Are there any particularly hilarious jokes! ！

A and B said, do me a favor.

When I was in high school, I wrote the next sentence of the poem. The last sentence is: "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other", I respect a classmate to fill in: "Just say that I am in Yueyang Tower".

In a high school Chinese exam, the last sentence was: "The grasshopper shakes the tree", and some students filled in the delay letter: "Don't move" - very consistent with the facts.

Mock Shen High School Chinese Exam, Write the next sentence of ancient poems. The last sentence is: "When the mountains are full of flowers", someone actually filled in: "I will try my best to pick the flowers".

In the past, when students read the text, there was a sentence: take out the banana fan and fan it. Originally, the pause should have been to take out a banana fan, a fan. The classmate directly reads: Take out the plantain and fan the fan!

The teacher said: "The egret flies in front of Xisai Mountain", and a classmate couldn't hold it for a long time, so he replied: "The black turtle climbs by the river in Dongcun"!

The first time, when I came back from abroad, I just got off the train and found that the zipper of my bag had been unzipped. When I opened it, the information was still there. However, there are a few more rows of words written by thieves in the blank space of the information: such a beautiful bag, there is no money in it, what is the width of the room if you don't have money? Waste my feelings!

The second time, when I was resting at home during the day and was surfing the Internet, I suddenly heard a sound coming from the kitchen, and I gently walked over to take a look, and it turned out to be a thief who pried me into the broken security doors and windows. I pulled out a kitchen knife and walked over to him and said, "What are you going to do, if you don't leave, I'll call the police."

The thief put away his tools unhurriedly, and then threw out a sentence at me: "You are sick, there are people in the house, make a noise!" It hurt Lao Tzu to be busy for a long time.

As he spoke, he turned around and walked ......

The third time, I was walking alone on the street, and a little boy in his 10s pulled out my pocket of clothes, and I turned my face to him and said, "Kid, what are you digging for?" "Nonsense, money, of course.

The kid replied. I saw that he was a child, so I scared him and said, "I don't have any money, you don't have to pay it again, or I will send you to the Public Security Bureau to bend your beard."

The child glared at me and said, "You don't have any money, what are you so murderful?" After saying that, I left in a huff, and I was so angry that I couldn't speak for a while.

The fourth time, I came home from the night shift, it was late, I was washing in the bathroom, and suddenly I heard a movement at the door, as if someone was picking my lock at the door. So I shouted, "Who?

What are you doing? Who knew that the thief replied at the door, "What are you doing if you don't sleep so late?"

There was no sound after that. I was at a loss for what to do, and I couldn't ...... crying or laughing

When a couple of young men and women were dating in the park, the girl was very bored and wanted to fart, and she thought of a way:

F: Have you ever heard a cuckoo call?

M: I haven't heard of it.

F: I'll teach you, cloth (fart sound) valley (sound from the mouth).

After learning a few times, the time to put it has been played.

F: Did you hear me?

M: The fart was too loud to hear.