The smoothness of persuading people not to play mahjong is the most classic funny slip of playing ma

If you have something on your mind or in a hurry, it's best not to serve it. Otherwise, it will not be satisfactory and will definitely fail. The first card does not eat and touch This is to see if your first round of touch card luck is good or bad, the first card let it pass, do not have to rush to eat and touch.

Plus bar to look around the table MahjongKongs, you must pay attention to the situation on the board and confirm the safety of the bar, otherwise you will sometimes be robbed.

Playing ripe is not raw, sick cards do not go out Mahjong sick cards refer to absolutely dangerous cards, into a dangerous period.

It is advisable to play familiar cards, and should not be the first to play raw cards. Promote black and suppress red In a mahjong game, the winner should be suppressed and the loser should be helped. Red and black I take it upon myself to win or lose mahjong to fight to the end, get carried away when you can't win, and replace people when you lose.

When the cards come, take advantage of the victory to chase the mahjong cards when the luck is good, you should try to and the cards, do not be soft-hearted, and do not be greedy, otherwise angry.

Ran, fortune also ran.

Even Zhuang does not play the East dealer to continue to be a banker, or Huangzhuang, Dongfeng card should not be the first to play. In addition to taking care of their own cards, they should also pay attention to the cards of other families. Avoid the heavy and light on their own no hope of hand, should avoid the big card, and let the small card and the card or Huangzhuang.

1. Radicals: You also go to play mahjong, play more fiercely than him, so that he himself is troubled by the matter of playing mahjong, it is very likely to give up mahjong because you want to persuade you to leave the mahjong circle, but the risk is that if you are not good enough, you may really fall into it;

2. Moderate: It is still mainly persuasion, and there is also to find something more attractive to him than mahjong, but it may not be useful.

Playing mahjong is funny and smooth

1.One is missing three and one is missing three.

2.If I want to spend all my luck meeting you! Then I ask you to stay away from me, I want to play mahjong during the New Year.

3.The Great Wall is missing one of the three.

4.Let's push Pai Gow.

5.Bet on a motorcycle to become a Land Rover.

6.Mahjong embodies the principle of openness. Everyone's cards are open, and the combination of cards after eating is also open, and when you want to push down the cards, bright bottom, so that everyone can see clearly, each link of mahjong is open.

7.I can't do without playing mahjong every day, I grew up in the mahjong sound of my parents since I was a child, and slowly learned to play, and then I played every day and night, and I indulged in it every day and couldn't extricate myself.

8.At the mahjong table, you are your own master, your own destiny is truly in your own hands, and by playing mahjong, you feel that you really exist.

9.There is one missing from three at the entrance of the village.

10.Every game must arrive, never late or leave early.

11.Mahjong was mushy as soon as it came on stage.

12.Eat, drink, and rub mahjong for the day.

13.Does anyone join me in the bar?

14.The rights of individuals at the mahjong table are fully respected, and individuals have complete freedom.

15.Sitting in the store, drinking, listening to songs, playing cards and losing money.

16.Playing cards, always losing money, unhappy, unhappy, quitting gambling and gambling.

17.Do not surrender if you lose, and have a strong sense of competition.

18.The three shortages are anxious for a while, indicating that there is team spirit.

20.Don't play mahjong during work hours. How can you not lose by teaching and teaching every day?

I'd rather be cut by a thousand knives than the first one. Be careful with each card, and the dealer will have to be stupid. Open cards to eat side cards, do not eat two cards.

Grab the useful sheet first, and then wait for it to be typed. Cards pass in front of the door, it is better to touch one. If you have to eat, you have to eat, and it is a big mistake to be clear.

Start playing idle cards, and then play the Quartet. The hand style is not more than two, and it is more than one after the lack of one. The principle is not to fire guns, and the duty is to look at the family.

Gold three and silver seven, danger two five eight dry cavity carry. Chicks can't be beaten, a dozen is two. The round bucket two five first hit eight, and the edge is not dismantled.

If there is a wind, hit the east first, and the east will not fail. Rather than the three eastern provinces, not the three sides of the three cakes. The first hit is whitish, usually a flat beard.

To dismantle the two-ended, one color to pay attention to. Two laps are not nine, up or in pairs. Tighten your grip and rather play a good job.

Four to three, eight to seven. Hope to eat less and hope to touch, and appropriately disassemble and beat. The cards keep up with the hand to play, and the next house is not taken care of.

If you hit 10,000 at home, you have to guard against 25. Don't be nonsense at the beginning, and beat the familiar Zhang first. Hit thirty or fifty thousand, and four or seven don't take it lightly.

Hang one on the two, and give the three Mo light food. Play nine after eight, be careful to hit seven. There is a difference of seven in the ground, and there are two eights.

At this time, it should be considered that nine can be poor. The four winds lack the east wind, and they must be in their hands. Look at least two laps and beware of the bar.

Playing mahjong must win smoothly has:

1. The style of playing cards is good, people often look for it, the style of playing cards is ugly, and you will leave.

2. Playing cards well, indicating clear thinking, playing cards carefully, indicating understanding the economy.

3. There are strange tricks in playing cards, which means that the quality is high, and the loss does not surrender, and the sense of competition is strong.

4. How dare you play monotonous cards to cover the width, there must be a backstage, win or lose and don't go, and you can be a leader.

5. Playing cards to talk about personality, cheating or not, playing cards are friends, not to engage in inside and outside hands.

6, playing cards without skill, to rely on good luck, draw cards by luck, cards by technology.

7. Play cards and be civilized, don't scold, don't be vindictive, be obedient and don't get angry.

8. To win money, win people first. It's people who are playing against you, not mahjong. If you want to win, you have to suppress your opponents. You have to learn to look at people, every round is to suppress the other party, and in the end you must win and get the money!

9. I often walk by the lake, how can I not get my shoes wet. This phrase has a lot to say in life. It means that the same routine will definitely not work if you use it all the time. There is always a time when it is used against being used. So you have to change all the tricks to win more!

10. Get started with two pairs, and you basically won't lose. That is to say, there are two engraved words on the first hand, and to put it bluntly, there are 6 cards that have been fixed, which is equivalent to half of the winning cards. Basically, you can get to the draw stage in a few rounds.

This sentence is a lesson for many people, and the second is also to show that if you want to win, the first hand must be straightened out!

11. To play cards, you must concentrate on playing, and to avoid small talk. If you can play cards without talking, you won't speak. First, others don't want to listen, and second, you can't concentrate on your thoughts!

There are a lot of mahjong slips, and the master has his own originality. "Blossoming on the bar and touching the second tube, I am a big hero playing mahjong. This is a lyric of Emperor Zhang, the king of the song of Urgent Wisdom.

His other song is even cuter: smoking a cigarette and watching TV, I am the king of Zhongshan in the family. People gave me the nickname of a tiger in the family, and she was the hero of the tiger, Wu Erlang, ......"This is the song that the second senior brother Matan loves to sing after returning from victory.

Since childhood, such as "Breaking the Guandong", he grew up listening to the commotion at the card table"Rongzhou for a month, 10,000 households rubbed hemp, "The second senior brother is skilled and bold." He doesn't play big cards, he says to himself"Small gambling is pleasant, big gambling hurts the body. ”

The old man is even more powerful, and the old man who came from the old era (slipped away) came as soon as he opened his mouth: three bets at home, especially when he was a prefect; If you are not afraid of the bitterness of losing, you are afraid of breaking the bet; There is no father-son ...... in the casino

At the end, I wrote a couplet:"There is less me in the city of the four directions, and there are many people on the Huangquan Road. "For the epitaph!

Although Zhang Dai said that people have no habits and cannot be friends, but playing mahjong should be based on entertainment, and those who gamble should know that winning on the field is chips, and losing off the field is the ...... of life