A witty and humorous story about a great man

The famous writer George Bernard Shaw was thin and weak, and at a time he attended a banquet, a pot-bellied rich man saw the thin George Bernard Shaw and laughed:"Yes! Dear George Bernard Shaw, they say that the world is in famine, I didn't believe it at first, but when I saw you, I finally believed it. "

Once, an American reporter saw the Prime Minister using an American-made "Parker" brand fountain pen and asked, "Mr. Prime Minister, it seems that you also like our American-made things?" "*** smiled and said:

**, this was sent by a North Korean friend after the victory to resist US aggression and aid Korea. At the time, I didn't want it, so my friend said, this is the loot that was captured, let's take it as a souvenir. I thought so, so I took it. ”

Tongue war Mikoyan.

Once, *** stopped by to visit Moscow after returning from a meeting in Geneva. At a reception held in his honor, he toasted the Soviets in English. At this time Mikoyan (Deputy Chairman of the Council of Ministers of the USSR) complained:

Zhou, why don't you speak Russian? Your Russian is very good! This statement is obviously very unfriendly.

He ignored it for now, and said in English, "Mikoyan, it's time for you to learn Chinese." In order to urge Mikoyan to say the reason for not learning Chinese.

Mikoyan took the bait and complained: "Chinese is too difficult to learn." As soon as these words came out, *** immediately said briskly:

Don't worry, come back to our embassy and we will be very happy to teach you. "All of a sudden, Mikoyan was put in the position of a kind of student.

In the 50s, when I was talking to an American reporter, the reporter saw a Parker pen in the Prime Minister's office, and asked proudly with a bit of sarcasm: "Your Excellency, are you also superstitious about our fountain pens?" *** listened to it and said humorously

It was given to me by a North Korean friend. This friend said to me: "This is what the U.S. military used in the Panmunjom surrender signing ceremony, please leave it as a souvenir!"

I think the origin of this fountain pen is very meaningful, so I left this fountain pen from your country. The American journalist's face was red to the base of his ears.

In May 1960, *** and *** inspected Changsha, and after work, went to the riverside for a walk. Looking at the head of Orange Island, hundreds of boats compete for the stream, ten thousand sails are competing, *** Yixing is flying, and the mouth occupies a couplet: "Orange Island, the boat next to the continent, the boat is not good", this linkage is relative, the artistic conception is far away, three broken sentences, two "thimestones", "continent" and "boat" are homophony, and it is extremely difficult to deal with them.

said to the *** beside him: "Enlai, I am exhausted for a while, how about you please have the icing on the cake?" "*** Quick-witted, familiar with geography, understand Changsha within 100 steps to get a good sentence:

Tianxin Pavilion, the pigeon in the pavilion, the pigeon does not fly. "Tianxin Pavilion is a scene in Changsha City, opposite to Orange Island. It is neat and smooth, the whole couplet is integrated, and the two great men laugh at each other.

I have experienced the planning of the moon and the atmosphere.

1. A noble lady arrogantly said to the French writer Maupassant: "Your ** is nothing remarkable, but seriously, your beard is very good-looking, why do you have such a big beard?" Maupassant said lightly

At least I can give someone who doesn't know anything about literature something to compliment me. ”

2. When the British Parliament was in session, a member of parliament saw Churchill in the seat shaking his head in disagreement when he spoke. "I remind you that I am just expressing my opinion," the MP said.

3. The Prime Minister received a visit from reporters. An American journalist spotted a Parker pen belonging to the Prime Minister. This question was raised:

May I ask Your Excellency, Your Excellency, even Your Excellency owns a Parker fountain pen, does it mean that the Chinese like our American fountain pen? "The problem is clearly that the drunkard does not mean to drink.

When he heard this, he picked up the Parker pen and smiled meaningfully: "Speaking of which, the paragraph is long and balanced!" This fountain pen was given to me by a North Korean friend, who was a trophy of the War of Resistance Against America.

I'm not used to receiving gifts, but my friend said that this special souvenir reminds us of the era when we fought side by side. In this way, I have a fountain pen from your country.

4. Once, a reporter asked Taft what his exact weight was. "I'm not going to tell you. Taft said in a thunderous voice, "But you know, someone also asked Speaker Reid, and he said that a truly cultured person should not weigh more than 200 pounds.

But I've broken that record and reached 300 pounds. ”

5. One night, Washington sat with a few guests by the fireplace and chatted, because the fireplace behind him was too hot, and Washington felt too hot, so he turned around and sat down with his face facing the fireplace. One of the guests in the room joked: "My general, you should withstand the flames of war, how can you be afraid of the flames of war?"

Washington laughed: "You are wrong. As a general, I should face the flames of war and accept the challenge, if I turn my back to the flames of war, won't I become a defeated general who escapes?