Classic funny tongue twisters, classic funny tongue twisters

Funny refers to deliberately making some actions or making some ridiculous remarks to make people laugh, so as to achieve the purpose of being funny and poor. So do you know the classic funny tongue twister? Here are the classic funny tongue twisters I have compiled for you, welcome to read them.

From the south came his eldest uncle's big tail and ear dog, and from the north came his second uncle's second tail and ear dog.

His eldest uncle's eldest tail and ear dog bit his second uncle's second tail and ear dog;

The second pair of his second uncle's tail ear dog also bit his big uncle's big tail and ear dog.

I don't know if it was his eldest uncle's eldest tail-pulling ear dog, and first bit his second uncle's second-rider tail-pulling ear dog;

It was still the second tail ear dog of his second uncle's family, and he bit his eldest uncle's big tail and ear dog first.

The crow stood on the back of the black pig and said that the black pig was black, and the black pig said that the crow was blacker than the black pig;

The crow said that its body was not black than the black pig's black mouth, and the black pig laughed heyhehehehe.

There are eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law, and eighty-eight starlings want to go to the eighty-eight bamboos in front of the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law to spend the night.

The eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law did not allow eighty-eight starlings to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos, and the eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law sent eighty-eight gold bows and silver bulletmen to shoot eighty-eight starlings, and did not allow eighty-eight starlings to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboos in front of his eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law.

One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can;

Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans;

Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans;

Seven, eight, nine and a half cans, count how many.

I only care about what I care about, whether you care about me who cares about you

1. Tour the West Lake, mention the tin pot, the tin pot drops the West Lake, and it is a pity that the tin pot is lost; Listening to physics is like being in the fog, looking at physics and ignoring physics.

2. The mouth says the legs, the legs say the mouth, the mouth says the legs love to run errands, and the legs say that the mouth is resistant to sell the mouth. It is better not to move the legs with the mouth and not to move the legs with the legs, and not to move the mouth with the legs than to move the mouth.

3. Seven plus one, and then subtract one, what is the amount of addition and subtraction? Seven plus one, then subtract one, and after adding and subtracting, it is still seven.

4. Cutting to a single knife, a single to a large knife, cutting milk, and a single force.

5. You are also diligent and diligent, and you will spit out gold. Workers and peasants, heart to heart unity.

6. The long worm circles the brick pile, and drills the brick pile after turning the brick pile.

7. Three mountains and four waters, four rivers surround three mountains; Three mountains and four rivers are always in spring, and four waters, three mountains and four springs.

8. The division headquarters instructed that the commander of the 10th Company of the 4th Regiment and 40 people arrived at the Luchun Headquarters of the division headquarters on time at 4:44 on the 10th, and the division commander held a swearing-in meeting.

9. There is a noodle shop door facing south, and the door is hung with a blue cloth cotton curtain, and the blue cloth cotton curtain is removed, and the door is facing south; Hang the blue cloth cotton curtain, and the door is still facing south.

10. There is a strict round eye in front of the mountain, and there is a strict eye circle in the back, and the two people come to compare the eyes before the mountain, I don't know if it is the eye circle of Yan Yuanyan, or the eye circle of Yan Yuan's eyes with Mu Naiyuan?

11. There is a Cui thick leg in front of the mountain, and a Cui thick leg in the back. The two of them came to compare their legs, I don't know if Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs, or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs?