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An opticians advertise ———The eyes are the windows to the soul, and in order to protect your mind, please install glass on your windows. ”
A perfume company advertised ——— our new product was extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so it came with a self-defense textbook on the bottle. ”
A non-smoking advertisement in a public place——— so that there are no holes in the carpet and so that there are no holes in your lungs, please do not smoke. ”
A highway traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, drive straight without braking." ”
A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and the object of his hope is the heroine described in this **!" ”
A car showroom advertises ——— always have your driver's license expire before you do. ”
A traffic safety advertisement——— Remember that God is not perfect, and he has spare parts for cars, and people don't. ”
A cosmetics advertisement ——— get 'spots' as soon as possible, and don't leave 'acne'. ”
A washing machine advertisement——— idle wife and good mother! ”
A sour juice drink advertisement ——— a small sour, sweet and sweet. ”
A printing company's advertising ——— print everything except banknotes. ”
A flower shop advertised——— the price of roses in today's *** store is the cheapest, and you can even buy a few for your wife. ”
A beauty salon hangs a billboard: Please don't flirt with a woman who has just walked out of our hospital, she may be your grandmother. 」
The advertisement for a French language course says:
The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Do not leave acne as soon as possible." 」
An American newspaper ran an advertisement:
Recruitment of female secretaries: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady, and works like a donkey! 」
Eye Drop Advertising: After dropping this eye drop, turn your eye a few times to make the eye drop spread all over the world. 」
Advertisements on tombstones.
There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland that reads: Here is Hemisey. McTevesey. His grieving wife inherited his thriving career.
The vegetable shop, which is on Highway 11, is open until 8 p.m. daily. 」
On the wall of a barbershop, there is an advertisement that says, "Don't think you've lost your hair, think you've earned face." 」
The barber shop in the English countryside erected a wooden sign at the head of the bridge that read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads." 」
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I'll fuck you, and you'll make excuses for you.
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Nescafe: It tastes great.
M M Chocolate: Dissolves only in the mouth, not in the hands.
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Nescafe: It tastes great.
M M Chocolate: Dissolves only in the mouth, not in the hands.
Pepsi: The choice for a new generation.
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Street sign advertising liquid Xiaosen: specially set up on the side of the road with more pedestrians, it is mainly in the form of pictures, to the audience for informative advertising, in order to expand the popularity of enterprises and product brands.
Street sign advertising is an outdoor advertising project.
Outdoor advertising includes: (1) street signs, neon signs, electronic display boards (screens), light boxes, shop windows, and other advertisements set up in buildings and spaces that use public or self-owned venues; (2) Use of means of transportation.
including all kinds of floating objects and flying objects) set up, drawn, and posted advertisements; (3) Advertisements that are set up, hung, or posted outdoors in other forms.
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