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will".
Son: "Dad, how do you write the word 'will' in simplified words?" ”
Father: "There is a cloud word under the human character." ”
Son: "Why?" ”
Father: "When you have a meeting, you can say whatever others say, and it's called 'everyone is in the clouds'." ”
Eat only a ton. The young man decided to go to his hometown in the countryside for a wedding. The man's father sent a telegram to his in-laws in the city.
Q: "How many people can come?" Be prepared. ”
The in-laws called back and said, "There are not many people to go, just prepare a ton of food." He wrote "Don".
into "tons". Soon I received a telegram from the countryside: "The wedding date has been postponed for one month, because it is difficult to make up a ton of rice for a while."
Even. "Api Egg is the truth.
Director Jia said excitedly: "Today, the union invoice watched the movie "The True Story of Api Egg". ”
A young man smiled: "Director Jia, you read it wrong, that's "The True Story of Ah Q". "What? I.
Misread!? Lao Tzu has been playing cards for decades, don't you still know the preserved eggs, go away? ”
The old man lost his teeth. The brothers took their grandfather to the hospital. My brother saw that the "age" of the age on the ** list was misprinted.
Ling", he said to the doctor: "This word 'Ling' is missing a word 'tooth'. ”
It's a 'tooth' word, the doctor said, because we are an outpatient clinic for the elderly! ”
Dr. Qu Yuan. In history class, the teacher is the same student: "Who is Qu Yuan?" ”
It's a doctor. "Students.
Nonsense! "What nonsense, the book says he's a doctor! ”
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10-word short jokes, jokes are what many people will read, and they are generally seen at work or in life when they encounter unhappy things, which can soothe their unhappy emotions, I will take a look at the relevant information of 10-word short jokes.
1. You're in trouble, you're in trouble.
2. There is a kind of love called Titania.
3. I feel sorry for you for missing me.
4. Thunderbolt, have you unloaded happiness?
5. What can hurt me is what I love.
6. If you like it, don't say you're afraid, if you love him, you will take it.
7. It's okay, it's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water.
8. Men don't bother, unless they have menstruation!
9. Men don't rely on handsomeness, they all rely on demeanor.
10. There are too many smiling faces, and I am used to it'It's all sick.
1. Flowers have a reblooming day, and people have no blood.
2. Fat first is not called fat, and then fat overwhelms the kang.
3. The head can be broken, and the hairstyle must not be messy.
4. You keep your secrets, and I guard you.
5. The world is not dirty, where is the sadness?
6. In front of the law, no matter how handsome you are, it's useless.
7. Talking well does not mean that you have no temper.
8. If you want to meet, you can always meet.
9. You have a look that there is no shortage of me.
10. Rich men, it's difficult for men without money!
1. Drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, wake up and take charge of the world.
2. I'm hungry and want to eat some of the bitterness of love.
3. Rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses takes off his pants.
4. Love is enjoyment, marriage is endurance.
5. I believe in you and doubt yourself.
6. I am reluctant to leave, but you are no longer there.
7. If you feel hard, you are forced.
8. Let your field be good, and the grass will not grow.
9, the girl has a docile personality, and her brother is obedient.
10. A strong life does not need to be explained.
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25 jokes that definitely laugh until cramps.
1.A father tells his son a story: Once upon a time there was a frog....
Son: Is there a science fiction story?
Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space...
Son: Is there a restrictive grade?
Father: Shhh Once upon a time there was a frog without clothes...
2.Woman: "Why do you keep chewing candy when you talk to me?" Man: "If you don't chew sugar, why don't you get so many sweet words?"
3.One day, Socrates asked his student Plato, "What is eternal and unchanging?" ”
Plato pointed to the sun in the sky and said, "The ancients and we saw the same sun." ”
Socrates shook his head and said, "The sun also sets. ”
Socrates asked the little god Leth, "What do you think?" ”
Xiao Lisi smiled faintly and said, "There is no eternal existence, only eternal meaning." Although the sun will disappear, people's pursuit of light will never change. ”
4.Once married, the bride farted, the scene became embarrassing, and one person said: "The bride farts, good luck."
After a while, two more farts were released, and the scene became embarrassing, and the man said, "The bride has two more, one top two." After a while, she farted, and the scene became embarrassing, only to see the man say again
Run, the bride is pulling! ”
5.My colleague's sister Xiao Wang just learned to surf the Internet, and she was very willing to chat, and one day she just entered a chat room, and a netizen asked: "Are you a man or a woman?"
Xiao Wang can't type, and the "female" can't type. So she thought for a moment and said, "I'm a young lady."
A netizen typed out a message: "Thank you for your frankness." ”
6.I now know that Li Bai, a house slave, bought a set of unfinished buildings, as evidenced by poems: the bright moonlight in front of the bed - no window; It is suspected that the frost on the ground - the door is not installed; Raise your head to look at the bright moon - the roof is open; Bow your head and miss your hometown - it hurts.
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The blind man crossed the road and saw Hades.
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Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age.
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If you love me, I won't love you, goodbye.
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The bald donkey dared to rob the teacher with the poor road.
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I'm not kidding you for being so good-looking.
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You let me get out, I'll get out, I'll let you get out now, you get out, you don't get out, right? Then I'll commit suicide by jumping off the building.
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1.Why is there no moon in the sky? Because the ox flies in the sky.
2.Why are you flying in the sky? Because you are blowing on the ground.
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Summary. Hello.
Hello. 1. Famous flowers have owners, but hoes are ruthless. 2. Even believe in advertisements, read books with rolling laughter and read silly!
3. If you want to mix in Jiangbei Xiaohu, it is best to be a single! 4. Hooligans are not scary, but they are afraid that hooligans are educated. 5. It's not difficult to drive, I'm just afraid of new people! Stupid.
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1. You're in trouble, you're in trouble.
2. There is a kind of love called Titania.
3. I feel sorry for you for missing me.
4. Love is enjoyment, marriage is endurance.
5. What can hurt me is what I love.
6. If you like it, don't say you're afraid, if you love him, you will take it.
7, it's okay, it's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water.
8. Men don't bother, unless they have menstruation!
9. Men don't rely on handsomeness, they all rely on demeanor.
10. There are too many smiling faces, and all the habits are sick. Edami.
11, drunk and lying on the knees of beauty, awake to the power of the world.
12. I'm hungry and want to eat some of the bitterness of love.
13, rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses will take off the field and take the front pants.
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