What are the deep sentences of social routines, and what are the humorous sentences of urban routine

Scheming sentences with deep routines [excellent article].

1.I like to use spaces instead of all punctuation.

2.From the bottom of my heart, I said to my air conditioner that it's good to have you, how can I live without you!

3.A woman who doesn't take a bath won't smell good no matter how much she rubs perfume.

4.Fortunately, I have a mental illness, and the whole person is more energetic.

5.Why does the pangolin keep digging in the ground, because it is looking for pangolin.

6.After reading books for more than ten years, it is easier to mix in kindergarten when I think about it.

7.Old people can't fight. Small children cannot be beaten. Women can't fight. Man. Fight to the death.

8.My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

9.I bought a razor online, and my beard was shaving.

10.I woke up early this morning thinking I had grown up, and when I looked closely, it turned out that the quilt was horizontal!

11.I didn't dare to look in the mirror for too long because I was afraid that I would fall in love with myself.

12.I went to dream about something, and I slept ...... first

13.However, the old women on the bridge have changed to selling milk tea, telling me how to forget it.

14.Mengniu made the difficult decision that if Yili milk was detected in the user's stomach, melamine would be automatically released.

15.Only those who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming style.

The city routine is deep, and I want to go back to the countryside. The rural roads are too slippery to go anywhere.

1. Less routine, more sincerity.

2. The urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside, the rural roads are also slippery, and people's hearts are more complicated.

3. Since ancient times, affection cannot be retained, only routines can win people's hearts.

4. Your routines are played deep in my heart's routines, who takes who seriously.

5. As long as the routine is deep iron pestle grinding.

6. He speaks in a very routine way, and we are all used to his way of speaking.

7, the world is so chaotic, pretend to be pure for whom, the urban routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside to criticize: there is nowhere to go 8, the countryside has been rectified, and the routine is as deep as the sea.

9. The countryside is also beautiful, and there are various routines.

If you praise others, it seems that you can talk to others very well, and if your feelings heat up in an instant, but for students who don't have a job and have any money, it's best not to trick others.

I'm a veteran driver.

Any of the following sentences is read quickly and repeatedly.

Fishing has to go to the island.

You can't catch it until you get to the island.

I also eat egg glutinous baba.

I also eat glutinous eggs.

Red rooster male tail gray.

The male tail of the gray rooster is red.

If you want to trick others, you have to know what others want, and use what others want as bait.

Sultry confession routine:

1. "You are so perfect, but there is a shortcoming." "What are the drawbacks? ”

Disadvantages of me" 2,"I had insomnia last night"

It means that you thought about it all night"

3. "Who do you like?" ”

It's not you anyway".

You're going to die if you lie to me? ”

Lied, you're not dead! ”

4. "If you are so 2, then I am 4".

I'm still you besides you. ”

5、"What is going on in my head day by day"

Miss you"Men and women ask and answer routines.

1."I'm sure I've eaten too much salt. ”

Yes? "Otherwise, why do you always miss you!”

2."You don't cook for me"

Where do I have the strength to be coquettish with you"

3."If you're not afraid of trouble"

Then please stay with me"

4.Speaking of the good things about my boyfriend.

It can be summed up in five words.

Will pick a girlfriend"

5."You must come when I get married!”

Why? "Because it would be embarrassing not to have a bride. ”

I know there's a good restaurant nearby, do you want to eat together?

1. What is your lung capacity, can blow the so big?

2. You know that the urban routine is deep, but you don't know that the rural roads are more slippery and people's hearts are more complicated.

3. Thank you to those who have knocked me down before, it's really comfortable to lie down.

4. When I was a child, I drew a hundred yuan to buy a car, and the boss said that my money was fake, nonsense, of course it was fake, and your car was not real.

5. Since I met your sister, I have made up my mind about your brother.

6. Talking to someone I like is like talking to God, you say yes, they never respond.

7. Mingren doesn't say dark words, I like you.

8. Since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in my first year of junior high school, I haven't understood mathematics anymore.

9. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and I can't stop it if there is a road.

10. I have a heart to learn, but I just gave birth to a life that fails the course.

11. On the road of feelings, you always stop and go, are you not good at legs and feet?

12. They are used to pointing at you behind your back and scolding Huai, that's because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You're a winner, don't be afraid.

13. The cashier said: There is no change, let's find you two plastic bags.

14. I am convinced that there will be a man who came to this world to suffer from my torture.

15. Narcissism is not a sin, please line up behind if you are obsessed with your brother.

16. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

17. Don't save money hard at the most beautiful age, otherwise you will not only be poor, but also ugly.

18. Remember, my dear, only those who are good-looking are called coquettish, and those who are ugly are called wild!

19. If you feel that you are poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is still right.

20. Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape it by changing the channel.