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Anonymous users2024-02-06Such a talented mosquito with blood.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Bad joke about rabbits.
1. A rabbit saw a farmer dozing off by a dead tree and asked, "Why are you sitting here instead of working in the fields?" ”
The farmer replied, "I'm waiting for you to hit this tree." ”
The rabbit laughed and said, "What age are we, I don't know if we all use GPS?!".”
2. Little granddaughter: "Grandma, why are rabbits' eyes red?" ”
Grandma: "Because it loves carrots!" ”
Little granddaughter: "But our rabbits are fed cabbage?" ”
Grandma: "Because you don't give it carrots, it's crying and red-eyed......."”
3. A rabbit said to his companion: "Now, I don't have to look at humans, humans should be angry with us." ”
The companion asked, "What do you mean by that?" ”
The rabbit replied, "You think, we all have three houses, and they can't even afford one!" ”
4. A rabbit went to a coffee shop and asked the boss, "Is there any cold coffee?" ”
The boss said, "No, how can there be cold coffee?" We've got hot coffee here! ”
The next day, the rabbit went again. The boss said, "No! ”
On the third day, it was still the same. The fourth, fifth, and sixth days are the same.
On the seventh day, the rabbit came again and asked, "Is there any cold coffee?" ”
The owner was unexpected: "Yes, there was cold coffee today!" ”
The rabbit was also relieved and said, "Really? Then trouble boss, you can heat it up for me! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There is a wolf cub that likes to be a vegetarian, and its parents are anxious about it. One day, they saw the wolf chasing a rabbit and were happy. But when the little wolf chased after the rabbit, he said, "Little rabbit, hand over the carrots!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Hope to be adopted by you.
A little white rabbit happily went to the bakery and said, "Uncle, do you have 100 small breads?" Uncle replied:
I'm sorry, we didn't have that much The next day, the little white rabbit came to the bakery again and said, "Uncle, are there 100 loaves of bread?" Uncle replied:
I'm sorry, we don't have that much On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the bakery again and said, "Uncle, do you have 100 loaves of bread?" Uncle replied:
Great! We worked overnight and made 100 loaves of bread! The little white rabbit happily took out the money and said:
Great, I want two! A little white rabbit goes to the bar and asks: Uncle, are there any carrots?
Uncle replied: We have no ......The next day, the little white rabbit came to the bar again and asked, "Uncle, are there any carrots?"
Uncle replied: We have no ......On the third day, the little white rabbit went to the bar and asked, "Uncle, do you have any carrots?"
The uncle said impatiently: "The next time you come to ask this question, I'll nail you to the wall!" On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came again and said:
Uncle, are there any nails? Uncle replied: We have no ......"Okay, are there carrots? ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Bunny Prison Break.
The two rabbits were put in a cell, and on one occasion, they managed to escape from the cell yard. But you have to climb over 100 walls to get to the road. They climbed 60 walls together, and the male rabbit asked the female rabbit:
I'm tired! Let's go back! ”
So they flipped back again.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Wang Shuo's daughter told him quite a long time.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31You only said the bear and the rabbit, why didn't you say the elephant?
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Anonymous users2024-01-301. One day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No, I'm sorry." ”
The next day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss: "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No!
On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No!!
On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "No, no, no!! How many times have I said it! ”
On the fifth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss said, "If you ask me again, I'll pull out all your teeth with a vice!" ”
On the sixth day, the little white rabbit came to the commissary again and asked the boss: "Boss, you ...... here."”
The boss yelled: "No, no! No carrots! ”
The White Rabbit explained, "No, no, I mean, do you have any vices here?" ”
The boss asked suspiciously, "Old ......."Vices? No ......No, ......”
The little white rabbit said, "Oh, that's good, do you have any carrots here?" ”
The boss is petrified ......
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Anonymous users2024-01-29A little rabbit jumped and jumped and died o( o
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