Is there a two person joke of 50 to 100 words or less that is two person talking

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Naturally, A stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scenario 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......Scene 7] Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away): Greater China ......

Scene 8] Teacher: Let's eat a piece of fries.

Boy N: Thanks, no.

Teacher: ......

Tang Seng: You should find a shortcut to learn the scriptures this time!

Goku: Flying is faster than riding a horse!

Eight Commandments: Divine Six is Faster!

Sha Seng took out a gun: When he heard about this thing, he immediately sent it to the west.

After the police arrived.

Constable A: What a serious car accident.

Officer B: yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, there's breathing, let's help him turn his head back.

Officer B: Okay. One or two made great efforts and turned back.

Officer A: Well, I'm not breathing.

Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?

Answer: Robot cat.

Why: Because he can't see his fingers.

Question: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world?

Answer: It's still a robot cat.

Why: Because he always stretches out his round hand to people!

A man was dying of starvation in the desert, when he picked up the magic lamp.

Magic Lamp: "I can only fulfill one wish of you, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry." ”

Person: "I want my wife ......."”

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "I'm dying of hunger and greedy for beauty!" Lamentable! With that, he disappeared.

Man: "....Cake. ”

Wife cake is a kind of pastry).

There is a man who ventures alone in the forest and suddenly finds himself surrounded by cannibals. So he shouted to the sky: "I am dead, God save me!" ”

I saw a light appear in the sky, and a voice came: "Not necessarily, you pick up a big stone on the ground again and crush the chief who took the lead to death." So he picked up the largest stone on the ground and threw it at the chieftain, killing him.

The people were all stunned for a moment, and then they glared angrily, and then a voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead." ”

When I lived in a selling property, I desperately boasted that I was a pacesetter and model of a smart community. Yesterday, there was an incident that I couldn't laugh or cry about. A friend came to me, and the security guard wanted to confirm the identity of the visitor [which was understandable], but the gate of the community did not have a direct means of communication to the residents of the community.

He came up with a "folding plan". Use the wireless walkie-talkie to call the center first, and then the center will call to my home through the intercom. It's me who answers.

In this way, it became a sentence later: "Children come to visit their homes when they read." I said

No children are studying. Where did the home visit come from? So my friend blocked the door of the community.

Unconvinced, he asked the doorman to call again. Maybe the people in the center are already annoyed. Just replied:

The owner did not recognize this person. "My friend was in a hurry, so he called my cell phone, and I just happened to pass by the gate to bring him to the house. What does this mean?

Security guards are responsible. But usually the means are too backward and unscientific. Such a message is unacceptable!

If you don't get it right, there will be a big misunderstanding. One of the most common phrases used by "single buildings" to attack the garden community is: "Our security is better than him!!"

Why? Can you think about it? Is there anything you would like to say?

The wife asked her husband, "Do you love me?" My husband replied

Of course love. The wife asked, "Do you love others too?"

The man replied, "Yes, too." The wife was shocked:

Didn't you say I was your everything?! The husband replied: "Yes, you are my concubine and a man who couldn't find a partner, so my colleague introduced him to a girlfriend!"

So the two made an appointment to go out for dinner on the weekend, and when they checked out, they spent 135 yuan. The man had to pay, but the girl said she would have to pay a part (that is, the 35 yuan). The girl explained

Now the AA system is popular, let's call it AB system, hehe. The man saw that the girl was so understanding, and said excitedly: "Then your b is too small, hahaha!" ”

In the essay assigned by the English teacher to the student, the student wrote: The prince and the princess met in the forest, and the prince said: Canyouspeakchinse?The princess said: yesican ......Conversations in Chinese.