What s the funny joke? The premise is not to laugh at the cold ...

If only you thought it was funny... Rattle.

Chinese Erguotou vs American Whiskey.

It is said that an American, a Japanese, and a Chinese argue together about which country's wine is powerful, and they all say that their country's wine is powerful. After three days and three nights of fighting with no results, it was finally decided to use mice for experiments.

The first rat drank American whiskey and staggered ten steps before falling, and the Americans were proud!

The second rat drank Japanese rice wine and staggered five steps before collapsing. The Japanese are very proud!

The third rat drank our famous Chinese wine--- Erguotou, staggered for more than a dozen steps, and finally returned to the nest.

A couple went to martyrdom together, but the money they had was only enough to buy a bottle of pesticide, and the amount of pesticide in this bottle was only enough for one person to die, but in the end both of them died, why is this? Answer: They bought this bottle of pesticide, opened the cap, and the cap read:

One more bottle...

There is a pretentious handsome guy in the dormitory, and his girlfriend is like a cloud! Ya's slogan: There is no girl who can't be chased.

I got angry on the spot, bet 50 yuan, and let Ya go after our squad leader (different classes). Ya is a cow, and agreed on the spot. The next day he came back, "Grass, your squad leader is a man."

On the third day I lost 50

Friend's, once to do yoga, one person to go, late, only the door is blocked and there is a place to lie down, then start to exercise, after a class, Hulala all lie flat, the teacher with an ethereal voice to guide everyone to relax. Put it again.

Pine... When my friend woke up, she was the only one in the yoga room...

Why do you sleep so dead... Everyone else was from her.

Stepping up to the past ...

Don't call me "otaku", please call me "Marie Curie";

I don't go to hell, whoever loves goes down;

The doctor came out of the operating room, the patient's family asked the doctor about the operation, the doctor stretched out five fingers, and the patient's family immediately felt heavy, why? (three long and two short).

The guy with the physical examination is so handsome.

My best friend is interning in the ENT department of the hospital.

One day, I helped a small group of people to check, and after finishing it, he directly filled in the word "handsome" in the physical examination report.

Then, she stayed up late that night to write a 3,000-word review.

Don't believe in the end of the world.

Oriental Night News interviewed citizens on the streets whether they believed in the rumors of the end of the world.

An old mother said: "It's not a notice sent by ***, why should I believe it?" ”

I almost squirted out a sip of water that I was drinking......

The plane didn't have enough fuel.

Pilot: Tower, I'm running out of fuel.

Command Tower: Please stay calm and slow down immediately, adjust the fuselage to the best gliding angle, and see the airport?

Mom couldn't bear to kill the fish.

Mom bought a fish, and Carrefour didn't care about cleaning it up.

When I got home, I found that I was not dead, and I couldn't bear to kill, so I went online for help.

There was a man of God who said a clever trick: put some water and drown.

Winter vacation homework starts early.

I'm in my third year of junior high school, and I'll be the same right away.

Today, I sent out a lot of volumes, and the book couldn't be packed, so I took it home with my hand.

Just now, a neighbor asked me, "Did you send your winter vacation homework so early?" "When I look at it, it's really similar to winter vacation homework!

It wasn't picked up in the trash.

Most moms have lied to their children that they picked them up in the trash.

I asked my mom where I came from, and she said she gave birth to me.

I asked, "Why don't you say I picked it up in the trash?" ”

Mom said, "I'm not picking up garbage. ”

It's not easy to be a teacher.

My son, who is in elementary school: "Mom, the teacher told you to go to the parent-teacher conference tomorrow. ”

Wife: "Let your dad go." ”

Son: "No, the teacher said that Dad also taught him, and I don't want to talk about him anymore, so I have to let you go." ”

Snow White escaped from the palace and went to the forest, where she saw a small wooden house lined with seven tiny beds. Snow White lay down and fell asleep. In the evening the seven little men returned, Snow White said:

You are the seven dwarfs of my life. The seven people looked at each other, and then said, "You are in the wrong place, we are Vajra gourd babies."

The mouse is very depressed that he doesn't have a girlfriend, and finally a bat agrees to marry him, and the mouse is very happy. Others laughed at him for having no vision, Mouse: What do you know, she's a flight attendant anyway.

20 years ago, Dad hugged you and waited for the car, and everyone laughed at the child for being ugly, and Dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Big brother, don't cry, take a banana and give it to the monkey to eat!" It's pitiful, the hungry are hairless.

There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by, pulled shit and fell on the old farmer's face, and the old farmer raised his head and scolded: "C your mother! I don't know how to wear a pair of pants when I go out! The crow said, "X, you and wear pants!" ”

Boss, is there a handpaper card?

I've picked it up and hope you can take it.