Need some short jokes, within 100 words, txt format, embarrassing people can also do it,

1 A man narcissistically said, "I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a man like me!" ”

While he was reveling, a female friend answered, "In that case, you will ruin both of your lives." ”

2 Yesterday I went to my sister's house to eat rice and steamed crabs. My brother-in-law gave me one and one for my four-year-old niece.

Daddy, you eat. ”

Dad doesn't eat it, leave it for aunt and baby to eat. ”

The little niece said, "Dad, you can't do this, you have to be kind to yourself." You don't eat like a cow every day, you're tired to death, and there will be other uncles who spend your money, live in your house, sleep with your wife, and beat your baby! Eat! Hurry up and eat! ”

3 One summer vacation, my brother went to a friend's house to play. The man had a wolf dog at home, and he was very good to everyone, but when he saw his brother, he bit his toe at him. My brother immediately went to get a rabies vaccine.

A week later, I went to a friend's house again, but I didn't see the wolfdog. The elder brother asked, "What about the dogs?" ”

The friend looked at him with a mournful look and said, "Dead." After biting you, you die. ”

4 Once upon a time there were two men who were singles.

A asked: "Brother, it seems that we have no chance of marriage in this life!" Don't you feel sorry? ”

B replied, "No, I never regret it. ”

So why? ”

How stupid! Do you look at the word 'marriage' and have anything to do with men? ”

Lions and tigers fight for turf.

A fierce conflict broke out between the lion and the tiger, and in the end, both sides lost.

When the lion was about to die, he said to the tiger, "If you hadn't had to rob my territory, we wouldn't have made it the way we are." ”

The tiger was surprised and said, "Obviously, you have to seize my territory." ”

It's all grass. Guess the name of a flower... Plum blossom. Didn't spend).

Grass: You searched on the Internet.

The Chinese teacher asked Xiao Ming to get up and make a question sentence, and Xiao Ming said in a panic; Teacher, are you calling me? The teacher asked him to make an imperative sentence again, and Xiao Ming lowered his head; I didn't hear clearly, please say it again. The teacher asked him to make a statement again, and Xiao Ming blushed; It's too hard, I won't.

Three people escaped from prison and were caught, because they were afraid of escaping again, they made a hundred walls in front of the prison, and the three of them escaped from prison, and the two of them felt too tired to the fourth wall, so they climbed back to rest, and the third person didn't give up, he finished 100 walls, and when he came out, he said, "I'm so tired, I'd better go back to prison and rest."

Life is like an electrocardiogram, when things go well, you die.

During class, Xiao Ming didn't listen carefully, and the teacher called him up and said, "Please use or or to form a sentence." Xiao Ming listened to it and didn't think about it, so he said: Ice cream is 2 yuan a piece, or, or? Hope to adopt.

I can't remember the jokes, just search the Internet.

How to fix the teacher? Pull a piece of on the newspaper, wrap it up, put it in front of the teacher's house, light it, knock on the door and run. When the teacher opens the door and sees a fire, what is the first reaction? That's right, stomp on! Don't talk about it later...

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