I want some revised poems about old poems that have been revised and turned into funny jokes, the mo

Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Spring dawn. Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Slapping at night, I don't know how many people die.

Water Tune Song Head" When does my girlfriend have it, ask the group friends about the wine.

I don't know how many years it will take to say goodbye to being single?

I want to leave home, but I am afraid that I will miss beautiful women, and I am empty.

Dancing shadows are companions, lonely in the world.

Chasing girls, delusional lovesickness, sleepless nights.

There should be no hatred, when can the dream come true.

Men are tall, short, fat and thin, and women are black, white, beautiful and ugly.

I hope that people will last a long time, and there will be no more singles!

There is light in the sky, two pairs of shoes in front of the bed, a pair of dogs and a man, and one is you.

Spring dawn. Spring sleep is not aware, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

Sprinkle dichlorvos and the mosquitoes are dead.

Small fish** swim in and out of the smoke waves.

Hold a heart and lie down and walk all the way with blood.

All are from elementary school students' ancient poems to fill in the blanks.

"Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

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Easy to penetrate the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey 2It's hard to say goodbye when hugging, and it's powerless to yawn. --Li Shangyin).

Dizzy and unconscious, rub the corners of your eyes vigorously. Last night was too playful, and I didn't know how much. --Meng Haoran, "Spring Dawn").

The foam washed away, the waves washed away, and two rows of sharp teeth. --Su Wa "Nian Nujiao - Chibi Nostalgia").

The Sixth Army is helpless, and it will definitely be too late to stop and go. --Bai Juyi).

The watch is slowly too long, and I will have nothing to do. --Qu Yuan).

I'm a cow here, you're beautiful over there, I don't see you every day, don't regret seeing you. --Li Zhiyi).

Playing chess at noon, holding a little mouse in his hand. Who knows that black and white, every grain is "heart" bitter. --Li Shen) 3.Silent Night Poems (Thief Edition).

In front of the bed, the moonlight is bright, and the thief climbs the wall.

Picking up the mace, Li Bai fell to the ground. 4."Like a Dream Order".

Last night, I drank too much and strayed into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, startling countless mandarin ducks during the Chinese language class.

Teacher: Classmates! Who has not died in life since ancient times, you take the next sentence! 」

Poor student A, how can he know that he usually doesn't work?

But I saw him calmly reply:

Who has no in life since ancient times, and who has not used paper to poop? 」

After the next semester, there will be no trace of student A.

But the following year, the students and teachers met again!

During class, the teacher asked the same question again, classmate! All men are mortal? You pick up the next sentence! 」

This time the students learned wisely

He said slowly

Since ancient times, who has no, who can poop without paper. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers. 」

After the teacher heard this, he was very angry, but he couldn't show it, so he only coldly told the student to stand up. 5.

Take a day at dusk. I saw a handsome guy dumping cool. Vomiting, vomiting, looking down just to hit a tree.

The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the toilet. Feiliu went straight down three pieces of, and he didn't bring any paper in his pocket.

Two orioles fall in love, and a crow comes to make trouble. The oriole becomes Ultraman, and the crows that are beaten are sparse.

The Red Army was not afraid of the difficulties of the expedition, and the Long March of thousands of miles was not returned.

In the bright moonlight in front of the bed, Li Bai climbed up to the window and emitted S4 light, and his front teeth fell out.