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Please refrain from spitting. Please remember the floods in Mexico.

An audio company's advertising ——— respond to one call! ”

A dumpling shop advertises ———all-encompassing! ”

A lime factory advertised ——— start from scratch! ”

A pawnshop advertisement ———well deserved! ”

A hat company's advertising ——— to take people with hats! ”

A barbershop advertisement ——— a dime! ”

A pharmacy advertises ———self-inflicted! ”

A smoking cessation association or consumer ——— don't be friends with a smoking woman unless you're willing to kiss an ashtray! ”

A typewriter advertisement——— don't know each other if you don't type! ”

An opticians advertise ———The eyes are the windows to the soul, and in order to protect your mind, please install glass on your windows. ”

A perfume company advertised ——— our new product was extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so it came with a self-defense textbook on the bottle. ”

A non-smoking advertisement in a public place——— so that there are no holes in the carpet and so that there are no holes in your lungs, please do not smoke. ”

A highway traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, drive straight without braking." ”

A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his hope is the heroine described in this **!" ”

A car showroom advertises ——— always have your driver's license expire before you do. ”

A traffic safety advertisement——— Remember that God is not perfect, and the car has spare parts for the car, but people don't. "Closed Sakura.

A cosmetics advertisement ——— get 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. ”

A washing machine advertisement——— idle wife and good mother! ”

A sour juice drink advertisement ——— a small sour, sweet and sweet. ”

A printing company's advertising ——— print everything except banknotes. ”

A flower shop advertised ——— the lowest price of roses in our store today, and you can even buy a few for your wife. ”

The barber shop in the English countryside erected a wooden sign at the head of the bridge that read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads." ”

Job advertisement: A newspaper in the United States published such an advertisement: "Recruit female secretary: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, work like a donkey!" ”

There is an advertisement in the advertising board of a newspaper in the United Kingdom: "This dentist is in urgent need of a female secretary and receptionist, please contact **." If there is no answer, the position remains vacant. ”

Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain factory has responded to some families who have quarreled over trivial matters by smashing dishes and declaring in an advertisement that promotes products: "For the harmony of your family, throw hard!" Don't let a small mistake be a big one. ”

The restaurant advertised: "Please come here to eat, or you and I will starve!" ”

Warning Advertisement: An advertisement at the entrance to an unmanned ticketed tube station in London, England: "If you travel without a ticket, we guarantee to drop you off at the final destination, the London Magistrate's House, free of charge."

Beauty salon advertisement: A beauty salon in the United States hangs a billboard: "Please don't flirt with a woman who has just walked out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother." socks".

Advertisement: A French language course in Italy advertises that "if you don't like the course after a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your fee, but you must speak it in French." ”

Cosmetics advertisement: An advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get 'spots' as soon as possible, don't leave 'acne'." ”

Eye drops advertisement: "....After applying this eye drop, turn your eye a few times to make the eye drop spread all over the world. ”

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland that reads: "This is the Eternal Rest, it is Hemisey McTevisey."

His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, Liang Pen, a vegetable shop off Highway 11 that was open until 8 p.m. every day. "Barbershop advertisement: a certain barbershop.

On the wall, there is an advertisement that reads: "Don't think you've lost your hair, think you've earned face." ”(

Parrot advertisement: A store in France has an advertisement next to a price tag for a parrot cage for sale with a price tag of 500 francs: "If you don't believe it, see if it's worth 500 francs?" ”

Perfume advertisement: A French perfume manufacturing company promotes a new product with the slogan: "Our new product is so attractive to the opposite sex that we will come with a copy of the self-defense textbook with the bottle."

Glue advertisement: A tourist store in Hong Kong uses a "powerful all-purpose glue" to glue a gold coin worth 1,000 yuan to the wall, with the slogan: "Whoever can peel it off with his finger will own the gold coin."

Travel Advertisement: The billboard of the Swiss Travel Company reads: "Don't go to the Alps soon, the mountain will be gone in 6,000 years".

A Dutch travel agency ran an advertisement: "Fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon!" The local night is 24 hours long.

Reward advertisement: The advertisement of the German "Mercedes-Benz" car is: If anyone can find that the "Mercedes-Benz" brand car is suddenly forced to break down, the company is willing to donate 10,000 yuan.

A beauty salon hangs a billboard:

Please don't flirt with a woman who has just walked out of our hospital, she may be your genus.

Kidney Bao: He's good, and I'm good (too connotative).

Pawnshop: Well deserved.

Li Ning: In the circle of friends, everything is possible.

Dumpling bai shop: "All-encompassing!" du

Lime Factory: "From scratch!" ”dao

When the inner bunk: "Deserved."

Ashamed! Hat Company: "Hats to accommodate people!" ”

Barbershop: "A dime!" ”

Traffic safety: "Remember, God is not perfect, he has spare parts for cars, and people don't. ”

Cosmetics: "Get 'spots' as soon as possible, don't leave 'acne'." ”

Washing machine: "Idle wife and good mother!" ”

Sour drink: "Don't be sour, gather sweet." ”

Pharmacy: "Ask for yourself!" ”