Why didn t I spend 100 yuan to buy an Ultraman stick but I couldn t turn it into Ultraman?

1: The area where you transform is not right, Ultraman is in Tokyo, and you are in China.

2: You changed in the wrong place, Ultraman is in the TV studio, and you are at home.

3: You didn't buy the Ultraman suit and the Ultraman mask.

4: It is forbidden to transform without the danger to the lives of others.

5: The transformation movements you do are not standardized.

6: You're not a SWAT officer.

7: Your name is not Japanese.

8: The Shenguang rod is out of power.

Solution: Go to TV Tokyo, buy an Ultra suit and mask, watch how to transform into a cartoon, apply to become a SWAT team member, change a Japanese name, find a thief to risk your life, and finally recharge.

You've got to run out on the road and shout, transform, and you've changed.

That Ultraman stick hasn't been mutated by radiation, so it's going to shine more on the sun.

-！That's a great question! You'll have to find an expert.

.-You go and ask the Mother of Ultraman Maybe you can become that Ultraman hasn't grown up yet... Maybe the architectural features of China are not suitable for Ultraman to live in...

Coincidentally, the soul slashing knife I bought for 500 yuan couldn't be solved.

This man's head is burned out, you can buy it and turn it into a machine gun.

There are several common problems with the inability of your Ultraman Transformer to transform.

1: Maybe your faith isn't enough, and only after you die in the fight against the monster will the transformation device take effect, allowing you to resurrect and become Ultraman.

2: Maybe you are not an earthling, our products are only for earthlings, I think it is necessary for you to go to the hospital to check whether you are a human from another dimension.

3: It may be that the transformation props you buy are shoddy products, there are many people on the earth who want to become Ultraman, and some small traders make fake transformation devices for everyone to buy in order to make money. So please be sure to check if there is a unique "Ultra Label" on the back of the transformer, which says "M78".

4: It may be that the transformer itself is malfunctioning, please rest assured that we will repair or replace it for you free within 30,000 years. But because I'm busy teaching my apprentice Mebius the "way of selling", I'm going to fly you to the land of Ultra yourself.

5: The spell of the transformation device is not pronounced correctly, our transformation spell is more than 30 bytes long, and the transformation spell must be clear when transforming, and the transformation spell must be pronounced word for word, and it must be completed within 3 seconds, so it must be professionally trained, please trouble your Chinese teacher for this. It's all on the spell manual, read it yourself.

6: It may be that Ultraman represented by this transformation device is at odds with you, so I don't want to merge with you to defeat the monster.

7: It may be that your age has not yet reached the age of Ultraman himself, and our Ultraman can only come to Earth to fight at the age of 10,000, which is 18 years old compared to humans. Maybe you're too young to fight monsters, so please wait a few more years.

8: Maybe you don't want to transform because you want to save the earth, but because you love to be in the limelight, and your mentality transformer is clear. If you don't have the right mindset, the shapeshifter can't recognize you as a savior, so you can't transform.

9: Maybe you are holding Ultraman Tiga's transformation device, but the Ultraman in your heart is Eddie, and there is a conflict between the two, so you can't complete the transformation (just use the analogy between Tiga and Eddie).

10: You once insulted the Ultra Transfigurer, the Transformer itself has thoughts, and because you bullied it, it didn't want to cooperate with you when it got angry. Our shapeshifters are very delicate and you should take good care of them.

11: You may be missing the mantra! Remember to shout spells while pressing the transformer! Decibel Demand: Your upstairs and downstairs come to complain about you.

12: You may be missing action! Remember to pose as the left wolf and the right leopard after pressing the transformer, and preferably have colorful auspicious clouds behind you!

13: You may be missing monsters! As we all know, Ultraman only transforms when monsters appear!

14: Because your father is not Li Gang!

15: You didn't officially activate the Shapeshifter! To enter the correct product serial number.

16: You may not believe in the true gods such as Brother Chun and Brother Zeng, ......They have sealed your ability to shapeshift.

Because you're using it exactly the way in the cartoon.

Tiga is a special effect, not an animation, so you desperately learn a cartoon that has nothing to do with Tiga, and it's useless to learn it all the time.

Actually, Ultraman has already transformed, but you didn't hit someone right, so Ultraman can't help you.

You have to be good friends with him, so that Ultraman will be happy to see it.

Dude, Ultraman is used to deceive children, not really!!

。。。That's a lie -- 3-year-olds know it, kids, it's not right to fight, you have to get along.

All you need to do is Brother Xinchun.

Because the transformer is fake, the real transformer can't be bought.

Kid, before you transformed, did you check if you had a battery installed?

Child, you have to be baptized by the father of Ott!!

You are buying a fake, and only the auction is real.

It's just a toy, there's no real ...

Classmate, that's the case, that transformer can't be transformed, it's just for publicity in the cartoon, it's fake, and the transformer doesn't work at all. You fight with him ......Let's still fight in groups......

He teases you, or he cheats you out of money for that reason.

You'll have to charge it or replace it with a battery. After that, you can wait patiently, waiting for a certain Ultraman in the universe to come to Earth and make a contract with you to get into the transformation device yourself, so that you can transform. It's best to cultivate feelings first, and it's not easy to encounter wild Ultraman, so it's not cost-effective to run away.

You didn't buy it wrong, did you? Don't become a little monster and be singled out by Ultraman =. =

Find a sales aunt to change, you can't take your mother with you.

You tell the person you want to fight, you tell him that you become a little monster, and then you hit yourself in the head 5 times, and then you jump like this, shouting "change" and you will become Ultraman.

You go to the mud bomb... Take a little monster and you can transform...

There's only one reason, because the person you're going to fight alone hasn't turned into a little monster yet, is it useful for you to become a bump man? LZ be patient and wait for him to become a little monster, he will definitely be able to defeat him, believe in yourself!

You can look at 500 Ultraman and get his approval, and that's it. But be careful not to get noticed by the monsters.