10 or more jokes, 10 jokes

One day, a young lady went to buy meatballs.

Miss: Boss, I want two small ones to take away!

Since the business was good, after a while, the boss was afraid that there would be a mistake in the busyness, so he asked before getting out of the pot

Miss, are your two small?

The young lady blushed and replied hatefully: Boss, your two are small!

2. There are three young ladies who go to the breakfast shop to buy breakfast.

The first one said to the boss: Boss, I want an omelette, but I don't want the yolk. The boss fried an egg.

The second one also said to the boss: Boss, I want an omelette, but not egg whites. The boss did the same, but was already a little impatient.

When it was the third turn, the boss asked him unceremoniously, "What about you?" What don't you want for your eggs? The third one was a little timid and said, "Me." Mine don't want eggshells. 3. Buy underwear.

One day a gentleman went to help his wife buy underwear, because he had never bought underwear for his wife, so he didn't know which size to buy!

After arguing with the clerk for a long time, the clerk had to describe it as fruit!

Clerk: Papaya?! Sir: No! no！

Clerk: Apple?! Sir: No, no, no!

Clerk: Lotus Mist?! Mister: Smaller!

Clerk: Eggs?! The gentleman was happy and said, "Yes!" Right! Right!

When the clerk turned around to get the underwear after understanding, the one suddenly shouted: Miss, wait a minute! It's fried.

4. Dream relics. In the bookstore, suddenly Ah Zhu's eyes lit up, and he saw a book called Dream Left on the Grassland Alas! It's amazing that the Dream Relic will fall to the ground!

Hurriedly called Ah Hua to come and see, Ah Hua also opened it excitedly to take a closer look, and they suddenly found that the directory read:

Dreams, left behind on the prairie. 」

Ah Zhu was greatly disappointed, and said very unhappily: In the future, I will publish a book so that the moon will always hang in the sky

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”

Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”

Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”

Wolf: "You know him?" ”

Pig B: "Hmm! ”

Wolf: "Who is he?" ”

Pig B: "Yes. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".

Wolf: "How do I know?" ”

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "It's me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".

Wolf: "Oh my God! ”

Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad! ”

Wolf: "What, your father?" ”

Pig B: "No! ”

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Why? ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What is it?" ”

Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig A: "Who am I?" ”

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." ”

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