Who can give a funny and short essay!

The shortest essay.

On this day, the teacher asked the students to write their impressions after watching three episodes of a teenage TV series at home at night. Xiao Ming didn't watch the TV series, and the next day, he wrote a two-word essay: "Power outage!" ”

The teacher saw it, said that he lied, it was impossible to cut out the power, and asked him to write another article after watching the second episode in the evening. Xiao Ming still didn't read it, and wrote a five-character essay: "The TV is broken."

Upstairs is so lacking in virtue

I was born into a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was very boring, I could only count money all day long, my mother was too, I was sweeping money all day long, my family lived in the mountains, every time I wanted to go out to buy something, it was quite troublesome, it took 5 hours to drive a Mercedes-Benz, and it took 4 hours to drive a Porsche. I would occasionally go shopping, and my parents were afraid that I would be kidnapped, so I was protected by more than 20 bodyguards, and everyone was scared away when they saw me, so I was ostracized from ...... since I was a child

Because the house is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every time it is winter, and my father also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no stove and no cotton cloth ...... in winterI can only accompany my parents to burn money for heating every day, and when I sleep, I can only sleep with money. (I think the pound is warmer).

I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I didn't rush out of the room, so I peed my pants. So, my dad put a little sheep in my room and asked me to rush out of the room of 1000 pings within 10 minutes, cross the corridor of five kilometers, and reach the toilet of 800 pings (I often get lost in the corridor); Dad asked someone to build 20 broken rooms with 250 pyeong toilets in 600 pyeong, and said, "If you get wet in the future, you can change the room directly."

If the room is not enough or too small, tell Dad that Dad is asking someone to build a few more rooms, our life is very hard, you have to endure it! "Now that I think about it, Dad is such a kind person!!

I still remember one time, the house was burglarized, because he used explosives to blow up my father's safe, causing the gold coins in it to keep rolling out, and as a result, the thief was crushed to death, I think the thief is so pitiful - it hurts to crush people to death!! He wasn't as lucky as the thief who had been smothered by the banknotes before. My mother also often told me that our family life was very hard, and I had to learn to endure hardships and ......So I have developed a good habit of bearing hardships and standing hard work since I was a child.

In the future, my wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, so that I can eat all the money in my family and avenge those poor thieves.

Sunday is Sunday, although yesterday we went to Ocean Park until 11:00 p.m., but today we got up early in the morning and went to Victoria Peak next to Ocean Park to pick fruits, because grandma and grandpa live in Victoria Peak. When we arrived at the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and started to climb the mountain, and we reached the top of the mountain in about 1 minute.

The air at the top of the hill was nice and grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow......Grandpa's orchard is so big, with many fruit trees, including watermelon trees, strawberry trees, pineapple trees, ......Because I was too young to climb the tree, my grandfather climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to my father, who picked it up with one hand!

The orchard also has a lot of fruits that grow on the ground, like apples, pears, coconuts, and ......Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them off by hand, removed the seeds, and gave them to everyone to eat. The coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. My cousin also threw me in the face with a coconut and died of pain!

After eating the fruit feast, we went to the Himalayas next to the Taiping Mountain to play, and heard from the teacher that the Himalayas are the highest mountains in the world.

Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us, I climbed and climbed with my cousin, and it took me about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain, and I died of heat.

Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in the hot springs. What a cool hot spring, the Himalayas are such a great place.

Later, my cousin asked me if I had any money, and he saw McDonald's selling near the top of the mountain. Dead cousin, borrow money from me every time!

When we were still buying, we heard my mother shouting for us to go home in Taiping Mountain, so we had to reluctantly go to Taiping Mountain and Himalayas, which is really a fun place, and I will ask my father and mother to take us to play in the future.

Dad said that if I came first in this exam, this Sunday, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing, and Nanjing to play, and I wanted to go to Xijing the most, because my cousin lives in Xijing.

She said that in fact, the textbooks are deceitful, Xijing has a mountain higher than the Himalayas, about 3 minutes to climb, there is a large night market and children's paradise on it, and there is a clear stream.

I'm going to have to work hard and ask my dad to take me to these places.

The red wolf rushed to the sky and slowly took it, not afraid of the wind and rain, and the wife waved the whip, grabbed the wife and went home, singing a love song! I'm so happy!

Composition: Once upon a time, there was a man who thought he was funny, so he became the king of comedy.