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It's graduation season again, and many students are leaving their college life. Strange roommates, funny classmates, and all kinds of nonsensical people and things are the best memories of college. If college is compared to a drink, it is definitely a bubbling coke, as long as there is one person dangling, it is ** like jubilation.
So today we're going to talk about some of those college dorm room oddities. It can be said that there are four kinds of strange things in the college dormitory: the senior sister has summarized four kinds, and parents need to understand.
1. Sleeping is not the same as turning off the lights, but, balala's energy, black lacquer.
I still remember when I was in college, our school was under strict inspection for a while. So every day we had to send a group photo of the dormitory to the counsellor to prove that we were in the dormitory that night. It's just such a boring thing, and slowly found fun, we began to shoot all kinds of Douyin**, using the funniest and most nonsensical means to deal with this "business", and slowly, shooting Douyin every night has become the most interesting thing in our lives.
The second is to turn off the lights, when the bedroom wants to say that the lights are out, so everyone collectively shouts "Balala energy, dark and dark, lights out." So, with the sound came out, and the lights went out. So the dorm is quite interesting collectively. Only you can't think of it, we can't do it without us.
Second, dormitory love, collective strategy, you dare to listen, I dare to say, just rush.
College love should be something that every student looks forward to in college life. But when a dorm room is full of single dogs, it's fun. One person is in love, five people guide, and the other five people are still single dogs who have never been in love.
At this time, you dare to say it, I dare to do it, and the confusion has become a division and a combination. Therefore, if one person is in love, the dormitory participates collectively.
3. The head of the dormitory of someone else's house.
Someone else's dormitory head, someone else's class president, someone else's classmates, this can be said to be a series of other people's homes in our college life. So in college life, you will see a series of other people's houses, such as other people's dorm masters. The head of the dormitory of other people's houses is responsible for the diet of the whole dormitory, and the lover of other people's families uses being single for ten years to get rid of the whole dormitory, and so on A series of other people's homes, which are on fire again and again.
However, it seems that we have never been someone else's family.
Fourth, when people from different provinces and cities fight landlords, then quarrel.
When a dormitory person fights a landlord, it is estimated that it is the most lively time in a dormitory. Because different provinces, different cities have different rules. At this time, whoever has the loudest voice wins.
If you encounter a person who insists on it, you may also make a ** call to your friends in the province, then at this time, let's quarrel together, it is definitely a lively batch.
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Even if the lights go out, it doesn't mean that they are ready to go to bed, and many students will chat together, play mobile phones, and play games in the dormitory when the lights go out. In addition, in the dormitory, everyone will discuss their love history together.
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1. Many couples want to be together, so some girls simply sleep in their boyfriend's dormitory, and other roommates slowly become stranger.
2. There are many pets in college dormitories, but some people raise pigs and keep them as pets.
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Parents always think that their children are very calm in the dormitory, but in fact, it is not, in the university dormitory, one person can lead the entire dormitory, such as: playing lion dance in the dormitory, staying up all night together, teaching love strategies, jumping in the dormitory, etc., these are what many parents do not understand, parents think that their children are talking about learning and supervising each other in the dormitory, but college students have different ways of playing, so many parents will not understand.
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When we are in the dormitory, we often watch TV and play with mobile phones, but people who watch TV know that sometimes they are addicted to watching, they will not stop, they will always want to watch, but if they sit all the time, they will feel very tired, so they will think about lying there and watching very comfortably, this wonderful little brother just thought of such a way, not only lying down to watch, the neck will not be affected, is there a feeling of paralysis in bed, At that time, I have to say that this brother's brain hole is still very big, but aren't you afraid that the computer screen will fall off? It's still dangerous, so it's better to put it down. Everyone knows that in the summer, it is very annoying mosquitoes, and the dormitory will definitely bring mosquitoes to the banquet in the summer, and it will feel very annoying when you sleep at this time, not only because it bites you, but also very important is that it will always be in your ear, which is very angry, so if the bedroom does not have a mosquito net, how to let the mosquitoes not bite themselves, this wonderful roommate tells you what to do, that is, put the dirty clothes bag on the head, and wrap the body in the quilt, In this way, you are not afraid of being woken up by mosquitoes at night.
This method is really good, but will it feel a little uncomfortable with your head inside, and the cover is so tight, don't you feel hot? But I have to admire that I can come up with such a clever trick, and my imagination must be very rich. This is there, because I forgot to buy a foot basin, but I don't want to go down to buy it, so I thought of such a way, find a plastic bag, and then add water to it, put your feet in it, a simple foot basin is stupid silver, so that you don't need a foot basin can also be very convenient to soak your feet and wash your feet, not only convenient but also save money!
I really can't hold back my laughter when I see such a way of washing my feet, and I have to admire such a wonderful roommate, but this roommate had better put a few more bags in case it breaks. Each dormitory is not less roommates with strange ideas, but it is also because of some of them that our dormitory students will not be so boring, every dormitory always has strange roommates, their strange behavior, each can make you laugh until graduation for these dormitories of strange practices.
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Living in a dormitory will inevitably bring friction, and we have to sacrifice ourselves for the sake of others. If you want to talk about the roommates in the dormitory, all kinds of strange behaviors, there are the following kinds that are unacceptable, especially the fourth one.
1. Don't pay attention to personal hunger and hygiene.
There are always such students in the dormitory, they don't pay attention to personal hygiene, things are thrown around, especially dirty socks are thrown everywhere, clothes are not washed often, and bed sheets are even more reluctant to change. Every time you walk past his bed, you can always smell a strange smell, usually see him go out and clean up, but the personal dormitory area is really not daring to look. Every time he told others that he loved cleanliness, he always found various reasons to avoid cleaning when he arranged daily duty hygiene in the dormitory.
2. Misuse other people's things at will.
In the dormitory, it is common for roommates to occasionally borrow other people's things for use, such as clothes racks, combs, etc. If you want to use something else, please let us know, don't take someone else's thing, and don't return it after using it. Some people take borrowing other people's things as a habit, and every time they don't have something for themselves, they use someone else's, and they don't use other people's shampoo, and they don't use other people's clothes detergent, and they never buy anything.
We often encounter roommates like this, but there is no way, even if they use someone else's, they won't return it, and when someone else uses it, they can't find it anywhere, and it is estimated that it is unbearable to put this kind of person in anyone's dormitory.
3. People who always disturb other people's rest.
There are always some people who like to play ** constantly when others are sleeping, or put the game loud, have no public morality at all, and their minds are full of themselves, and they never think about others. Imagine that you are very sleepy and want to sleep, but others turn on the sound of watching a movie Liliang, do you feel uncomfortable?
4. Bring your girlfriend to the dormitory.
This is the most unacceptable behavior of netizens, it is really strange, there are 6 people living in the dormitory, but he brought his girlfriend to live in the dormitory, and the other boys have no choice but to go to the Internet café all night. The dormitory is a place to live in a group, and you can't influence others for your own selfish desires.
5. Smoking and drinking in the dormitory.
There are many students who have a bad habit of smoking and drinking, and often make themselves drunk or full of cigarette smell, such students will definitely not be welcomed when they walk into the dormitory, especially some girls have such bad habits, which really affects themselves.
Conclusion: It is not easy for people from all over the world to get together, the dormitory is a big group, we should respect each other, understand each other, and don't make the roommate relationship very embarrassing. Some people have made good friends for life in the dormitory, and some people always meet some strange roommates, hoping that everyone can win love in the dormitory.
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Every student who has graduated from high school loves to remember their high school life. Ever since I entered college, I've always missed the crazy times with my roommates in high school. Now I'm going to share it with you.
I am from Hubei, and the school management in Hubei has always been strict, so our school is closed management, which means that except for holidays, I can't leave the school when I live in the dormitory. This is a pain in my group of buddies who are addicted to the Internet. Every night, after the old class went to bed, we thought of all kinds of ways to return to the embrace of the Internet café.
When I was a freshman in high school, we lived in a two-story courtyard-style dormitory, surrounded by iron fences. But how can a few iron rods stop us? In the first year of high school, I don't know how many times the fence behind the plane tree in the courtyard of the dormitory was broken, and I don't know how many times the school repaired it.
By the time I moved my dorm in my sophomore year, I seemed to see the school's maintenance workers repairing the fence.
In our second year of high school, we moved to a five-story building, and we lived on the third floor, with a fence gate between the second and first floors. If we want to go online, we need to jump from the second floor, the second floor is not high, and it is not short to say that it is short, although it is not possible to fall to death, but it is still possible to break a leg or something from jumping. So, we came up with a solution.
One person took the hand of another person from the second-floor window, hung the person down for some distance, and then jumped off again. In the three years of high school, I haven't lost arms or legs, which is really blessed by my ancestors.
One night, seven of us in the dormitory "fled" collectively after the old class checked, and that night, the head of the grade ran to our dormitory on a whim. This one caught all eight of us in the dormitory. What, you say only seven go out?
There were only seven out, because one stayed in the dorm to play with the phone.
After that day, the morale of our dormitory was low, our mobile phones were confiscated, and we were sent home for introspection, and there were no incidents of turning over the dormitory in our dormitory for a long time.
Now that I think about it, our school was really strict, but we also had things that were wrong at that time, and although there are always times when young people are crazy, we also have to put safety first.
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I'm a sophomore now, me.
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There are strange things in the dormitory, only the unexpected.
Today, I saw a news item on the Internet, the content of which was roughly ** report: A student of a major in a university was criticized by the school for keeping a crocodile as a pet in the dormitory, which had to shock my little heart. The city will play, even if you have pets, this preference of crocodiles is really wonderful, but the interesting behind the revelation is really serious safety problems.
We should try our best to comply with the dormitory management system and live a normal daily life within acceptable limits. The dormitory is a public but not private place, and as a part of it, we should have the right and obligation to manage the dormitory where we spend time and night. Of course, the dormitory is a place to live, so it is inevitable that there will be some things that make people laugh but remember.
When we first entered the campus, we didn't know much about it, but with the gradual harmony of life, we were able to get close. The boss who lives in my shop has a casual personality, what to say, he is an upright boy, and he has a positive face every day, so he can also drive our emotions; The one opposite the boss is the second, what does he say, anyway, the social circle is very wide, and he is completely busy, I don't know how many activities he has participated in. Every day, the dragon sees the head but does not see the tail; The third lazy man is not me, but the sleeping god of the current era, just like that, the four of us collided with violent sparks.
I remember one time, it was too cold in winter, so we pooled our money to buy a hot pot, and when we thought of the boiling hot soup, the surface layer was floating with red oil and spicy red peppers, and the vegetable basket next to it was full of green vegetables, as well as beef balls, waiting for the juice to boil, and a spicy soup, just a mouthful of gurgling into the stomach, just do it, we perform our duties, division of labor, buy materials, buy soup base, buy soup base, come back and wash, and then, we are doing an indescribable thing in the bedroom, of course, The dormitory manager aunt must not know, God knows that she can't reveal the slightest rumor to her. Wisps of water vapor slowly rise from the bottom of the pot to the air, mixed with the aroma of food, tsk, rare delicacy in the world, nothing more than this, that time is also a full meal, to satisfy the cravings. Hahaha, it's drooling now that I think about it.
Looking back, I found that yesterday, the lights in the dormitory were still shining, illuminating my memories of the past, which I will never forget.
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