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Anonymous users2024-02-12First, work is like instant noodles, twists and turns, three minutes of heat, the key is to increase the amount without increasing the price.
Second, when I was a child, I wrote essays to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I was so bold back then!
3. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers, and vowed to raise one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Needless to say, it's time to cook for my daughter-in-law.
Fourth, raw, easy. Live and easy. Life is not easy.
5. Moody girls in love, although they will be caught off guard, can also effectively promote China's intangible cultural heritage: changing faces.
6. People who look ugly have the right to speak, because we often hear people say, "I will say ugly things first!" ”
7. "Do you like my angelic face, or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor. ”
8. In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat to grow IQ, and some people eat to grow fat.
9. Today, when a child was walking on the street and spat on me, instead of scolding him, I touched his head and said: Really sensible! Gave him 5 bucks and told him to do the same to others. When I came back from a walk, I saw that his face was swollen.
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Hello dear, I'm very happy to peel it, this sentence itself is a good humorous sentence. In addition to this, there are many other humorous sentences that can make people happy:1
I'm not lazy, I'm just saving energy. ”2."I don't trust banks, I put all my money under the bed because I know that money is in bed.
3."I'm not fat, I'm just hungry and the bridge is a bit gravitational. ”4.
It's not that I'm impatient, I just feel that time is too precious. ”5."It's not that I'm uneducated, I'm just selectively forgetting some common sense.
6."I'm not a psychopath, I'm just a bit of a Lu Xi. ”7.
I'm not bad because I don't have money, I'm just in the midst of an economic crisis. These humorous sentences can make people happy, and skinning them is also a way to release stress and relax our minds in our busy lives.
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Anonymous users2024-02-10Here are some humorous sentences that make the skin very happy:1There's something on your face, it's my smile.
2.I'm not fat, I'm just surrounded by delicious food. 3.
You ask me if I have any money, and I can only say that I have a heart that does not admit defeat. 4.I'm not responsible for appearance, I'm just beautiful in soul.
5.I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. 6.
It's not that I'm uneducated, I'm just less educated than you. 7.It's not that I don't have taste, I just have different tastes like you.
8.It's not that I don't have money, it's just that I have money in the bank. 9.
It's not that I'm out of interest, I'm just out of the picture. 10.It's not that I don't pursue, I just pursue something different from you.
Hopefully, these sentences will make you skin and have fun.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09Summary. Hello, 1.My life is like a box of chocolates, I never know what the next one will taste like.
2.I'm not fat, I'm just easier to love. 3.
Talk to me, mind you, I'm a smart fool. 4.My mind is a chaotic universe, and sometimes even I can't find my way.
5.My sense of humor is like my stomach, always hungry. 6.
Some people say I'm like a kid, but I feel like I'm just not growing up yet. 7.If you think I'm funny, it's because you haven't seen me wake up.
8.My life is like a marathon, except that I'm the one who is slowly bouncing at the back. 9.
My mood is like the weather, sometimes sunny, sometimes cloudy, sometimes rainy, sometimes windy. 10.My philosophy of life is:
No matter what difficulties you encounter, you must face them with a smile, because a smile is the best**.
Hello, 1.My life is like a box of chocolates, I never know what the next one will taste like. 2.
I'm not fat, I'm just easier to love. 3.Talk to me, mind you, I'm a smart fool.
4.My mind is a chaotic universe, and sometimes even I can't find my way. 5.
My sense of humor is like my stomach, always hungry. 6.Some people say I'm like a kid, but I feel like I'm just not growing up yet.
7.If you think I'm funny, it's because you haven't seen me awake yet. 8.
My life is like a marathon, except that I'm the one who is slowly bouncing at the back. 9.My mood is like the weather, sometimes sunny, sometimes cloudy, sometimes rainy, sometimes windy.
10.My philosophy of life is: no matter what difficulties you encounter, you must face them with a smile, because a smile is the best**.
These are humorous sentences, I hope it can help you.
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