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Once, when my mother bought a large bag of vegetables, she saw me lying on the sofa watching TV, so she said, "Can you go and help my mother wash the dishes?" "Good!

I readily agreed. After my mother finished speaking, I went to the living room to watch TV, and I went into the kitchen to see a large bag of vegetables on the platform, including cabbage, eggplant, tomatoes, ....... I made a fool, there are so many dishes, I am in trouble when I am only in the kindergarten class.

Ah, there you have it! "I shouted, doesn't my mother usually stuff so many clothes into the washing machine and wash them together? So I won't do the same?

Wait a minute, maybe my mother will praise me! Thinking of this, I picked up the big bag of vegetables and went to the washing machine, tiptoed to lift the lid of the washing machine, carefully put the dishes in, then closed the lid again, and finally pressed the power button. Listen to "boom......I sat on the sidelines and thought with relish how smart I was.

After a while, I thought, let's wash the dishes. With that in mind, I got up from my seat and pressed the button to stop the washing machine. However, when I lifted the lid of the washing machine and looked, "Ah!

I was amazed, what about the dishes? Look at the cabbage left with the "Commander of the Light Pole", and the eggplant seems to have been gnawed by a mouse, and it is covered in scaly wounds; And the tomatoes are gone......I was scared into a cold sweat, what should I do?

Is the dish washed? I'm going to stir-fry. Mom walked into the kitchen and shouted. I was silent, but now I really answered the old saying, "Grease the soles of your feet - slip away!" So I went into my little room and locked the door ......

This one you posted is quite humorous.,But it doesn't seem to be true.。。。

What the hell are you doing again! "I was shocked by the scream. Someone shouted without hesitation.

The table mates were talking with relish, fiddling with chewing gum. The chewing gum in the mouth does not hesitate to pull the gum into something like a silk thread. Coming back to my senses, I stared at him and wanted to gag.

Ahem! I covered my mouth and tried to slap him up. "Mom, can you stop being so disgusting?

I glared at him. He continued to fiddle with the gum in his mouth, wrapping it around his pen for a while, tying it to his fingers for a while, and wiping it on someone who didn't study well. "Are you sick?

I finally couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth. He turned to me and wiped the vomit-inducing thing in his hand against my desk. I had a wicked smile on my face, and I couldn't see that I wanted to lash out.

Hello good ......”

I kicked at his bench and kicked and kicked. Finally, a foot stepped on his foot. "Whoosh" a few times.

I didn't give up and continued to increase my efforts. "Sister Liu, I was wrong! "Aunt Liu, I was wrong!

Uncle Liu, I was wrong! ”…I looked a little dull, and came back to my senses, "I'm that old, am I?" He shook his head and nodded again.

Very good! He seemed to know my intentions and quickly shook his head. We don't care about the teacher who is rambling.

At the end of class, the teacher pointed at him. "Look, still laughing. The teacher was furious, and he lowered his head.

Sister Liu, let me tell you. I'll add some more ingredients when I get home, and I'll play tricks on the teacher tomorrow. Ahem, the content of the addition has these:

I lathered some toothpaste, put it in the toilet for three seconds, and finally got ...... the food I vomited stickyI was a little impatient: "See if you have the guts, I'm looking forward to it, what tricks you can play!" ”

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