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Christmas is just around the corner

Please accept my deep blessings to you

Good luck wishes:

St. You and your friends and family are fast.

Merry Christmas !! Happy.

May all your dreams come true in this moment! ║

Good luck in 2007.

365 days a day, 8760 hours of happiness, 525600 minutes of health, 3153600 seconds of happiness.

Day: Give you warmth;

Month: Give you warmth;

Star: Gives you romance;

Wind: refreshes you;

Rain: Moisturize you;

Snow: Gives you perfection;

Frost, give you flawlessness;

Ice, give you crystal;

Me: Bless you;

Send a beauty to make you laugh, send a blessing to make you proud, send a happy to make you not old, send a dream to let you be free, send a true love and don't reciprocate, and then send you peace to be reliable, I wish you a happy new year!

Happy New Year

I heard you're pregnant.

The ultrasound examination said that it was an egg, and I wish you a happy egg in advance!

1 One of the questions that has been baffling me these days is, why should everyone wish you a Merry Christmas when you are not a chicken?

2 Do you know whose holiday Christmas is? I don't know, it's your holiday, it's Christmas! A sucker.

3 On the night of the 24th, boil two eggs, and I will eat one, and I will give you a Christmas, and I wish you a happy holiday.

Chinese version: Merry Christmas! Jiangxi Edition:

Eggs are falling! Min Nanyu: The heart is naked!

English version: Death to Hapikra! Russian version:

Buy a radish and cut it, cut it, and stew it! Korean version: Empty wow, sa wow, crying to death Mita Japanese version:

Pots you have to wash wow, bowls you have to wash wow, pots and pans you have to wash wow, ** people are always happy, I wish you all a Merry Christmas in advance!!

What is a chicken called when it lays an egg? "Eggs".

What is that egg called when it fell into the tea leaves? "Tea eggs".

What's the name of that egg that fell into your dad's purse again? "Poached eggs".

There was a chicken that laid three eggs and took two of them, what is the name of the remaining one? "(Christmas) leftovers".

Merry Christmas to you!!

On this Christmas once a year, please God give me courage and strength, and I must say those three words to you: You --- --- beautiful!

Chinese version: Merry Christmas! Jiangxi version: Eggs are falling fast! Min Nanyu: The heart is naked! English version: Death to Hapikra! Russian version: Buy a radish and cut it, cut it and stew it! Korean version: Empty wow.

Sprinkle wow and cry to death Mita.

Japanese version: You have to wash the pot.

You've got to wash the bowls.

You have to wash the basin.

Pots and pans, you have to wash wow, ** people are always happy, children twisted hairs, throbbing fork creek Chang Lou, I wish everyone a Merry Christmas in advance!!

I've heard that you lay eggs on Christmas Day, is that true? , I said not necessarily fake, true. So, let me wish you a Merry Christmas in advance!

A few days after laying eggs, you will have to confinement for a full moon! Therefore, I also want to mention the money (before) to wish you a happy round egg (New Year's Day)!

Hello, dear female ticket passengers! There is a lady complaining that you jj is small, few tricks, slow movements, old technology, after investigation, the situation is true, the female ticket female chang association decided to cut off your jj, I wish you a happy leftover egg festival in advance, and send it to your most iron brother after reading it.

Santa Claus has been busy because he wants to deliver gifts from house to house. One day he arrived in a small village with only eight families, and for the sake of simplicity, he was going to send sugar to them, which is the origin of the sugar delivery to the eight families!