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Anonymous users2024-02-13It's good that if he can understand it, you can keep him cheerful and nurture his humor cells, and you must be in a good mood when you tell jokes, which can infect the child.
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Anonymous users2024-02-12Steve Jobs: Shiyi, when do you plan to go back to school? Me: Today. Jobs: Wonder horse! Such a tragedy! Me: ...Jobs: Humph! I quit!
The duck and the crab race to the finish line together, and it is difficult to tell the winner. The referee said, "Rock-paper-scissors!" The duck was furious: "You, count me? I'm always out with paper, and he's always with scissors.
When a gecko strayed into the crocodile pool and died, the gecko was in a hurry, hugged the crocodile and shouted: "Mom! The crocodile was stunned for a moment, and immediately burst into tears: "Child, it's all thin like this, don't go to work anymore!" Let's take a break for the holidays! ”！
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Anonymous users2024-02-11Xiaohong said to the owner who sold meat.
Xiaohong: Is there any bread?
Boss: No.
Xiaohong: Is there any Coke?
Boss: No.
Xiaohong: I didn't open any stores.
Boss: ...
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Anonymous users2024-02-10It depended on how old a child to talk about and the child's comprehension ability.
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Anonymous users2024-02-09It should be good for the child to relax and unwind.
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Anonymous users2024-02-08It's good, it can cultivate a cheerful personality.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Small jokes for children aged 3-6 include:
1. The father asked his son: "If the car is made of chocolate, which part do you say to eat first?" ”
Son: "Wheels, so the car can't drive." ”
2, there is a six-year-old daughter at home, one day she quarreled with Hu Ming's mother, turned around and pinched her waist and roared at her grandparents: Look at you two, how can you be the daughter-in-law you are looking for your son, bullying me all day long!
3. I quarreled with my wife at night, and my daughter, who was watching Journey to the West, couldn't bear it anymore and turned her head and said, "If you two really can't do it, just break up and share the luggage!" Sick of it! ”
4. A little girl was playing in the park and saw a pregnant woman with a big belly, so she walked over and asked: Auntie, what is in your belly? The pregnant woman replied
It's my baby. The little girl asked again: Do you love your baby?
Of course, pregnant women. Then why are you eating him?! The little girl shouted blaming.
5. The little bee said, "Mom, Mom, I'm going to marry a mosquito when I grow up." Mom asked, "Why?" The little bee said: "Because the mosquito sings so well, you see that as long as he sings, everyone will applaud!" ”
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