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When the mandarin ducks hugged each other, the ducks watched the excitement on the sidelines.

The crowd looked for him, and suddenly looked back, but the man was at the door, the commissary.

It's hard to say goodbye when you meet, and the whole family is brain-dead.

Ask what the world is like, and teach people to vomit when they eat.

Brother Zeng is divorced, and his ex-wife Li Yuchun.

The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and she still sings nunchucks across the river.

What's the long goodbye to the round, I will Tianma Meteor Fist.

The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and I love King Adi all my life.

Gently I walked away As I came softly I shook the sack Without taking away a cabbage with my left hand to the stove, there was a pot on the stove, and there was water in the pot, and the water was poisonous.

I hated the village girl for a long time, and I didn't know how to turn into it.

Stallone walked Huayin County at night, and Lu Tizhi punched Chen Guanxi.

Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall and was dry, and the white lady was full of Jinshan words.

Laughter is one of the most used expressions in people's daily life, a person with a sad face and a worried face shows that life is unhappy, a person with a serious and stiff face is often a clear unwillingness to be kind to others, such a behavior and attitude can not only not deal with distress, but also can not establish good interpersonal relationships, so if you make good use of laughter, you will be the most popular. I've got you covered, so let's relax.

Chapter 1 This week is a test day, Thursday morning a test to the school, we came to the field with a nervous mood, the first test began, the test is Chinese and English, the afternoon test is science, tomorrow is mathematics and scum, and then the teacher will send the test paper down, I paper, some will, some will not, time tick to tick, the end of the exam is also close, an exam will pass, we have to sit in the class at night to review, prepare for the next day's test, Friday, This day is a happy day, the evening test can go home, everyone is waiting to go home with a full heart, the last two tests began, mathematics I passed the test, the last subject test, I was very shy, in front of the students tore up the test papers, really shouldn't be.

Chapter 2 Sure enough, we found the two hens by the river, and they were cooing and looking for a nest.

Grandpa quietly approached the hen with the cardboard box, then put the cardboard box on the ground and hid behind the box himself. The two hens cautiously walked towards the box, and saw that they were about to enter the nest, when the father couldn't wait, and stood up to drive the chickens into the nest as soon as possible, and an incredible scene happened: the two hens fluttered their short wings and flew over the river more than ten meters wide.

I only heard my mother exclaim on the other side of the river: "What a chicken god!" The two hens quickly burrowed into the grass and hid.

Fortunately, grandma saw it and ran over and grabbed one with one hand.

Chapter 3 I was born in a very poor family, I remember when I was a child, my father's survival was very boring, and he could only count money all day long, and so was Mama, who was sweeping money all day long; My family lives in the mountains, and every time I go out to buy tools, I am commensurate with poverty, driving a Porsche for 5 hours, and driving a gallop for 4 hours; Although there is *** at home, it is difficult to find a parking spot when the lead is rotten over there, which is commensurate and inconvenient; I would occasionally go shopping, and my dad was afraid that I would be kidnapped, so there were more than 20 guards with him to cover me, and everyone was scared away when they saw me, thinking that I had been ostracized since I was a child. Since the family is in the mountains, it is very cold every winter, and my father also said that it is very poor to go out to buy tools, so there is no stove in winter. There is no quilt locust beam leakage.

I can only accompany my dad every day to burn money for warmth. And when I go to bed, I can only sleep with money***I definitely have the warmth of the pound***

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Today, February 30th, Monday, sunny. I am sad that the sun does not come out today! The goldfish that Dad bought back drowned one!

Teacher's comments; I'm also sad that I haven't met a February with a thirtieth in my age. I have never seen a sunny day without the sun, let alone a drowning goldfish.

A primary school student wrote a diary, writing: The cockscomb (egg) flowers at home are verdant, and the peony flowers (mother eggs) are lush (heavy fish and fish).

There was a man who was fishing and caught a squid, and the squid said to the man, 'Let me go, don't roast me and eat it!' The man said to the squid

Okay, so I'm going to test you a few questions, and the squid happily said, 'Okay, you can take the test!' Take the test!

As a result, the man grilled the squid.

A Student's Diary Ah, today is a serious day! I just went to wash the toilet with my classmates, and although I really wanted to drink it, I thought about it for a while and thought that I should wash the toilet with my classmates seriously, but in the end I secretly drank it. Even though everyone wanted to drink it, we persevered in the end.

Drink (rest).

Today is the last day of 2012, tomorrow, we will usher in the New Year's Day of 2013, we will cross an old period, usher in a new period, a new beginning. Each of us continues to grow up with time, and there are still many unknown things waiting to happen, which also means that many things are coming to an end.

This is also a step forward for our dreams. Because each of us has our own dreams, as time goes by, we get closer and closer to our dreams, and one day, we will realize our dreams, and each of us is looking forward to that day, when that day comes, it is the happiest moment of our lives.

Let's continue to fly forward with this happy dream and welcome the arrival of the new year!

Today, after dinner, I went out with my dad to walk the road, and when we were talking about happiness, it seemed that the birds in the sky were also happy, and suddenly pulled a bunch of down, and it landed on my dad's head, and as soon as I saw it, I immediately pulled my dad home and asked him to wash off the bird droppings.

Dad thought it would be okay to wash the bird droppings on his head, but Grandma came over and said, "Why is it okay, not only do you have to wash the bird droppings on your head, but you also have to go to the houses of seven neighbors with different surnames to ask for a little tea." After you want to be full, put it in a cup to make tea and drink it, so that it will be fine. ”

After listening to my grandmother's words, my father and I took the cup to the neighbor's house of seven families with different surnames to ask for tea. We first came to Uncle Shi's house, and my father asked, "Uncle Shi, do you have a tea in your house?"

At this time, the uncle asked, "What do you want tea for?" "Dad said

I accidentally pulled bird poop on my head, so I asked for tea from seven neighbors with different surnames. At this time, Uncle Shi learned the truth of the matter. Next, we went to Uncle Zhou's house, Uncle Wang's house and Aunt Zhang's house to ......After asking for all the tea leaves of the seven families, Dad made a cup of tea and drank it, so that it would be fine.

The fact that a small pile of bird poop still contains such an interesting story really gave me a lot of knowledge!