What are the humorous expressions that describe your appearance and how ugly you look?

A humorous expression to describe being ugly:1. You, you didn't do anything wrong! Darwin's theory of evolution is to blame!

2. You were kissed by a pig when you were a child, right?

3. You are very patriotic, dedicated and backbone.

4. Brother, if Mr. Zhu Guangqian saw you, he would definitely give up aesthetic research!

5, you, from a distance, you are a beautiful girl, and up close, you are a Jurassic dinosaur!

6. It's not easy to grow like this, absorbing a lot of cosmic rays, right? You can see it!

As follows:

1. You, you didn't do anything wrong! Darwin's theory of evolution is to blame!

2. Your appearance breaks through human imagination!

3. You're a long violator!

4. You look very Harley (comet name, it's enough to watch it once in a lifetime).

5. Big brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

6. You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

7. Your facial features are too poor in organizational discipline!

8. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is the most beautiful, and the other is like you.

9. Frankly speaking, you are very poor.

10. You look good and have the taste of Western food.

11, I said that you are handsome, I am really sorry for the conscience of heaven and earth.

Words to describe what looks like.

1: Fresh eyebrows and bright eyes - still clear eyebrows. It means to be beautiful.

2: Picturesque eyebrows – refers to a good and beautiful appearance.

3: Sit still – as clear and transparent as ice, white and flawless as jade. It is a metaphor for the innocence of human conduct (mostly used for women).

4: Chu Chu Lovely - refers to the delicate posture and makes people comfortable.

5: Graceful – Refers to a soft and beautiful posture.

6: Beautiful as a flower – A woman is beautiful in appearance, like a blooming flower, delicate and delicate.

7: Shaoyan and childish teeth – refers to being young and good-looking.

8: Out of the dust - mostly used to refer to a person with a good temperament, good looks, a fairy, or something, refers to more women.

9: Alluring the country and the city - originally referred to the death of the country because of women. The latter mostly refers to the extreme beauty of women.

10: Pretty Celestial – Pretty Celestial is used to refer to a person who is beautiful, like a fairy in the sky.

11: Glamorous – Somehow it means that a woman is very beautiful and no one can compare with her.

12: People love people - It means that people are ugly and hateful, and everyone will love them when they see them.

13: Fengzi - Fengzi: Fengzi, Fengzi. Nickname: Feminine. Appearance. It refers to a woman's soft body and elegant expression. Same as "Abundance of Gods".

<>1. Down-and-out and generous: Describe speech and behavior as natural and generous, and uninhibited.

2. Polite and polite: refers to people who look gentle and elegant, have temperament and have a late group education.

3. Like a flower and a jade: as beautiful as a flower and jade, describing a woman's outstanding appearance.

4. Clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes: Describe the person's appearance is delicate and handsome.

5. Slim and elegant: describe a woman with a beautiful figure or a tall and colorful body such as flowers and trees.

6. Approachable: amiable, no shelves, making people easy to approach.

7. Informal: It refers to treating people without sticking to small things.

8. Colorful: Describe the woman's soft posture.

9. Yushu Linfeng: Describe people as chic and beautiful as Yushu.

10. Qiyu Xuanang: Describe people with energy and extraordinary demeanor.

1, full of spring breeze, full of red light, radiant, self-contained2, bright, pleasant, amiable, refreshed, calm 3, calm, calm, concentrated, engrossed, eyes blazing4, vivid, full of spirit, leisurely, respectful, happy eyebrows 5, elated, can't help laughing, dumb smile, smile, talk and laugh 6, smile, smile, restless, lost 7, laughing, laughing, Stunned, creepy, sad, listless8, Suspicious, Laughing, Interested, Laughing9, Angry, Angry, Confused, Absent-minded10, Confused, Depressed, Breathless, Angry11, Tearful, Fussed, Shocked, Confused, Angry11, Tearful, Fussed, Shocked, Confused, Calm12, Angry, Crying crying or laughing, panicking, panicking14, talking harshly, meditating, getting carried away, triumphant, frightened15, panicked, worried, listless, holding head high, eyebrows dancing16, dumbfounded, sad, smiling, silent, ecstasy17, looking at each other, dejected, sad, trance, cold eyebrows18, head held high, panicked, careless, hippie smiley, eyes like a pool19, angry, depressed, listless, dumbfounded, white and tender20, calm, half-convinced, talking to himself, muttering, as if nothing happened21, angry, muttering, stammering, honestly afraid, red-faced22, cramped, gloating, lost, thoughtful, flattered23, suspicious, complacent, distracted, hesitant, hesitant, sharp-eyed24, tiger-headed, clear-eyed, full of silver hair.

Tall and mighty, majestic, dignified, handsome and chic.

2. Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving. (Author: Li Bai) 3, the beauty rolled the bead curtain, sat deep and frowned, but when she saw the tears wet, she didn't know who she hated. (Author: Li Bai) 4, fluttering like a shock, graceful like a dragon. (Author: Cao Zhi).

5. Hibiscus is not as good as beauty makeup, and the water hall is fragrant. (Author: Wang Changling) 6, the famous flowers are happy in the country, and the king often looks at it with a smile, explaining the infinite hatred of the spring breeze, and Shen Xiangting is leaning on the north of the Gangan. (Author: Li Bai).