What s the best joke to coax a girl?

Not a bad joke, not a nasty joke.

What I have is money, I can spend it and buy whatever I want

1. The most romantic thing I can think of is to make a fortune with you.

2, I have restrained myself for a long time, I have been rational for a long time, but I still can't resist the urge to like you.

3, come on, like each other, anyway, a lifetime is so long.

4. What should I do? My dog doesn't eat or drink when you leave.

5，me, only fall you forever.Can you explain it to me?

6. Looking out the window, thinking that you and I are under the same sky, I feel that the world is a lot gentler.

7, I wasn't born to like you, but I only started after seeing you for the first time.

8, ten miles in a radius, no, a hundred miles in a radius, dry, I like your breath.

9. Even if you travel everywhere, the world you see is all you.

10, in order to tease you, I can pick a bunch of roses at any time and write a basket of love words.

Humorous jokes to coax girls:1. Yesterday I fought with mosquitoes for a night, and finally it was a draw, it didn't eat enough, and I didn't sleep well.

2. If you are always disappointed, then you should reflect on why you have so much hope.

3. Who said I can't stick to things? I've been single for ten years and haven't wavered in the slightest.

4. Love is like multiplication, where one of them is zero, and the result is always zero.

5. Don't panic when your life doesn't go your way. Just look at your wallet and deposits, and just cry out.

6. The daily state of foodies: I enjoy it in my mouth, but I want to lose weight in my heart.

7. After the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words are only said to those who understand.

8. If the whole world doesn't want you anymore, remember to come to me, I know several human traffickers.

Humorous jokes that make women happy are:

1. On the first day of school, I beat my tablemates, and the teacher said that I should call my parents. I said, "It's okay, I can beat him by myself."

2. Male: Marry me! F: Do you think we will be happy when we get married? M: Absolutely. F: How do you know? M: You are such a gentleman, even if love is not good, friendship can last forever.

3. The doctor asks the patient how he broke the bone. The patient said that I felt that there was sand in my shoes, so I held on to the telephone pole and shook my shoes. One of them, passing by, thought I had been electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two sticks.

4. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What happened? Drunk: I don't know, I've just arrived.

5. The squad leader asked: Who is the biggest officer in our platoon? The recruit answered: It's the platoon commander. The squad leader asked again: Who is below the division commander? The recruit replied: It was a horse ridden by the division commander.

6. On the road, I met my dad buying lottery tickets, so I asked him: "Dad, if you win the jackpot, how do you plan to spend it?" ”

7. On the plane, a flight attendant asked a little girl, "Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?" The little girl said: "I know, because the stars will shine." ”

8. One day, the home ** rang, because it was not answered at the door of the parents' room, but my parents did not answer, so I had to put on my clothes and get up to pick up **, only to hear my father say at the ** end: Send me the TV remote control.

9. Teacher: Xiao Ming, please do an imitation sentence exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"! Xiao Ming:

If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath! Instantly the whole class was a sensation!! Teacher:

Roll on, get out right now!!

10. The bee chased the butterfly, but the butterfly married the snail. The bee is puzzled: He** is better than me? Butterfly: People have their own houses, like you live in a dormitory.