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Mike: I've been in China for almost three months, and I've learned Chinese pretty well. Today, I went shopping by myself without a translator! No problem! No problem!

Narrator: After a day of shopping, head back to the hotel.

The foreigner said to the interpreter: "Jay Chou, you Chinese are really confident. ”

Translator Jay Chou asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The foreigner said: "Every time I walk a few streets today, I can see some big signs that say, China is very good, China is very good at business, China is very good at agriculture, China is very good at construction, China is very good at transportation, and Chinese people are very good." ”

Translator Jay Chou: Hahaha! Mike! You read it wrong! It is Bank of China, Commercial Bank of China, Agricultural Bank of China, China Construction Bank, Bank of Communications, People's Bank of China.

Mike: Cover your mouth and open your eyes wide and almost faint!

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but he couldn't just pay the rent, so he had to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, ""There are no three kinds of fields in this field.

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:"Don't give Zhang San to whom"

Zhang San said:"Your words become so fast! "

The landlord replied"Fang Cai's sentence is'Nonsense'At this moment, this sentence is made by seeing the opportunity (chicken).'."

If it's a theatrical gala. There is a person who suddenly falls his leg and then can't go to the game, so what should they do? Yes?

What if a person falls on his leg? The boss of the company asked, "Why did you all break your legs?" So what to do now?

Go up to one of you. I said I'll go up. I'm the best performer, but I have to do it alone.

Because I'm going to pick a genius who performs on the bravery. I was able to go up. They all burned their legs in March, but I have to choose one to be my bodyguard, if you don't mind, choose it.

The first one, it's the deepest, and the calf is the worst, so I wanted to pick him. If he can pick it well, I'll choose someone else, and if he can't dance well, then I'll always pick him.

In the early years, being a soldier had to pass the political examination, and it was impossible for a person with an innocent family history to be admitted

There is a person who wrote in the political trial form: My father was a greedy farmer (poor) who grew up eating sugar (bran) and lived by fighting (firewood) all day long

There was a woman who went out to work and sent a letter home:

It rains every day here, and my colleagues have lives (umbrellas) on my own, and I don't have lives (umbrellas) at home, and I have lives (umbrellas) to send me lives (umbrellas), otherwise I will use money to buy lives (umbrellas) When I was at home, my belly (gall) was very small, and after coming here, with the help of my boyfriends, my belly (gall) has grown day by day

One day, I went to a restaurant with a foreign friend to eat dumplings.

Nice service lady came to ask. My friends always don't miss any opportunity to practice Chinese, rushing to say, how much does it cost to "sleep"?

The young lady was embarrassed and very angry, and I hurriedly explained that he was asking how much the dumplings were.

When the dumplings were served, I asked him if he wanted mustard.

He recruited Miss again, is there a "show"?

The young lady said cheerfully, "Yes, what kind of show do you want?" ”

It's the yellow one.

suburbs), the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes!

Lao Dong is a native of Henan, came to the south to eat breakfast, and asked as soon as he entered the door"Miss. How much is sleeping (dumplings) a night (bowl)?"The waiter was very upset and said:"No. Only.

Steamed bread. "Lao Dong said:"Oh, and it's okay to touch (steamed buns). "The waiter was extremely annoyed and scolded"Rogue! "Lao Dong was extremely surprised"Six cents? It's so cheap! "

There is a family surnamed Pan, and the elders have passed away.

During the family sacrifice, an old gentleman with a strong local accent was invited to be the master of ceremonies.

The obituary is written like this:

Filial piety: Pan Genko.

Filial piety: Chi's.

Filial granddaughter: Pan Liangci.

Filial piety: Pan Daoshi.

But this old gentleman is dizzy and his pronunciation is not standard.

When he followed the obituary roll call, he did not see anything that literally had three points of water or the left capital was missing.

So he read it to him like this: Filial piety, turn ......Follow ......Dou ......」

When Xiaonan heard it, he felt very strange, but he didn't dare to ask, so he turned over a heel fight.

Then he said: "Filial daughter-in-law, also ......."It's ......」

When the filial daughter-in-law heard it: I'm going to turn it over too?So the filial daughter-in-law also turned over a heel fight.

Again: Filial granddaughter, turn it twice. 」

When the filial granddaughter heard it, she thought that her parents had turned it over, so I would too!So I flipped two heels.

At this time, Xiaosun thought to himself: My father and mother have turned it once, and my sister has also turned it twice, so how many times should I turn it?Thinking about it, I started to get nervous: What to do?」

I saw the old gentleman tear open his throat and read out loud:

Filial piety ......Flip ......to ......Dead ......」

Xiao Ming wrote to his uncle:

Dear old . (My uncle couldn't write, so he drew a circle.) ）

I heard that you gave birth to a circle. ）

I hope you can take care of it. (I still can't write the sick word, so I drew a circle again.) Reads it out as:

Dear old egg. I heard that you laid eggs, and I hope you can raise them well.