The story told by Chen Taotao 10, the story told by Chen Taotao

1.There are three small birds in the tree, the hunter "bang" shot and killed one, how many are left?

There is one left, because one flew away to call the police, and the other only needs to stay as a witness.

2.Remember the tortoise and rabbit race?

Because the rabbit was too proud last time to win against the tortoise. So he asked the turtle to come out to race again this time, but it was useless, no matter how hard the rabbit ran, he couldn't outrun the turtle, because the turtle put up a sign next to the finish line that said: Whoever crosses the finish line first is the old turtle.

3.There are three animals, a snake, a turtle, and a centipede, and they play hoe brother together, and their mouths are very dry. Each person took ten dollars to buy beer and soda to drink.

The turtle loses and is sent to buy a drink. When the turtle went there for two days and did not come back, the snake said, "Is there any mistake, I want to be greedy for even thirty dollars, so greedy."

The centipede also said, "Turtle, it's really too greedy......Before they had finished speaking, the turtles said, "Don't say that, or I won't buy it."

It turned out that the turtle had crawled for two days and had not climbed out of the door.

Then, the centipede volunteered, "I have many feet, I'll go as fast as I can." He hurried to the door with three feet and two steps.

As a result, I went for four days and didn't come back. Then the turtle said, "Is there any mistake, thirty dollars are stolen!"

Then the snake said, "This boy is too unremarkable." But he heard a voice saying,

Feed! Don't talk nonsense, and I'm not going to buy it. "Look over there, it turns out that the centipede is still wearing the fiftieth pair of shoes, and it hasn't been put on yet.

I said that when I saw you again, I would continue to tell you the story of the tortoise, the centipede, and the big brother of the snake hoe. Do you remember that the turtle crawled very slowly, and the centipede was busy putting on his shoes. So neither of them could afford to buy soda and beer.

And the snake crawled out of the doorway in less than two seconds. But he went for a long, long time before he returned, and when he came back, the turtle and the centipede scolded him. The snake spoke, don't scold me, and if you scold me again, you won't even have to be a friend.

Do you know why the snake has been gone for so long and can't buy soda and beer back? Because snakes can't hold things without hands, I didn't dare to come back to see them, but I didn't expect that this snake was really my ......”

4.Once upon a time, there was a martial arts master, his wife was killed by someone else, and he wanted to avenge his wife, but he was naked by that person in the first game.

I don't remember what it is, but it's probably like this.

Three good friends, a tortoise, a centipede, a snake. They wanted to drink, so they asked the turtle to buy it, and after a few hours the turtle did not return, and it turned out that the turtle had climbed too slowly and had not yet left the house. Then the centipede went to buy it, but it didn't come back for a few hours, and they found that the centipede was still wearing shoes.

The snake finally volunteered to buy it, and came back all at once. He reluctantly said to his good friend, I don't have hands, I can't hold wine.

- Assistant Professor, School of Insurance, Southwestern University of Finance and Economics.

Lecturer, School of Insurance, Southwestern University of Finance and Economics.

Associate Professor, School of Insurance, Southwestern University of Finance and Economics.

Learn German at the Goethe-Institut in Düsseldorf, Germany.

Postdoctoral fellow in health economics at the Faculty of Economics, University of Duisburg-Essen, Germany.

Associate Professor, School of Insurance, Southwestern University of Finance and Economics.

Professor, School of Insurance, Southwestern University of Finance and Economics.