The classic lines of Dragon Travel, the classic lines of Dragon and Phoenix .

Episode 1:】Landmark Event]:

Sima Haotian hung up; The Queen Mother jumped off the cliff; Eighteen years later, the Jade Dragon returned; A drunken building sells wine to Tang Le; A bowl of mutton soup is also light and salty.

Funny lines]:

Ge Nianshou's search for soy milk in the next year. (Actually, I think the shape of the dragon feather is also very funny--.)

Episode 2:】Landmark Event]:

The Jade Dragon returned to the country, Long Shan met for the first time, and Long Wu.

For the first time, make five sentences of buns.

Classic lines]:

1. Don't shout long live in the future, who in this world can really live to live long live? Is that not empty and false, and in the future, it will be spared? - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

2. In ancient times, the holy kings all governed the world with filial piety, and the so-called filial piety was to be close to the family, but now the king does not even know the life and death of the queen mother, and the whereabouts of the queen mother are unknown, which can be described as the first unfilial person in the world. How can such a great unfilial person still boast that he will rule the world with filial piety, and how can he set an example for his people and be a king for men. - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

3. The whereabouts of the queen mother are unknown for one day, and the king will not be the king for one day. - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

4. This king came to the world in person to visit my mother, and at the same time looked at the sufferings of the people and secretly investigated the good and bad of the officials. - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

5. I hope that my civil and military will work together and do not live up to my heart. - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

Funny lines]:

1, he, the lord of the crooked dragon country - the shopkeeper.

2, he loves folk beauties, and he kisses folk beauties - shop Xiaoer.

3, take it for granted - Sima Yulong Chu Tianyou.

4. Five flavors: How to say that this is a five-sentence bun? Explain it to me.

Yulong: Don't you know when you take a bite?

Wuwei: He's right, why scold him ?..

Episode 3:】Landmark Events]:

Shan slays the dragon; Slay the dragon.

will appear; Shanshan pretended to be the queen mother to lead the dragon into the Dragon Slaying Pond; Feather saves the dragon.

Classic lines]:

1. If the king acts partially, or neglects the government, or indulges in pleasure or wastes money, you must also speak carefully, and strongly advise me, so that I can change my ways. - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

2. The so-called self-cultivation Qi family governs the country and equalizes the world.

Li Huan. Funny lines]:

1. It can only show that our lord is extraordinary, acts differently, and employs people uniquely-Li Huan.

2. God bless: I climbed through the window to find something from before.

Five Flavors: Thief!

Godyou: Quietly, don't shout. What about you, it's **.

Five flavors: Everyone tacitly agrees

3, yes and how, not how - Bai Shanshan.

4. If I say yes, you want to take my life, then I say no, I have committed the capital crime of pretending to be the lord of the country, you say, how can I tell you? - Sima Yulong, Chu Tianyou.

5. Then I'd rather kill by mistake than misplace. - Bai Shanshan.

6. You die! - Bai Shanshan.

Hehe, if you want it all, I want it too.

Love is tolerance, patience ......

Today's attachment will cause.

Tomorrow. Regret!

Don't waste your life on places you're bound to regret!

Happiness is like a glass ball, if you fall to the ground, it will turn into a lot of pieces, no matter how hard you try, you can't pick it up; But as long as you work hard, you will pick up a little bit anyway.

I really want to repent and work hard, I really want to pick up little by little pieces, and I won't be afraid that when I pick up the pieces, I will cut my hands because of the sharpness, because of love.

Happiness is always accompanied by hardship. How to taste sweet if you are afraid of bitterness.

Don't look at me like that, you look at me like this, it makes my heart itch. You still watch, still watch?!

It doesn't matter if you're in bad shape.

Maomao "little gambler" - good.

Lovely name.

Yikes! God asked me to take this one from you.

White Bone Spirit. Spider Spirit.

Please go back, "Happiness is something you have to strive for".

It's not that you know whether you like it or not, you have to let people know whether you like it or not."

Big mouth wants to kiss".

To marry or not to marry".

To marry or not to marry" "Say now that I won't marry".

Mi guessed Lan Bi Hong: Happy and jumping.

Jump even if you're not happy.

Let's vent.

Zhong Sen: Happy too.

If you are not happy, you will also bubble.

Pull out the blow.

Refers to pickled girls. snickering).