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There is a chubby little brother, I went to pick up Huitong, the sign said [pick up the express delivery and send ice cream], the fat brother lowered his voice: "The thicker ones have sandwiches." "I flipped through it:
Isn't this one? "Look again. "This?
Hey. "This one definitely is. ”
Then——— courier brother is honest and don't deceive me, hehe.
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One of my university teachers who teaches theory classes, Sven Wen, is white and pure. No matter how you look at it, it's a weak (sorry, some attributes are exposed) The legend is that I haven't been in love at the age of thirty-two, and I've always felt that it's very cute and cute!
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Cheng Tian is holding a pair of red scissors. That's right, I even took the gym class, I really don't know what I thought at the time. The scissors are quite sharp, and once I didn't play well and scratched my hand, and I felt very embarrassed, so I said-"Oh, this day has finally come, this scissor can only be subdued if it is stained with my blood, and it will never hurt me again from now on."
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There used to be a male classmate.,I know a lot of things.,Because it's a representative of the math class.,So when there's 5 minutes left after class, he will be asked to come up and talk about astronomy.,It seems to have talked about black holes and the theory of relativity.,But it's not rigid.,Sometimes after class, everyone still lets him continue to talk.,Usually he's also very humorous.,Love to joke or something.。
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The little brothers at our school's express station are super cute, one is from the Northeast, and he smiles when he sees people: "How many pickup numbers?" Eighty-five deleted world?
When I bought cosmetics before, and when I put them out for inspection, the little brother in the Northeast let out an exclamation: "What is this?" "Cosmetics so much on one face?!
Can't I have a big face!
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The coolest and funniest person I have ever met is my high school Chinese teacher, although he is over half a hundred years old, he is not without losing his humor, there is no generation gap with us, and he has a high level of self-cultivation, knowing everything. Dress up in an edgy fashion!
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I'm going to have an ant tattooed on the bottom of my foot in the future. "I met a very interesting person who said, in the words of another friend, that he was the Ethiopian rainbow.
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A friend, we have known each other for less than a year, and she and I can quarrel and even fight without saying a word, but after that it is really fine, and then continue to talk and laugh, she dislikes my occasional whims, and I despise her sometimes whimsy! I think we're the two of the funniest people at the moment!
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Billy. Helrington, Van Darkholm, Ricardo. Miros. These are all people I've met who are very free and have a lot of fun acting, and finally, remember to add a male soul between "free", "acting", "fun".
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I have an uncle, and he has a great influence on me. When he was young, he gave people back boards in the marble slab field, and there were marble bay windows and cupboards at home should know, it was very heavy, and then he came to the furniture factory to run the business, and then he opened a franchise store in Wuhan, I contacted him in college, at that time he had already bought a house and a car through his own efforts, he was a person who could influence others, thoughtful, particularly energetic, able to toss, as if he had endless energy and new ideas, spoke humorously, and cared about the people around him, and his wife said that he was suitable for being friends. They have a very good relationship with the couple, I envy the family every day to have breakfast together, occasionally get together with friends, take the children out to travel during the summer vacation, maintain a neat appearance, and live in his house for a period of time when I go to school, their husband and wife have a really big influence on me, I can't say what it is, but it is to distinguish you from your previous self, your previous cognition.
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Myself! Be financially independent, do whatever you want. Moreover, it is very humorous. Humorous ** is self-deprecating. So I'm very popular. Although I love to laugh at myself, what I can come up with and ridicule has never been something I cared about.
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Everybody is funny, but they don't have much freedom and don't dare to let you see it.
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Pippi longstocking, lonely, free, fun.
May I one day live like her. I'm a little tired right now.
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The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand. I met a fat man, he is this kind of person, very cute.
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There is a man who sells stupid pork in the bazaar, and he always shouts a self-created advertising slogan: Pork is stupid and fragrant! And with a bit of a dialect tone!
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Of course it's yourself, and you can make yourself happy.
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For me, true freedom is not to be counted on.
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Qiao Renliang! You can say go, well, and Leslie Cheung!
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Song Dongye, a folk singer, writing songs is just to say your feelings, sing your happy and unhappy, so that you can empathize.
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When I saw this title, I was reminded of Da Bing, a wild writer who also served as a host, the owner of a potato bar, and could sing and play drums.
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One of my favorite singers, Pu Shu. Longing for freedom, although he has been silent for many years, he has never forgotten his original ideals and has been singing about himself.
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Traveler. Reading 10,000 books is not rotten, like traveling 10,000 miles. They are free, they have seen the customs and customs of the world, and the people who are engaged in the job of closing the door are also interesting.
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Sanmao, a strange girl in the literary world who is in trouble, plays plum, and has been wandering for half her life. She has been pursuing freedom all her life and longing for a distant place. Her words are unique, and her people are different.
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The wandering singers on the streets, although they have no fixed place to live, they have to be prepared to be picked up by the city management from time to time, but they sing the joy of the repentant sun, as long as there is an audience, Bilian is not a stage.
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I think of my university teacher, he said, "In this world, you don't have to be rich to feel happy, but from the ordinary life, I found joy and humor, I chose to be a teacher, not because there is no better, higher-paying job to go to town, but I like such a dull and interesting life." ”
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After graduating with a master's degree, many companies rushed to hand him an olive branch, but he refused, and his dream was to be an explorer, and he wanted to go to distant places with those who were as interesting as him.
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My ideals threw me away in this unfortunate crowd. "Zhao Lei, like us at the same time, has dreams and feelings, and is a flesh-and-blood person, not just a rental Qingliang idol. Anyone who can write lyrics like that must have an interesting soul.
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Let's talk about the fun things about life in space: In a spaceship, sleeping, drinking, walking, and bathing are all fun things. For example:
1. It's fun to sleep tied in a sleeping bag.
2. Drinking water is fun to use a drinking bag with a straw.
3. It's fun to walk in shoes with hooks on the soles.
4. It is fun to take a bath with a sealed bath bucket, a sealed bath cover, and a fixed foot.
Sleeping, drinking, walking, and bathing in a spaceship are all so fun because people and objects lose weight in space.
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Astronauts move in the spacecraft differently from walking on the ground, mainly by hand, and many handrails are installed in the spacecraft to facilitate astronauts.
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What are some interesting things in space and what happens? The picture is too beautiful to look at!
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What is the difference between jumping in space and Earth.
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Drink water – use a straw, if you don't use a straw, you can't drink water.
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Name: Wang XX, unmarried, specific coordinates of birth, north latitude, east longitude, place of birth: hospital.
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A friend went to a small company to fill out a very good resume: Lao Tzu's surname is Gao, a word of civil and military, and his ancestral home is Henan, north of Zhengzhou.
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I: Made in China in 82 years, height 4500px, tare net weight 80 kg, after ten years of operation inspection, it is a trustworthy product.
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I was a temporary recruiter in the unit, and I saw a very humorous resume, and my hobby was: All the tasks given by the leader are my hobbies.
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I've seen a humorous resume, nationality: Although I wear a dress, my heart is still Chinese.
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When I just graduated and went to the interview, marital status: marriage: I wait, I seek, wait to find my love.
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I saw one in the company's recruiting unit when I looked at the resume, the resume name: taken by the parents, and the place of residence: home.
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I've seen a resume with obsessive-compulsive disorder, all the fonts are written diagonally, and the oblique ones are very neat.
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Our company's interviewer gave two men who came to apply for a resume form some time ago, and the examiner did not speak for a long time after reading the resume filled out by the first filial piety socks, name: Bu Shenxiang next to the English type or Chinese?
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There are quite a lot of interesting people, some people at work have a particularly lively personality, sometimes he doesn't care about which school is too much, he just thinks he's happy, don't care so much, care about other people's eyes slowly make light, he thinks that his happiness is the most important thing.
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Colleagues at work, when it comes to the lunch break at noon, always like to put a dragon gate array for everyone, which is like talking about cross talk, which makes everyone laugh and have a stomachache.
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It's really fun to work with him, and I love being with him because he knows everything, he's very funny, and the day goes by easily.
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My job is very boring, but I have a person who works with me, and he enjoys life very much. He'll be there. When we are tired from work, singing or moving the meridians seem to be much more lively than us. Matching rows.
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When I was at work, I met a lot of interesting people, such as Kobayashi in our company, he likes to joke every time, count late and then tell us jokes, which is the pistachio of our company's potato plum.
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The funny people I met were that he always liked to throw his chopsticks in the toilet and that he had to set up his desk as if it were at home.
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Foreign friends, Internet celebrities, those who can sing, and those who specialize in hip-hop. The **talent of these people is still very good, and the countryside**.
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One person takes three people across the single-plank bridge and lines up to get the money. Note: The first person is carrying a bag full of money, which means that he has taken the first step to success, the second person is dancing and following closely behind, the third person is pushing the person in front and teaching the person behind him, and the fourth person is still in the learning stage when he has just entered the industry.
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The sun shines on a bottle finger pair: the sun is a chain operation, the bottle mouth down represents the current economic situation of China, and the purpose of the sunshine project is to solve the production and marketing neck bottle. It first adopts order-based consumption, and there is a child with regret in the middle, which represents that the chain operation is still young.
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There are two big and small people in the treasure gourd, and one is crying on behalf of the poor people, and he has no money in his hands. A representative of the rich is laughing, this is a pair of contradictions, chain management is to solve this contradiction, to solve the gap between the rich and the poor.
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The funniest thing is that the farmer is holding a cow: staring at it means that the branch is not with the person who is looking at the hole, the cow is impulsive, and the horns are facing outward, which represents the boycott of foreign goods.
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S-shaped flying fish, it is exactly the same flying fish from a distance, but it is a different flying fish from a close distance, which means: their own business and chain seem to be the same essence, but the filial piety is different!
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The crooked path on the lake: Meaning: Be obedient and do less detours! This is just building a road, hehe, the human brain is really an infinite dry section of the burning suspicion. No hoops.
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There is someone on the top who is holding a bow and arrow: it implies that there is no turning back when the bow is opened, there is only success and giving up, and there is no failure. God, how can your thoughts be so open-minded.
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I still remember that there is a fun one in the sky, and the bulletin board on the edge of the lake: the depth of the water is dangerous!! Protect water quality and prohibit swimming Meaning: Macro deficit control.
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The key to the industry, the key to the industry, to understand that the industry is hit by the rotten, to walk into the industry without worrying about eating and drinking, and to walk out of the industry to sing and dance.
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Thinking child: hat reversed, reverse thinking, 361 states trembling knots imitation points, representing a line outside the 360 lines, do you understand the game of chess that the country walks?
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I've met some friends who are particularly handsome.,When I first saw them, I judged that the scum was the kind of person who was surrounded by a lot of people.,After that, there have been girls in a class who have been looking for it and think it's very interesting.,I've never experienced it.。
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The most interesting thing is that I was at the same table.,When I first arrived at school, he didn't say a word about the manuscript and said that it looked like Sakura Sakura was introverted.,I thought it was a girl.,I remember going back to the dormitory at night and found that I slept on my top bunk.。
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I have met the kind of person who is very self-disciplined, as if he has come back from the army, he goes to bed early and gets up early every day and has been exercising, and he is very envious.
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The brother who slept on my top bunk, this is the first brother in my life, the brother who passed his life, the brother who bent the cong, was very humorous and was an Internet addicted teenager, and he was like a crazy boy who had seen too much. 、
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My boss, he is a person I can rely on quickly, that is, he can be literate and martial, he can not only protect his empty limbs from being bullied, but also help me during exams, the most important thing is that he is very aggressive, has a good mind and is very open-minded and far-sighted.
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I've seen people who like to take leave, we basically can't see others in the classroom in a class in Yizai Town, and basically take three days off a week, and I don't know what I'm on.
Boyfriend is, I have picked up money several times, how much money is enough to buy in the mall**Most of them will win, not a small prize, I always say that he is stupid and stupid.
During the Spring Festival last year, my nephew, who was in kindergarten, bragged to the whole family about his great arithmetic: You just have to solve the problem, and I can figure it out. We said some addition and subtraction within ten, and the little guy got it all right, and then put on an unbeatable appearance, and his father gave him a problem in order to frustrate his arrogance. >>>More
At the time of baking, milk carton baking powder is mixed with flour, or vinegar and baking soda are mixed, and then the "volcanic effect" occurs, and the process undergoes a double displacement or metathesis reaction. The reaction process between vinegar and baking soda is roughly as follows: HC2H3O2(AQ) +NaHCO3(AQ) NAC2H3O2(AQ) +H2O(AQ) +CO2(G).
The duplicitous people I met, such as my mother, she was a duplicitous person, and she said no, but in her heart she made me agree to do something.
For example, when I was riding the train at the high-speed rail station, when I was going up the stairs and checking the ticket, I felt that it was very crowded, and those crowded crowds filled the entire high-speed rail station.