What delicate nonsense have you heard? 30 funny nonsense literature

For example, I often hear that as long as you keep working hard, you will definitely succeed, in fact I think hard work is definitely needed, but at the same time you should also find the right direction, if the direction of the effort is wrong, then you will never succeed.

Leader: You must remember that I am good to you. My God, you are good to me, my salary is in exchange for my own labor, even if I am promoted because of my outstanding work, why remember the leader, the key is that there is no way to refute this.

The most speechless sentence I've ever heard is "You've changed", which was said when my boyfriend broke up with me, I really want to say that you haven't changed, I'm embarrassed to talk about others every day, it's really interesting, if you haven't changed to break up with me.

There is a lyric in Adu's "It's Dark", "When I close my eyes, it's dark", and I want to ask who closes their eyes and it's not dark. There is also "Song of the Five Rings" "Ah, ah, five rings, you have one more ring than the four rings", everyone who knows how to count knows that five is more than four.

The most disgusting thing I've ever heard is, I just speak so straight, don't you mind. I really want to use that sentence to scare you to death, oh, it hurts so much when I hit someone, don't you mind. Apologize if you feel that what you said is wrong, and add this sentence to prove that you didn't do anything wrong, really.

One morning, when I was shopping for food in a restaurant, I drank a cup of porridge in the morning, and after I packed it in a bag, the boss asked me if I wanted a straw? You said I don't want to drink it with my hands with a straw, the boss really asked this sentence at a good level, and he laughed after speaking.

According to scientific research, freshly boiled water cannot be drunk directly, the reason is that it is too hot", I really took it, who in the world does not know that boiling water can not be drunk? also told us in a serious way that it was really a cold joke.

The last time I borrowed money from a friend, I said thank you when I paid her back, and she said don't thank you directly, why am I embarrassed to accept the money after thanking, and I'm really a straight girl. Thank you is really the most useless nonsense now, but it's not okay not to say it.

When commenting on an article, you can often see things such as clear thinking, tight logic, smooth writing, sufficient content, and wonderful words. What does it mean to be clear-minded? You just can't go off-topic.

Everything he said is reasonable, but it's all nonsense.

Some of the very common words in the company, obviously saying that they don't like here, but still continue to work here, similar words are quite nonsense, at this time, there is a person who said, "If you don't like it, get out, there is a lot of nonsense, and if you don't like it, you don't want to stay".

Defend your rights in accordance with legal procedures. I think this sentence is very delicate and nonsense, of course I know that I have to go through the legal process to defend my rights. When I ask you for help, you tell me this, and it feels hilarious.

I think the most exquisite nonsense is every book by Guo Jingming.

Going to bed early and waking up early is good for your health.

Learning is important. Drink plenty of hot water.

And so on and so forth.

It's that those chicken soups for the soul are each very exquisite, but who can do it, they all understand the truth, and what is the difference between not being able to do it and talking nonsense.

When no one was talking to me before, I did talk a lot of nonsense, and I didn't feel like it was useful at all.

One day, when the four Tang monks and apprentices passed by the "Bhikshu Country", they found that the name engraved on the gate of the city had been changed to "Children's City".

Tang Seng felt very strange, so he casually found an old man and asked: "This old man, may I ask why this bhikshu country is not called the bhikshu country, but has been changed to a children's city?" ”

Old man: "It's true that this is the country of bhikshus, but the name has been changed to Xiaoer's City, so it is not called the country of bhikshus." ”

Tang Seng nodded and said, "The old man is reasonable!" ”

The above story is a typical nonsense Q&A, I haven't found it before, and it feels interesting after being picked up by netizens, "Journey to the West" is worthy of being the origin of nonsense literature!

Nonsense is not necessarily nonsense sometimes, but it is also a good weapon to resolve embarrassment.

For example, relatives and friends ask you: "You are 30 years old, why are you still single and have no partner?" ”

Here's what you can do: "Yes, but whoever has a partner is not single anymore!" ”

Another example is when a relative asks you: "I heard that someone in your village has a salary of more than 10,000 yuan, and you have worked for so many years, how much is your salary now?" ”

You can answer, "Ah, he's amazing, five thousand more than five thousand!" ”

Even when arguing, you can hit back with nonsense, such as "You're so good at arguing, you can't do it next time!" ”

30 funny nonsense literature

1.That's the case, but it depends on the situation.

2.A piece of advice for you: Don't give advice to others.

3.Every time I don't know what to say, I don't know what to say.

4.Don't say it, you really don't say it.

5.It's a bit complicated, and I'll cut it short, it's a long story.

6.I know you have good intentions, but don't set out yet.

7.There is an old Chinese saying that says it well.

8.Today's young people are really young compared to the older generation.

9.As far as I know, I don't know anything.

10.If you want to say that, you can't say that.

11.I suddenly saw this sentence, and I suddenly saw this sentence.

12.But if there is some truth in what you say, it will not be without any truth at all.

13.I hadn't found out before, and when I did, I did.

14.But if you have some ability, you will not have no ability at all.

15.After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

16.Whoever can say such a thing will surely be able to say such a thing.

17.People who haven't slept at night shouldn't have slept yet.

18.Do you know why I'm so poor? Because there is no money.

19.As soon as I walked on my front foot, my back foot followed.

20.If he wasn't ugly, he would be good-looking.

21.First this is the same and then that, and then that, and that, and that.

22.Hope the next time I see you is next time.

23.Abnormal weather can make the weather abnormal.

24.You must be very skinny when you lose weight.

25.I've been working as a waiter for a few years, and when a guest comes to eat, I know what to eat.

26.It was before, and now is now.

27.If you really want to say that, I have nothing to say.

28.The reason why I have nothing to do is because I have nothing to do.

29.If you don't want to talk now, then don't talk.

30.Someone likes it, it's like someone likes me.

Life is about the process and the happiness of the process. As the saying goes: "The sun rises in the East Sea and sets in the West Mountain, and there is a day of sorrow and a day of happiness." "Since there is no return in the process, then it is time to spend every day in the process in happiness.

A bean of coffee, quiet and quiet, quietly rests at the bottom of the pot, and is willing to be lonely and lonely, and then waits for the boiling living water to rinse, wrap, swallow, and even destroy it. But he was not afraid at all, not timid, as if he was in the original process of fate that could not be escaped. With a calm, tolerant and tolerant heart, you see, at this time it is bravely blending with the boiling sound water.

In a person's life, everyone will encounter sorrows, and if nothing else, worry about the country and the people. But if you don't solve any problems, you still let all the clouds of sorrow disperse with the wind, and your happy life will be better every day. I firmly believe that happiness is not about getting more things, but about thinking less about things.

The poor have the pleasures of the poor, and the rich have the worries. It's better to have a car than to have fun; The width of the house is not as wide as the heart.

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Coming out of the yoga studio, running on the treadmill for a while, I accidentally caught a glimpse of a middle-aged woman with short hair and glasses who practiced yoga together, came to the rest area after taking a shower from the bathroom, and immediately a middle-aged uncle sitting there took the things in her hand with one hand and handed her a glass of water with the other.

At first glance, this is a middle-aged couple, and the husband helps his wife pull her messy hair back while watching her drink water. After taking the water cup handed back by his wife, the two walked out with their things in tow.

I walked ahead of them both, listening to them whisper softly. When the wife talked about how she felt when she was practicing yoga, the husband listened attentively and responded from time to time.

That day happened to be a big market in the town, and the people who came and went on the road were often people who came to the market in the village near Zuo. It doesn't matter if other people go or go back, the sunspot head is lying on the two front legs, just rolling his eyes and glancing, ignoring anyone, but when Uncle Wang from the neighboring village came back from the market, I don't know if his broken bicycle is too noisy, or he doesn't look like a good person in the eyes of the sunspot, anyway, just as he passed by, the sunspot jumped up and rushed at him, so frightened that he fell to the ground, the vegetables he just bought were scattered on the ground, his arm was broken, and his ankle was bitten by the dog with four deep tooth marks, and blood oozed out of one place.

In the evening, when my father got off work, my mother bought some supplements for my father to visit. When my father came back after dinner, my mother asked him why he was still eating at his house. Because of the proximity, I knew that Uncle Wang's wife had run away, and he was living with a six-year-old son at home, and life was very tight.