, yes, yes?" ”

Brother Beige was still angry, and his mouth was shocked, "Your karma can make a living, but my karma is hopeless, why is there any heat?" ”

The remaining three of them were all probed, and they were silent at first, and after a long time, they replied, "Invertebrate linguistics too!" ”

One evening, Yu strolled through the platform of the Three Sects, but saw a woman coming with long hair fluttering, and couldn't help but look sideways.

Approaching suddenly, this woman suddenly.

Stop, look at me. Yu said darkly, "Aren't I very handsome"! But seeing Yi's eyes wide open and the corners of his mouth twitched, I.

Sigh "Am I too ugly"?

But I saw that Yi's eyes widened and his mouth opened more and more. I am terrified, and I secretly say that I am a true gentleman on weekdays and have never offended.

For her, how much more, she never did.

Acquaintance? I almost wanted to turn around and run away, but I suddenly heard Yi shouting, ". . Yes.. Sneeze!!! He.

Rub your nose and drift away.

I'm sweating profusely.

One day, Mr. Wang drove home.

Suddenly, a big Ben rushed past him, and as it drove past him, the driver shouted at him:

Dude, have you ever driven a big run? After saying that, the "whoosh" soared away.

Mr. Wang was very angry and increased the throttle to chase after him.

Seeing that he was about to catch up, the driver stuck out his head and shouted at him again:

Dude, have you ever driven a big run? Then, the "whoosh" disappeared again.

Damn, bull bs what! After Mr. Wang finished scolding, he felt a little more comfortable, so he stopped chasing.

After driving for a while, Mr. Wang saw that the car had just overturned on the side of the road, and he was very curious and slowly drove closer.

I saw that the driver was crushed under the car, and said weakly

Dude, have you ever driven a big run? Do you know where the brakes are? ”

I suggest you take a look at the Encyclopedia.

It's full of real people and real things, but you can't lose your character just by looking at it, hehe.