A joke for a three person speech, a joke for a three person story

I'm going to perform tomorrow, so I'm not looking for a good one.

Three people died on the same day, turned into three ghosts, and together they went to God. They said to God that they had all died miserably, and they wanted to let them go to heaven! God reluctantly said that there were now too many occupants of heaven and it was full.

But now there is still a spot! Say, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost began to say ......I was a cleaner when I was alive.

It's hard work! From morning to night! One day, I was cleaning glass outside a building!

It's the kind of high-altitude dangerous work that hangs outside! On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell!

I thought, it's over! I'm going to die! But survival instincts keep me scratching unconsciously!

Luckily, I grabbed the railing of a balcony, on the 13th floor. I thought, saved! So I wanted to climb up after I had recovered my strength!

Suddenly, someone grabbed my hand, and I fell down again! I thought, I'm really done now! However, my life should not be decided, there is a tent under me to catch me, I am glad that I must have accumulated virtue in my previous life!

I want to wait for the strength to go down. Unbeknownst to me, a refrigerator fell from above and smashed me to death! The second ghost said ......I was a clerk when I was alive.

Everything is fine, I have a wife and it's beautiful. Great figure! But it's a bit watery.

I have a slight heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife's hair disheveled and her clothes disheveled.

There must be adulterers. So I searched all over the house, in the kitchen, in the toilet, but I couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing, and I thought:

Adulterer! So he took his hand. I thought, 13th floor!

Look at the fall that doesn't kill you! As a result, when I looked, I didn't die! Caught in the tent!

I was in a hurry, so I searched all over the house, went into the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw it down. Finally stoned him to death! I was so happy!

Laughing out loud. Who knew that the heart muscle was so choked with laughter that he died laughing! The third ghost said ......I was a thug when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad!

One day I went to a female friend's house and hung out! Just finished running errands, her husband suddenly returned! I've got to find a place to hide.

So I searched for the kitchen and the toilet, and finally found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't understand how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator, and he actually threw the refrigerator down from the 13th floor! I just fell to death with a refrigerator!

A judge squinted and tried three criminal suspects in A, B and C in one day, and the judge said to A: "Did you steal the thing?" B replied: "No" The judge was furious: "I didn't ask you." C said, "I didn't say anything." ”

I'm the first of 2 people.

It is the 8 nature of the brain.

Female 9 sexually similar osmosis.

And 7 Xi Xiang Yuan Zhang.

Occupation 5 Gou does not teach.

5 Sex is migration.

Need 0 Teach the Way of Farming.

To 6 expensive to specialize.

5 ..Contract.

I'm 4 right.

Ruthless. Count the bow pads.

The tasteless boiled water opera finally ended, and after the sparse applause, the nobles didn't even have the meaning of a gift, so they left one after another, the point is, they were still reminiscing about the classic performances brought by Viscount Mark and Princess Anne, so that only black and white were dancing in front of them, the black strong Mark, the white weak Anne.