Humorous sentences that praise a man s big belly, humorous sentences that praise a man s fatness

1.At noon, I bought a drink at the supermarket, and the boss said to my five- or six-year-old son, Tongtong, you are growing up, and your brother will be able to wear your pants, so you don't need to buy them. Who knows, the little guy jumped out and said, I won't give it to me, I want to leave it for my son to wear, who makes money now, it's easy.

My sister's drinks were all laughing and ......Doll, how precocious and realistic you are......

2.Hungry crowds clamored downstairs for food.

3.For so many years, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face.

4.I didn't eat at noon, and by the afternoon I was already hungry.

5.I'm so hungry and I want to eat egg fried rice, but my brother is watching the running man.

Unwilling to help me fry.

6.I didn't want to eat, I ate a lot of jujube cakes, and I wanted to vomit sweetly. I'm getting less tolerant of sweetness. I'm so hungry.

7.There are no people who are born who are afraid of death, and those who are afraid of death are not born, so no one should pretend!

8.The early morning walk had already made us hungry, and we all gobbled up an early breakfast.

9.In a foodie world, there is no calorie or not, only good and bad.

10.The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold, so ask him to come back and bring me a box of white and black.

He brought me a pack of Oreos.

11.The hungry boy ate almost his own meal.

The prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and your belly can support the elephant.

The prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and your belly can support the elephant.

1. I was going to lose weight this year and turn into a lightning bolt to blind your eyes, but I didn't want to be fat and become a nut wall and block your vision.

2, the song of youth of the fat child is really a meat bun adventure.

3. Those who say I don't need to ** are bad people.

4. The fat man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than the Himalayas.

5. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be estimated for a lifetime.

6. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

7. Many people understand "being generous" as "being a man with a big belly".

8. Thanks to the fact that I am a fat person, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

9, I think we should all act in a movie, called "Those Years, We Girls Who Can't Lose Weight" ......

10. Every big ** at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

11. What's wrong with the fat man? Fat people also have personality drops!

12. If you don't stop eating now, you will gain 10 pounds tomorrow.

13. At such a small distance, I will be able to roll over it soon.

14. You have such a hearty breakfast, why **?

15. You go first, and I'll take care of the rest!

16. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you're thin.

17. If you don't have the determination to get fat, don't eat reluctantly.

18. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

19. Classmate, I'm sorry, your face squeezed me.

20, one hundred and six is coming, will one hundred and eight be far away?

21. If you're hungry, go look in the mirror, dead fat woman!

22. Don't look at me as a man, but the cup blows you up.

23. Take the path of the fat man and let others go!

24. Is it painful for you? This is the weight of life.

25. Aren't you **? How do you still eat meat?

26. As soon as the fat man is **, God laughs.

27. The fifth floor can't bear me, so I can only live on the first floor.

28. Don't swim! You'll get fatter and fatter the more you swim!

29. As soon as the fat man is **, God laughs!

30. Study hard and want to be fat every day!

31. Women never have a standard of thinness, and when they see people say they are fat, they just have to be fat.

Your body is so great!

Your earth-shattering footsteps and towering silhouette are terrifying.

1. Husband, he is the "bad man" who is afraid that you will not bring enough food from work, and quietly adds vegetables to the lunch box.

2. Husband, is the "stupid man" who dumps the leftover rice in the bowl into his bowl like garbage, and he still eats happily like a pig.

3, husband, is the "stingy man" who quarrels and ignores you during the day, makes a lot of trouble, and kicks the corner for you in the middle of the night.

4. Husband, he is the "stupid man" who only has 300 oceans left in his wallet, but he tries his best to persuade you to buy a dress that you fancy for 700 oceans, and help you swipe your card and you can't care about buying a tie.

5. Husband, you are the "lovely man" who is lazy and coquettish with him, asking him to pour water and wash your feet for you, knowing that he is still happy

6. Husband, when your "old friend" came, he silently soaked brown sugar water for you, and when he helped you buy sanitary napkins, he was afraid of being seen by acquaintances, so he hurriedly grabbed the wrong thing and jumped back to be scolded.

7. My husband is the "escort man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping, go home with you, and cross the street and hold your little hand tightly.

8. My husband is the "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and uses his arms to shield you from the wind and rain.

9. Women, remember: husband is the man who doesn't let you suffer.

10. Husband, is the man who makes you have him and disdain to look at other men.

11, husband, is the man who has always been stingy and is willing to spend money on him without heartache.