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A joke for girls: A long, long time ago, the princess was captured by the Demon King. The demon king said to the princess

You shout and cut your throat, no one will come to save you! Then the princess cried out, "Cut your throat!"

Broken throat ..As a result, "no one" appeared, and the princess was saved. A man named "Nobody" rescues the princess.

It's a bit cold, but it's a warm fairytale! And every girl has a dream of being a princess, you can say to her after you finish telling the story: "My princess, when you encounter danger and difficulty, you don't have to shout your throat, just call my name in your heart, and I will appear in front of you immediately!"

After hearing this, I believe she will laugh into her heart! I believe that this will become the sweetest joke in her life!

I woke up this morning and yawned boredly. Then get dressed boringly. After eating in boredom. Then I went out and saw the neighbor say hello boredly, walked around the street boredly, and then returned home bored. Boredom yells a word of boredom.

Sorry ...Today I am bored. It was a little colder. But it's still funny...You can see I'm laughing boredly myself.

I think if I had a little more humility, I would be a perfect person.

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In the past, when the alarm clock went off, I used to shoot it and then continue to sleep, but since I put three mouse traps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been **.

However, I saw the so-called contemporary women's mate selection criteria in the book: they have a car and a house, and their parents are dead. Depressed. Then he wrote down the fantasy criteria for choosing a wife: home.

With a wealth of over 100 million, he is the first in the world in terms of beauty, virtuous and gentle**, and his father-in-law has ...... terminal cancer

When I was digging into my pocket, I dropped a key and didn't find it at the time and went back to look for it!

There was a little couple there on the side of the road, a man.

Suddenly excitedly said: Whose is it? Who's it for, exactly?

I thought it was the key and hurriedly said: Mine, mine! It was mine who later found out that the woman was pregnant...

Pity my face.

。It hurt for a few days.

2. Two ladies are complaining about the congestion of today's buses, which makes them miserable. One said, "I'm so unlucky! In the car, I was squeezed and miscarried. One said, "I'm called unlucky!" In the car, I was so crowded that I was pregnant. ”

3. Son: "Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?" ”

Dad: "What's the matter?" ”

Son: "The school is going to hold a miniature parent forum!" ”

Dad: "What's that called?"

I'll tell you a joke.

M: Talking Woman: No.

M: Why F: Busy.

M: What are you busy with Woman: Play.

Male: What to play Female: Game.

M: What a game F: It's fun.

M: What's fun F: Annoying.

M: Just talk to me if you're annoyed F: Get out.

Male: The ground is not clean Female: Damn.

Male: Give you a shoulder Female: Look for death.

Male: "Death" on page 961 of the dictionary Female: Dizzy.

M: I have anti-sickness medicine F: I took it.

Male: I don't get dizzy after taking the medicine Female: Big brother.

M: I recognize you as a sister F: Please.

Male: Bye, you don't have to take it off Female: I'm going crazy.

Male: I'll call 120 Female: You're a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious F: Do you still let people live?

M: With me, you will live a more wonderful life F: 555

Male: Cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to your health Female: Die.

M: I'm in an Internet café, I'm not dead F: Please let me go.

M: Okay, tell me my phone number and I won't say it F: Why do you want a numberMan: I'll text you instead.

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Once, I saw an old man give up his seat to a girl. The old man said, "Son, sit down!"

After the girl sat down, she asked the old man gratefully, "Are you going to get out of the car?" The old man shook his head and said

No. I'm giving you a seat because the stubbles you eat always fall on my head and neck! ”

Now a lot of**is**,When you open it,,There must be a very nasty game.,That's not the key.,The key is that after the game goes in, the lewd elements are all gone! Why don't you be lewd to the end? Are there any netizens who are unhappy when they encounter this situation?!

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A colleague told me she had bought a car, so I asked her, "What car?" She: "Car." Me: "I'm asking you what brand!" She: "The sign hasn't been put on yet!" "Well, I gave up on communicating ......

When I go to work in the morning, the bus is very crowded and there are so many people. A little beauty came up at the second station, followed by a man. Look at them as if they don't know each other.

I didn't speak for several stops. The little beauty should be around the height, and I am basically a head taller than her. The kind of packaged soy milk that the little beauty is holding in her hand.

He was standing in front of me, because it was particularly crowded, the little beauty stood in the middle, and couldn't grasp the handrail at all, probably afraid that the soy milk would be spilled, so she raised the paper cup containing the soy milk high above her shoulders and took a sip from time to time. I didn't eat breakfast in the morning, and I couldn't stand the smell of soy milk. She took a sip, and then the whole country shouldered a sigh.

The straw is just not far from my mouth, about 3cm at most. After a while I couldn't help it, I opened my mouth and took a small sip, very light, the little beauty didn't notice, and then she took it and drank it again, and then raised my shoulder, and I took another sip. After a while, the soy milk should be gone, but I don't know.

She said to herself: "In the world, those who sell soy milk are all deceitful, pretending to be so little, they will almost finish drinking it in a few clicks." "I almost laughed at the time.

When she raised the paper cup to her shoulder again, I sucked it step by step, and with a grunt, my sister was speechless.

There was once a person who went shopping and met a mentally ill Wu Luzhi with a pistol, and then the mentally ill man asked him: cavity sensitivity 1 + 1 = how much? He 2, and then he was shot by Zhen Meng. As he left, he told him why he had killed him. --You know too much.

Father: How is this exam**? Sub:

Crash, the index plummeted. Father: Quote the ** price?

Son: Mathematics 56, Chinese 43, Physics, 52, Politics 49, Chemistry 58, Father: How?

It's full of ink. The trend was good before, why did you flip more shorts this time? Sub:

From the fundamental analysis, I usually fail to listen to the class because of the research ****; From a technical point of view, this invigilation is too strict, and various rescue measures cannot be used to destroy Lutai.

The cannibal chief has a disease, and the doctor tells him that he must be vegetarian in order to get better, what should he eat?

Xiao Ming likes Xiao Hong One day when he fell asleep, Xiao Hong rummaged through his bag and found a diary, the first page of which reads "She is so beautiful, I must chase her".

The second page reads, "Wait until this notebook is finished and confess."

Little Red flipped back and there were only a few pages left unwritten.

Little Red tore off the blank pages.

Run to the toilet!