Wet firewood meets small flames, as playful words as urgent

1. I often change jobs, I have stayed in many cities in China, whenever a friend asks me where I work, I will say "China Mobile".

2. The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing next to you but you don't know that I love you, but that when the exam is approaching, others are reviewing and I am preparing.

3. When dry firewood meets fire, it is called Mingsao; When wet wood meets a small flame, that's a sullen squeak.

5. The elevator arrived at the station with a "ding" sound like a microwave oven, and a bunch of half-baked people walked out.

6. Stand up when you fall, change to a good-looking posture and fall down again.

7. Compare who is handsome with these two fish, and handsome is tomorrow's dish.

8. Time is like a face, and the sun and moon are like a pot.

9. What is the pet you most want to have? - Ultraman.

10. Just now I made a difficult decision: let's get married!

11. Reason with your lover, you don't want to love; I don't want to reason with my wife; Reasoning with colleagues is because I don't want to get mixed up; Reason with your boss, but you don't want to do it.

12. Time equals money, and I lose money every day.

13. There is a seasoning, which is very idle all day long, so it becomes salt.

14. The high-profile is to tip the driver when taking the bus, and to eat a bowl of fried noodles with a left knife and a right fork with dry red. Low-key means that you have to eat an abalone with a baked cake, for fear that others will see it.

15. Even if life is a cup, I want to make a blue and white porcelain with the highest quality in the official kiln!

16. Surprise is a double yellow egg, and despair is double yellow water.

17. Name Turtle, lives in Tulou, cousin in Turkmenistan, cousin in Turkey, constellation Saturn. I love to sleep on the kang, I love to eat toast, I love to speak local dialect, and I love to be a bandit. Support land reform, oppose burial, be a native, and be rustic. Fortunately, I didn't go to the Department of Civil Engineering!

Xiucai met Bing and couldn't explain it clearly.

The water is green and the sky is blue and dusty, and the scenery and warmth are better than Sanqin.

When you look at this signature, you are bored.

Tremble, you stupid earthlings!

You're so awesome, does your family know?

You can take a look at the Tusky quotes, they work.

In fact, there is no road on the ground, and when there are more people walking, it will be blocked.

Horizontally look at the side of the ridge into a peak, the distance and the height are different, do not know the true face of Lushan, only because of being in this mountain.

I'll make a song for you, I created it myself, and I drank high wine in the middle of the night, and I don't know if I was drunk and carnival!

Wake up in the morning and roll the sheets for the night!