Please provide a short sketch! Thank you!

Please upstairs, what people want is a sketch, not cross talk.

Xiaoye: ". .I.

I. Yesterday, I saw the proposal of each class issued by the Youth League Committee, a student in our school suffered from acute appendicitis, Qiao Yan was in the hospital and needed emergency surgery, but his family was the same as mine, and he couldn't get so much money at once, so the Youth League Committee called on us to extend a hand of friendship to help him. I'll just take the money I just got.

Cannon: "But you need money too." Xiaoye: ". .

Compared to one's life, my academics. And what is it?

The five were speechless. Squad leader: "Xiaoye!

The money just now, even if you donated it for the four of us. However, you should not give up studying, because I understand that the school's work-study group has begun to accept people again, as long as it is a student with family difficulties, you can apply to the school. At that time, you will be able to complete your education through your own labor!

Xiaoye: "Really??" Is there such a thing???

Ah Niu: "Squad leader! You are so great!

Cannon: "Why didn't you tell me about such a good idea?" Squad Leader:

Besides, my filial piety wants to say that you didn't let me finish my words. Xiaoye (choked): "Really."

Thank you so much. I. I don't even know what to say.

Yang Shuai: "Don't say so much! Let's help Xiao Ye write an application together!

Everyone: "Good! 5) (Narrator:.)

Ladies and gentlemen! The Chinese player cannon was the first to arrive in the canteen! 12.90 seconds!

A new world record was born. The cannon and the leaflet almost collided) the cannon: "Oops!!"

It's Xiaoye! Xiao Ye: "Okay, you cannon, you want to hit me again?"

Cannon: "Huh. Squad leader, Yang Shuai, Ah Niu is on the heel) "Accompany Lu Xiaoye!

Hello, long time no see! Is work-study hard? Xiaoye: ". .

It's not very hard, the teachers and classmates are very good to me, and I want to tell you a good news, I won the Spring Rain Scholarship in the class, and I can finally pay the tuition for this year!! "Awesome you! ” perfection!

But.? Everyone: "But what??"

Xiao Ye: "But you have to be prepared to endure hardships." Cannon:

Hey! You can rest assured! Yang Shuai and I have grown up from snacks.

Yang Shuai: "Not bad!! The two posed together, and everyone laughed.

Niu: "Don't say it! There's no food in the canteen! ”

Eight screens, one person to say.

Say big and small (lip-syncing).

Good luck! Rich and rich! Great joy!

Daping Daan! Big red! Infinitely merciful!

Ride on the crest of success! Make a fortune!

B: Stop! Stop! You're just a shame! What is the windfall? Is there a blessing like you?

A: People are not rich without foreign wealth! Who doesn't want to make a fortune?

B: It's okay to make a big fortune, but you can't make a windfall, a windfall is an ill-gotten gain, and an ill-gotten gain is the work of a villain! A gentleman loves money and takes it in the right way!

A: Well said! I'm a big man, I don't want to be a villain like that!

B: What's wrong with you today? Why do you say so much? You're not too wordy!

A: I've always liked big, as long as it's big, I like it, eat meat and eat big pieces, drink wine and drink big bowls, who doesn't like big? Do you like to be small?

B: Draw a match on your mouth, you can teach you to speak! I just like it.

Method, method, method, method, gambling host, black paste, each each, each each, each bet on the host, bet on the

I heard that the head teacher of the junior high school suddenly became delirious and basically did not recognize anyone.

I went to visit him with my classmates during the Chinese New Year, and when I met, my classmates all came forward and asked, do you remember me, the teacher just shook his head, and looked at his classmates who asked, and I walked forward to ask.

The teacher suddenly came to his senses and pointed at me: I remember you, when you were caught smoking, you pushed me and hit my head against the wall when you ran away.