Whoever told a joke comforted me, thank you

I remember when I was younger, I once played with a rope in the community, and a few children next to me saw it. One of the little girls came up to me and said, "Uncle, can you lend me your rope to play with?"

Uncle?! My face sank after hearing this! The little girl was very clever and immediately changed her words

Brother, can you lend me the rope to play with? "Holy! Crashed!

Does the old lady look so much like a man?!

There is an episode of Approaching Science, which talks about a few pieces of ice falling from the sky and smashing into a rural village in Hebei. The onlookers came forward to taste it, and it was said that it was "quite delicious".

An old man took two pieces back to the refrigerator and froze, saying that this is called rootless water, and licking it every day can cure all diseases. At the end of the program, a civil aviation expert was consulted, only to learn that it was the "blue ice" that fell from the aircraft toilet - that is, the ...... of feces and urine after chemical treatmentSo everybody was petrified.

My husband taught my 5-month-old baby to speak: "Call Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, and the baby looked at him with a smile."

Husband: "Call Daddy, Daddy, Daddy."

The baby is very crisp: "Hey".

The husband was angry: "Good boy, take advantage of your father...

I have space, see for yourself.

Now I'm going to tell you a joke, first of all, please chuckle three times...

Then please laugh three times...

Okay, that's the end of my joke.

I hope you can be happy, there is still a long way to go, don't be intimidated by this, tell you a few jokes, I hope you can be happy.

When I was a child, my dad watched me write essays. There was a very simple mistake, and my father smiled and said to my mother, "I found your son to be stupid." I was anxious and said loudly to my father, "Your son is stupid!" ” b

My mom once went to the bank to pay the water bill. After paying the money, the bank man said, "You don't have enough money, there is a second page here, and you have to pay this too."

My Mom: What's the second page.

Staff: Sewage.

My Mom: My family never drinks sewage.

28 When our high school director once again angrily reprimanded us for not listening well in class, he said, "If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for turning my face and not being human!" ”

29 Math Teacher's Signature Moves.

Raise two fingers and say to the students: "Students, the key to learning mathematics well is three words!" 'Do more practice!' ’

I don't know if it's to your taste, no matter what, as long as you let go of your heart and think about it, there's no hurdle that you can't pass.

I picked up a ** today, and the other party said a bunch of nonsense, and I was blinded, and I got angry and said: Who are you? What's the matter?

Is there a mistake ? This one is even more popular than me, he said: What's wrong, what's wrong, I just accidentally charged you 100 yuan by mistake, you chat with me for a while, what's wrong

Well, tell her that when she chooses between picking up 100 yuan and losing 100 yuan, she will choose Shenma? I think she must rather choose to pick up 100 yuan, between happy and unhappy, she should choose Shenma, and use me to teach her?

There is a line behind a smiley face in the upper right corner of the 360 network, click on that line, do you want me to tell you a comforting and disgusting joke? Use? Excuse me, less jokes? Please ask.

**Later, the police rescued an old man from a bathroom, and the old man shouted while struggling: Wronged, it's none of my business, you caught the wrong person, I pulled the flush valve, and the building collapsed.

Buy a joke book and give it to her

If someone cries and says you're stupid, you admit it, and he laughs at you for being stupid.

1. Unlucky Japanese People from four countries traveled by plane.

Confucius went to prostitute J and met Xi Shi. Xi Shi said: There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive!

Confucius said: Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can fifty yuan work?

The West Bureau set up a hall to say Zhizheng: The spring breeze wants to pass the Yumen Pass, and the minimum is one hundred and three!

Confucius said: Where is there no Tongyin grass at the end of the world, can you do it for eighty yuan?

Shih Tzu is speechless! Confucius also said: There is true love in the world, and today I only bring 90 yuan!

Xi Shi was angry and yelled: I will block tomorrow with my youth, and a hundred less is considered strong!

Confucius smiled and said: Lushui husband and wife also have love, no matter how little ten yuan is, it will not work!

Xi Shi sighed: Why should we be true when we meet, you say ninety is ninety.