Emergency rescue to save the family, urgent need for limericks! 100 points are given for adoption!

Frost Maple Leaf "Frost Maple Leaf Red Like Fire, Snow Cold Plum Urging More Opening.

In the past, there was frost and snow to cold, and the autumn and winter solstice were not far away.

When we are free to think about adversity, we share happiness and prosperity.

One (frost, snow and cold, when quarrelling, as long as there is a concession, it will not be able to quarrel, and husband and wife should give in to each other).

Two (The puzzles that have been there before, have passed.) Even if it is difficult now, it will always pass. Although winter is cold, spring is not far away).

3 (usually think more about the past, husband and wife share happiness and happiness, home and everything.)

Husband and wife are of the same heart.

Why do you need to recite the Sutra of Suffering?

The days are busy.

Come and feed the chicks at night.

Day after day.

There is no light.

Cross-necked double mandarin ducks.

Don't worry about salary.

You should be more open.

How much pity should be given.

Fly forward with wings.

Home and everything is prosperous.

Every family has a difficult scripture, and harmony is a win-win situation.

Don't be sad about the impermanence of all things, and nothing can always be done absolutely.

Ups and downs and hardships can lead to prosperity and prosperity.

After a farewell, the two places hung on each other, only saying that it was March and April, and who knows five or six years. The lyre has no intention of stroking it, the eight-line book has nowhere to be transmitted, and the nine rings are broken from it, and the ten-mile long pavilion looks at me and wants to wear it. Thinking in every way, thinking in a thousand ways, and helplessly calling the maid.

Thousands of words complain, boring and leaning on the railing. Ninety-nine Double Ninth looks at the lonely goose, and the Mid-Autumn Festival in August is not round. In the middle of July, burn incense and light candles to worship the ancestors and ask the sky, and everyone shook my heart on the dog days of June.

In May, Duanyang remembered that the affectionate white lady met the ruthless little Xu Guan, in April, the pipa was not yellow, I was lazy in dressing, and the peach blossoms in March were blown away by the wind! Lang Ya Lang, I wish I would like to be a man in the next life, you are a woman and I am a man.

In the first 500 years of the Buddha, the red dust increased ninefold.

After thousands of years of penance, we can sleep together.

The dregs are holding hands, and the gold list is divided into swallows.

Newcomers who play, so it is difficult to see each other.

The safflower turns into spring mud, and the peach belt plum stiffens.

The grass and trees also know, how can the husband and wife be embarrassed.

Supporting each other with one heart is better than thousands of gold.

Home and everything is prosperous, why do you need to say more.

Husbands and wives are happy, and children are safe.

Wealth is rolling in, and losses are rolling in.

Peace is coming, and disaster is gone.

The whole family is happy, and everything is prosperous.

Husbands and wives should be of the same mind, and every family has difficulties. Spend the difficulties together, share the pain and happiness. The husband is broad-minded, and the wife is more caring. The family has a glorious day, and the family and everything is prosperous.

Fine. The handsome guy is really handsome, and the beauty of Jie Ling sends Qiubo.

After the rain, the rainbow lady happily sang children's songs.

The heaven-sent dragon and phoenix came to the Chen family, a son, a daughter and a flower.

The elder brother is handsome and heroic, and the younger sister is Chunyu Runxinxia.

Handsome, elegant, radiant.

Jie Cai is extraordinary and childlike.

The rain falls on the stars of the Milky Way.

Rejoice that the butterflies love the flowers.

Bonitus.

The Chen family added a dragon and a phoenix, and the year of the establishment was auspicious;

Brother Long is a pillar of the pillars, and Fengmei Yuxin is a woman.

Only talented people can give birth to dragons and phoenixes.

The masterpiece came out with a lot of fanfare.

Swifts are dancing to report the good news.

Happily stay in the apricot blossoms.

Junyi Jiaolong has a wide world, and Jiehao is ambitious.

Yufei Lingfeng's dream came true, and she happily accompanied her friends.

Handsome and beautiful children bloom brilliantly, and the dragon soars in her life.

The fairy in the rain is none other than gladly smiling and dancing.

It's very corresponding. If you don't like this type, I'll help you change something else.

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Dragons are all handsome.

The nine days of the phoenix dance are Yuxin.

Classes are hard, class is tired, I want to doze off in class, I am annoyed in class, I want to go out in class, I want to go out to play, I want to play stupidly, they all say that the tuition fee here is high, and I have no money to buy toothpaste.

The black fertilizer is gray, the gray fertilizer is black, and the black fertilizer is volatile.

The family is happy to be Taotao, and they gather together to enjoy themselves.

It's also interesting in the ordinary, and it's content to be happy with backgammon.

Twenty-eight stickers Ga Huiqin prepare Ga, the folk customs are destroyed before the board, and the head of the square is smooth to speak.

Compressed into a poor and ugly family, all, 491 meters, cultural primary school, rural hukou, three dilapidated houses, no savings. Four hours a year, out of the mouth medicine is not. Today, his girlfriend is recruiting and revolutionizing the road, and they are working side by side.

The reason for the rise of limericks, limericks, the content and words are popular and witty, not limited to the rhyme, and the literary knowledge and rhythm required are not high, which is convenient for ordinary people to pass on by mouth. At the same time, it is due to the turmoil of society, people's criticism of reality, understanding of society, and a form of expression in the face of life. It is easier to create limericks, easy for the broad masses of the people to accept, easy to remember, etc.

The limerick spread.

The poor are ugly, one meter forty-nine, primary school culture, rural household registration, three broken houses, medicine does not leave the mouth, the wife does not have it, the girlfriend is recruited, the revolutionary road, hand in hand.

The poor are ugly, one meter forty-nine, primary school culture, rural household registration, three dilapidated houses, medicine does not leave the mouth, the wife does not have it, the Internet recruits friends, the revolutionary road, hand in hand.

The family is poor and ugly, 1.49 meters, primary school education, rural household registration, three broken houses, and no savings. All year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, go online, recruit girlfriends, and take the road of revolution, hand in hand.

Talent is not ugly. One meter forty-nine. Specialty culture. Rare in rural areas. No matter how many broken houses there are. It can also be repaired hand in hand. Well-off is not worried. If you intend to communicate privately.

The family is poor and ugly, one meter forty-nine, three broken houses, and no wife; All year round, medicine is not separated from the mouth, today the Internet, recruiting girlfriends, revolutionary roads, hand in hand.

The family is poor, uneducated, and the rural household registration is nothing, so I ask for a suitable girlfriend to come over.

With a height of 145, he can make baked cakes and drink medicine thieves quickly.

The poor are ugly, there is nothing to eat, there is no burden!

The poor are ugly, one meter forty-nine. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and one acre of thin fields. All year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. The cold pot is hot, and the wife doesn't have it. Go online today and recruit girlfriends. On the road of revolution, hand in hand.

The poor are ugly, one meter forty-nine, primary school culture, rural household registration, all year round, talk inseparable, surf the Internet today, feature girlfriend, revolutionary road, hand in hand, are you willing!