Give me 10 super hilarious jokes cold ones are fine .

Baby: "Mom, can you give me 20 yuan?" ”

Mother: "Go, go, no." ”

Baby: "Mom, if you give me money, I'll tell you: what did Dad say to the maid when you went to the beauty salon." ”

Mom: "Okay, take it!" What did he say? ”

Baby: "He said, 'Xiao Wang, help me iron this shirt.'"

A spider has 8 legs and suddenly falls from the sky with only 7 legs. Why?

Answer: Because the spider put one foot on his chest and said"Scared the hell out of me! "

A deeply hidden star joker: Meng Hetang tells cold jokes, and the classic ending is too funny.

1.Xiao Ming said Ah Kang, ask you "There was a shark that ate a mung bean, and what did it become"?Akon said I don't know, what is the answer? Xiao Ming said hey! Hey! The answer is "mung bean paste (mung bean shark)", you're stupid!

2.The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution? The classmate replied that he would make the lunch box blue.

3.There was a man who had a bad stomach when he sold oranges. One day, he came to the stomach hospital to see a doctor, and said to the doctor: "I eat what I pull, eat watermelon and watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber!" The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think you only have to eat!" ”

4.On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?" The little girl said, "I know, because the stars will 'shine'!" ”

5.There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he had pulled them out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" ”

6.Q What do the chieftains of African cannibals eat? Ah, a-man! Q One day, the chief was sick and the doctor told him to go vegetarian, so what did he eat? A eats plant people!

7.There were two sausages in the fridge, and after a long time, one shook with the sausage, wow! It's so cold!The other sausage was very surprised and said, Huh? How can you talk if you're a sausage?

8.One day, there was a stag that ran faster and faster, and at the end of the run, it became a high-speed stag.

9.One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountains to pick fruits, and she announced, "Children, after picking fruits, we will wash them together, and we can eat them together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit. When the meeting time came, all the children gathered. Teacher:

Xiaohua, what did you pick? Xiaohua: "I'm washing apples because I picked apples."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?" "Xiaomei:

I'm washing tomatoes because I picked them. Teacher: "The children are great!"

What about you, Amin? Amin: "I'm washing my shoes because I'm stepping on poop."

10.The teacher asked Xiao Ming questions in class, but Xiao Ming stood up but didn't say a word. Teacher Xiao Ming? Teacher Xiao Ming? Teacher Xiao Ming? What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? What a squeak! Xiao Ming squeaked

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