Teacher s Day funny sketch script is urgent!! Shorter! There is no teacher! Schoolgirl and schoolgir

I see. Okay, let's get started. Teacher:

Hello students. Student; The teacher is bad. Teacher:

Today I eat fish. Student: Tomorrow you eat fish.

Teacher: That's wrong. Student;

That's right. Teacher: You did it on purpose.

Student: We didn't mean it. Teacher:How can there be students like you.

Student: Otherwise, there would be no teachers like us. Teacher:

You're not too big or too small. Student: I'm small and big.

Teacher: You big idiot. Student;

I'm a little genius. Teacher: Stop.

Student: I'll give you a step. Teacher:

I'm afraid of you, can you stop? Student: I'm not afraid of you, can you keep going?

Teacher: You're not done! Student;

I'm endless! Teacher: I'm so angry.

Student: I'm so happy to come to life. Teacher:

I won't be a teacher anymore in my next life. Student: You were a bandit in your last life.

Teacher: Who did I rob in my last life? Student;

You haven't robbed us in your life? Teacher: Go and call your parents!

Student; Don't call your principal? …

It's time to eat at noon every day, and all kinds of queue cutting phenomena are endless.

Now the girls' version of the queue is staged.

b:"That's a lot of people! "

a:'China's road traffic has really changed! "

b:"Hey, I think of a question, do you know how Sima Qian died? "

a:'I don't know! "

b:"long, long ago, Sima Qian lined up to buy wontons, because there were too many people, so he began to write "Historical Records. >> when he finished writing, there was only one person left in front of him, but at this time, the aunt in the dining hall closed the food outlet, and Sima Qian had a heart attack and hung up.

a:"AhhThen we, will we be like Sima Qian?

b;"No, the boy in front of you is so stupid! Maybe you can play with him! "

A: (Student A pats C, who is in a daze) "Classmate, you are so handsome!" Your hair is stylish! ”

B: "Yes, (nodding desperately). And the eyebrows are very kawaii, and there is also, he looks like Chow Yun-fat, right!

a:"No, no, because it should be like Wu Kequn. "

B: "Yes, yes! Am I blind? Why didn't you see it!? I'm really wooden!

C: (a little embarrassed, laughing there).

A: "So in order to better see how handsome you are, can we stand in front of you?" (very adoring look).

C: (Already carried away, he suddenly took out a mirror from his pocket, touched his face while looking at it, and said, "Ah!")

Finally met Bole! These two have such good eyesight! I think there was a girl back then, and she was so excited that she trembled there when she saw me!

A brush of hair) can imagine how handsome I am! ”

A and B (Whisper, it must have been winter, and the girl was cold.) ”)

A: "Fooled!

B: "That's stupid! Hurry up and finish the dinner and leave! (Then the two of them went backstage).

C: (still narcissistic).

Then the student council officials appeared, no need to dub)

D hugged C and said, "Who's cutting in line!" (ambiguous expression).

c, d, and e point to a and b at the same time

A, B (immediately froze there, the book in B's hand fell, and the paper in A's hand did not fall).

That's when C said, "Stop." "(To be super shocked).

Except for C, everyone was stunned backwards.

B took A's paper and said, "This is going to fall." Then put the paper on the ground. “action”

D and E grabbed A and B and said, "This is not the right place to cut the line, come with us!" ”

A and B were dragged away.

Then B said to A, "Let us flee!" 9 Then he ran in the opposite direction.

d, e: "Don't run".

C was still looking in the mirror, and when he saw them gone, he cried out, "Wait for me." ”